Why does everyone but me suck?
 

Fuck it. I've decided not to discriminate by country anymore. If you aren't me, you are just a sad, pathetic piece of shit. Unless I like you. Or unless you give me money. Or if you wash my truck. But other than that I can't stand anyone. Well, maybe the guy who makes my greasy burgers at the drive-thru, but nobody else. And the girls at Starbucks, but that's absolutely it.

...and this lamp.... and the ashtray..... and THAT IT! That's all I need...

... oh and I need this.... and that's the very last thing!

... oh and my dog.....


....ohhh, I guess I don't need my dog.....

I hate you too.
Besides you're wrong, as I'm the only good person I know.
So far I have a few other candidates but they're yet to prove themselves.

Amp is ok, but TGF just don't cut it. And nobody else. Well, I like the mailman when he brings my checks, but that's it.

Don't make me give you a real reason to hate me....


Biyatch!

:321GFY

You can't spell beeyatch right, so I hate you too. But whoever invented the latte is ok. But nobody else.

darksoft

when a person goes to a doctor and says everyone is crazy but me.. that person is gonna get some treatment.. you kinda remind me of such cases

:1orglaugh

good god.... please tell me I'm not so old that NO ONE else remembers the absolutely PURE genius of Steve Martin in "The Jerk"....

I lick

I like the guy who brings the phone books. But nobody else.

Why?:321GFY

People that buy my program are ok too. And my dog was ok when he wasn't dead. But that's it.

He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!

:thumbsup

"would you care to sniff the bottlecap?"

[Labret] is a nice person - i think i'd like him :1orglaugh :2 cents:

I dunno what the fuck you're talking about, Darksoft. I'm so cool you could keep a side of beef in me for a month. I'm so hip, I have difficultiy seeing over my pelvis.

darksoft...

Hit me up on icq...

I am interested in G.A.S.S.

I requested auth...nick: fow

Jon

STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!


:Graucho

The guy who invented bologna is ok, but nobody else.

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I will kill you all with a rusty soup spoon.

I had one of those surgically removed from my ass just last week.

Ok ANYONE who says something like this isnt all up there if ya know what I mean
:Graucho

Getting carried away with your new found desires?

qualitythumbs is ok, but that's it.

And all I had to do is buy his software :Oh crap

:GFYBand

Jon

i think i wanna kick your face in...

If you are SURE you wanna kick my face in then you're ok... if you have to think about it then you suck... and that's all.

'He hates these cans!!!'

'I got a special purpose!'

'I am a niger!'

'Some one roll down a window.... roll down ALL the windows!!'