Why does everyone but me suck? - GoFuckYourself.com

darksoft · 02-22-2002, 09:58 AM

Fuck it. I've decided not to discriminate by country anymore. If you aren't me, you are just a sad, pathetic piece of shit. Unless I like you. Or unless you give me money. Or if you wash my truck. But other than that I can't stand anyone. Well, maybe the guy who makes my greasy burgers at the drive-thru, but nobody else. And the girls at Starbucks, but that's absolutely it.

Amputate Your Head · 02-22-2002, 10:01 AM

...and this lamp.... and the ashtray..... and THAT IT! That's all I need...

... oh and I need this.... and that's the very last thing!

... oh and my dog.....

....ohhh, I guess I don't need my dog.....

Jakke PNG · 02-22-2002, 10:01 AM

I hate you too.
Besides you're wrong, as I'm the only good person I know.
So far I have a few other candidates but they're yet to prove themselves.

darksoft · 02-22-2002, 10:04 AM

Amp is ok, but TGF just don't cut it. And nobody else. Well, I like the mailman when he brings my checks, but that's it.

Mike Semen · 02-22-2002, 10:07 AM

Don't make me give you a real reason to hate me....

Biyatch!

darksoft · 02-22-2002, 10:09 AM

You can't spell beeyatch right, so I hate you too. But whoever invented the latte is ok. But nobody else.

mika · 02-22-2002, 10:09 AM

darksoft

when a person goes to a doctor and says everyone is crazy but me.. that person is gonna get some treatment.. you kinda remind me of such cases

Amputate Your Head · 02-22-2002, 10:11 AM

good god.... please tell me I'm not so old that NO ONE else remembers the absolutely PURE genius of Steve Martin in "The Jerk"....

Forest · 02-22-2002, 10:11 AM

I lick

darksoft · 02-22-2002, 10:20 AM

I like the guy who brings the phone books. But nobody else.

Jakke PNG · 02-22-2002, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by darksoft
Amp is ok, but TGF just don't cut it.

Why?

darksoft · 02-22-2002, 10:29 AM

People that buy my program are ok too. And my dog was ok when he wasn't dead. But that's it.

Cyndalie · 02-22-2002, 10:31 AM

He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!

Amputate Your Head · 02-22-2002, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by Cyndalie
He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!

Minte · 02-22-2002, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
good god.... please tell me I'm not so old that NO ONE else remembers the absolutely PURE genius of Steve Martin in "The Jerk"....

"would you care to sniff the bottlecap?"

DarkJedi · 02-22-2002, 10:52 AM

[Labret] is a nice person - i think i'd like him

Squishy · 02-22-2002, 10:54 AM

I dunno what the fuck you're talking about, Darksoft. I'm so cool you could keep a side of beef in me for a month. I'm so hip, I have difficultiy seeing over my pelvis.

Jon2 · 02-22-2002, 11:01 AM

darksoft...

Hit me up on icq...

I am interested in G.A.S.S.

I requested auth...nick: fow

Jon

eroswebmaster · 02-22-2002, 11:01 AM

STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!

darksoft · 02-22-2002, 11:02 AM

The guy who invented bologna is ok, but nobody else.

Mike Semen · 02-22-2002, 11:10 AM

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I will kill you all with a rusty soup spoon.

Amputate Your Head · 02-22-2002, 11:14 AM

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I will kill you all with a rusty soup spoon.

I had one of those surgically removed from my ass just last week.

Altima · 02-22-2002, 11:35 AM

Ok ANYONE who says something like this isnt all up there if ya know what I mean

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[Labret] is a nice person - i think i'd like him

-=HOAX=- · 02-22-2002, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I had one of those surgically removed from my ass just last week.

Getting carried away with your new found desires?

darksoft · 02-22-2002, 12:14 PM

qualitythumbs is ok, but that's it.

Jon2 · 02-22-2002, 12:45 PM

And all I had to do is buy his software

Jon

kmanrox · 02-22-2002, 12:48 PM

i think i wanna kick your face in...

darksoft · 02-22-2002, 12:55 PM

If you are SURE you wanna kick my face in then you're ok... if you have to think about it then you suck... and that's all.

amadman · 02-22-2002, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
good god.... please tell me I'm not so old that NO ONE else remembers the absolutely PURE genius of Steve Martin in "The Jerk"....

'He hates these cans!!!'

'I got a special purpose!'

'I am a niger!'

'Some one roll down a window.... roll down ALL the windows!!'

02-22-2002, 09:58 AM	#1
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	Why does everyone but me suck? Fuck it. I've decided not to discriminate by country anymore. If you aren't me, you are just a sad, pathetic piece of shit. Unless I like you. Or unless you give me money. Or if you wash my truck. But other than that I can't stand anyone. Well, maybe the guy who makes my greasy burgers at the drive-thru, but nobody else. And the girls at Starbucks, but that's absolutely it.

02-22-2002, 10:01 AM	#3
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I hate you too. Besides you're wrong, as I'm the only good person I know. So far I have a few other candidates but they're yet to prove themselves. __________________ ..and I'm off.

02-22-2002, 10:07 AM	#5
Mike Semen Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: London Town Posts: 2,924	Don't make me give you a real reason to hate me.... Biyatch! __________________ ICQ 1454 81 522 \|

02-22-2002, 10:31 AM	#13
Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans! __________________ Cyndalie Marketing Director StoriesTraffic.com Last edited by Cyndalie; 02-22-2002 at 10:32 AM..

02-22-2002, 11:01 AM	#19
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02-22-2002, 10:01 AM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	...and this lamp.... and the ashtray..... and THAT IT! That's all I need... ... oh and I need this.... and that's the very last thing! ... oh and my dog..... ....ohhh, I guess I don't need my dog.....

02-22-2002, 10:04 AM	#4
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	Amp is ok, but TGF just don't cut it. And nobody else. Well, I like the mailman when he brings my checks, but that's it.

02-22-2002, 10:09 AM	#6
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	You can't spell beeyatch right, so I hate you too. But whoever invented the latte is ok. But nobody else.

02-22-2002, 10:09 AM	#7
mika Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,561	darksoft when a person goes to a doctor and says everyone is crazy but me.. that person is gonna get some treatment.. you kinda remind me of such cases

02-22-2002, 10:11 AM	#8
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	good god.... please tell me I'm not so old that NO ONE else remembers the absolutely PURE genius of Steve Martin in "The Jerk"....

02-22-2002, 10:11 AM	#9
Forest Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hollywood Fl. Posts: 8,988	I lick

02-22-2002, 10:20 AM	#10
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	I like the guy who brings the phone books. But nobody else.

02-22-2002, 10:29 AM	#12
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	People that buy my program are ok too. And my dog was ok when he wasn't dead. But that's it.

02-22-2002, 10:52 AM	#16
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	[Labret] is a nice person - i think i'd like him

02-22-2002, 10:54 AM	#17
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	I dunno what the fuck you're talking about, Darksoft. I'm so cool you could keep a side of beef in me for a month. I'm so hip, I have difficultiy seeing over my pelvis.

02-22-2002, 11:01 AM	#18
Jon2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,875	darksoft... Hit me up on icq... I am interested in G.A.S.S. I requested auth...nick: fow Jon

02-22-2002, 11:02 AM	#20
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	The guy who invented bologna is ok, but nobody else.

02-22-2002, 11:10 AM	#21
Mike Semen Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: London Town Posts: 2,924	. . . . . . . . I will kill you all with a rusty soup spoon. __________________ ICQ 1454 81 522 \|

02-22-2002, 12:14 PM	#25
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	qualitythumbs is ok, but that's it.

02-22-2002, 12:45 PM	#26
Jon2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,875	And all I had to do is buy his software Jon Last edited by Jon2; 02-22-2002 at 12:47 PM..

02-22-2002, 12:48 PM	#27
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	i think i wanna kick your face in... __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-22-2002, 12:55 PM	#28
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	If you are SURE you wanna kick my face in then you're ok... if you have to think about it then you suck... and that's all.