bitch slap
 

i was reading the thread on shemp's problem, which, by the way, is very fucked up. anyway, there was a few mentions of Bith Slapping techniques and that got me to wondering what the best delivery actually is. and, what is the worst way to receive it?

any thoughts, or am i to stoned for my own good?

stone and bitchslapping...hmmm, you need to talk with labret:stoned

LMAO... I love the status under Bruce's name right now. Too fucking funny. :)

backhand starting from about 6 inches above the opposite shoulder and full force straight across the face

i didn't even notice that tag under my name. that is fucking classic. to bad it's 4:20 and i can't remember how to do a screen capture.

i am jumping the gun on the stoning thing and proceeding to smoke many bowls in succession....

can u guys handle the bitchslapping pls?

tank u

im not as think as you stoned i am

the key to a bitchslap is to follow through :thumbsup

you mean similar to a golf swing on the folllow through

A pure unadulterated bitch-slap starts from wherever your hand is at that moment, and ends about 2 feet past the person's head that is gettin the bitch-slap. It's best if it's a full swing, put your shoulder into it, keep your palm wide-open to deliver maximum smack distribution, and follow through for the total impact effect. This technique will leave a lasting impression on the slappee, and they will certainly appreciate the extra effort and thank you later. (when they can talk again).

It's all about lasting impact. Remember, when it's time to bitchslap someone, use CD's patented full-swing open-hand style bitch-whollup, you'll be glad you did.
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CDSmith is your "full-swing open-hand style bitch-whollup" available on instructional cd? if so, what's the url so i can hook that the fuck up.

for the perfect example of a bitch slap, observe you television on sunday when the north shows south what's what.

bitch slap? you mean what the doctor did to your mama when you were born?

nah, more like what your right hand is doing after you "accidently" click that bearporn banner

come on , jr, you can do better than that

what? no response? that's what i thought. sit the fuck down.

I've always heard the key to a really good bitch slap was the liberal application of any condiment...

i think i remember a bitchslap on "third rock from the sun" that was as funny as fuck.. the arm didn't move at all except to twist - it was all in the wrist... poetry in motion..

if it's all in the wrist, are condiments still involved?

bruce, check your icq.

talk to you sunday

Technically, when using the wrist-only bitch slap, condiments are NOT required, but they are, however, HIGHLY recommended to get the desired *splotch* sound

would jelly work as well?

boneprone, sunday

put the bong down and go get some flap jacks On Boneprone!

"put the bong down"? shame on you, go wash your mouth out with soap

Well, jelly makes more of a *splortch* sound, but yes, it can be used in a pinch... preferrably grape jelly... it holds it's consistancy better than any other jelly

jelly or jam. actually, what the fuck is the difference? they both work on toast.

Jam is for rich people...

The best is Wyatt Erp style...

Bitch slap that fool.

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