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Old 09-15-2005, 01:20 PM   #101
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wow great pics, amazing! thanks for sharing those pics Rand
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Not only are those awesome pics, you're awesome for taking time out of your 'waking up' time.....just to talk to me...you're the best of the best of the best!!!!
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That's so elaborate. Truly breathtaking.
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Those are amazing. Would love to have seen that in person.
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just thought i'd ask
how far is Black Rock City from Reno ??
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Not only are those awesome pics, you're awesome for taking time out of your 'waking up' time.....just to talk to me...you're the best of the best of the best!!!!


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how far is Black Rock City from Reno ??

Black Rock City is roughly 100 miles north of Reno.

A lot of people will fly to Reno and drive in. You can always pick out the *burners* on the plane.

For those with deep pockets, BM has it's own airport. You can land your small single engine planes directly on the playa. If you're feeling really adventurous, you could sky-dive right into the festival. Each year I see nearly 100 dives.
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After seeing these pics, and thanks to Hal & Tassy, i checked out the burning man FAQ's. I gotta go next year. Simply brilliant. I've never seen anything like this.

When i first heard of this, i new it to be a rave of sorts, this was years ago and it didnt really catch my attention. But now....all i have to say is brilliant.
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Remember the game "Simon"?



Well... this installation was inspired by that famous memory game of the mid 70's.

Although, the artist wrote his own code to make the thing work and I have a feeling this version was a LOT more distracting.

Fire would come out of one of the four corners. It was you job to stand in the middle and make the fire come out of the same corner. First one, then two, and so on...

I never saw anyone get past 5 or 6! Maybe it was just too hot for them.


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lol @ the virtual "Simon" game...that is great...
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Damn... I think Tassy has one of the craziest set of tits in the industry. (good crazy).

My old lady has thought about getting a boob job.

Mind telling me where I should send her?
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hmmm... no .. but that is surprisingly close, lol ...

she's got a similar shape...
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This was cool too.

This was a giant flower that was attached to the cherry picker of a mobile crane. It would move slowly around the playa and reach about 30 feet into the air, appearing to "look around" and bend down to greet you. It would change colors constantly. It was a very cool idea in its application.



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she's got a similar shape...
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Damn... I think Tassy has one of the craziest set of tits in the industry. (good crazy).

My old lady has thought about getting a boob job.

Mind telling me where I should send her?

Have her send an email to tassy AT pinkgasm.com... tassy knows boobs.
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Rand, these pics are amazing, thanks for sharing them, I am already speaking to a friend about planning a trip out next year to this

Awesome.

Planning is the key word. I think you'd have a great time.

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Oh wow! The coolest thing just happened.

A new employee of Paycom just walked up to me and asked if I was the one that just got back from Burning Man. After confirming this, she told me that although she wasn't there that one of her teachers had an art installaion there. Guess what it was?

The ladder.

For those of you that have followed this thread you know that "the ladder" really impressed me. Turns out that an employee at Paycom will introduce me to the man who put it together.





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Oh wow! The coolest thing just happened.

A new employee of Paycom just walked up to me and asked if I was the one that just got back from Burning Man. After confirming this, she told me that although she wasn't there that one of her teachers had an art installaion there. Guess what it was?

The ladder.

For those of you that have followed this thread you know that "the ladder" really impressed me. Turns out that an employee at Paycom will introduce me to the man who put it together.





kickass. And so very "playa-esque"
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Damn... I think Tassy has one of the craziest set of tits in the industry. (good crazy).

My old lady has thought about getting a boob job.

Mind telling me where I should send her?
hey there, it's me, good ol' crazy tits!

i don't know where you live v_rocks, but if you email me at tassy at pinkgasm dot com i can try to answer any boob questions you've got.
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Exactly what I thought.
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They literally thought of everything!

Careful or they'll begin harboring panty sniffer squators.
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everytime i see bm pics, i'm blown away. my gf really wants to go, so i'm definitely (finally) going to go next year.
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That's awesome that your gf is urging you to go. You should.

Go for the entire week. You'll understand why once you do. People who come later in the week miss out on a lot of the experience. And be sure you speak to someone who been, hopefully more than once.
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looks like an awesome show! when is the nest one and where?
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looks like an awesome show! when is the nest one and where?

I wouldn't exactly call it a show. It's a participatory event.

It always takes place on the week leading up to Labor Day weekend in Nevada.

You can learn more by visiting the Burning Man website.



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BURNING MAN WITHOUT THE MAN
(or how to experience Burning Man without going to the Playa)


Tear down your house. Put it in a truck. Drive 10 hours in any direction. Put the house back together.

Invite everyone you meet to come over and party. When everyone leaves, follow them back to their homes, drink all their booze, and break things.

Buy a new set of expensive camping gear. Break it.

Stack all your fans in one corner of your living room. Put on your most fabulous outfit. Turn the fans on full blast. Dump a full vacuum cleaner bag in front of them.

Pitch your tent next to the wall of speakers in a crowded, noisy club. Go to sleep. Wake up 2 hours later in a 110 degree tent.

Buy a new pair of favorite shoes. Throw one shoe away.

Only use the toilet in a house that is at least 3 blocks away.
Drain all the water from the toilet.
Only flush it every 4 days.
Hide all the toilet paper.

Pay an escort of your affectional preference to not bathe for five days, cover themselves in glitter, dust, and sunscreen, wear a skanky neon wig; dance closely naked with you, then say they have a lover back home at the end of the night.

Visit a restaurant and pay them to let you alternate lying in the walk-in freezer and sitting in the oven.

Don't sleep for 5 days. Take a wide variety of hallucinogenic/emotion altering drugs. Pick a fight with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Cut, burn, electrocute, bruise, and sunburn various parts of your body. Forget how you did it. Don't go to a doctor.

Spend a whole year rummaging through thrift stores for the perfect, most outrageous costume. Forget to pack it.

Spend weeks preparing and freezing tasty, nutritious food and then forget it in your trunk for a few days of 110 degree heat. Eat it anyway - and like it.

Listen to music you hate for 168 hours straight, or until you think you are going to scream. Scream. Realize you'll love the music for the rest of your life.

Get so drunk you can't recognize your own house.
Walk slowly around the block for 5 hours.

Sprinkle dirty sand in all your food.

Mail $250 to the Reno casino of your choice. (price of average BM ticket in 2004)

Go to a museum. Find one of Salvador Dali's more disturbing but beautiful paintings. Climb inside it.

Spend thousands of dollars creating a deeply personal piece of art work.
Hide it in a funhouse on the edge of the city. Blow it up.

Set up a DJ system downwind of a three alarm fire.
Play a short loop of drum'n'bass until the embers are cold.

Have a 3 a.m., soul-baring conversation with a drag nun in platforms, a crocodile, and Bugs Bunny. Be unable to tell if you're hallucinating.




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BURNING MAN WITHOUT THE MAN
(or how to experience Burning Man without going to the Playa)


Tear down your house. Put it in a truck. Drive 10 hours in any direction. Put the house back together.

Invite everyone you meet to come over and party. When everyone leaves, follow them back to their homes, drink all their booze, and break things.

Buy a new set of expensive camping gear. Break it.

Stack all your fans in one corner of your living room. Put on your most fabulous outfit. Turn the fans on full blast. Dump a full vacuum cleaner bag in front of them.

Pitch your tent next to the wall of speakers in a crowded, noisy club. Go to sleep. Wake up 2 hours later in a 110 degree tent.

Buy a new pair of favorite shoes. Throw one shoe away.

Only use the toilet in a house that is at least 3 blocks away.
Drain all the water from the toilet.
Only flush it every 4 days.
Hide all the toilet paper.

Pay an escort of your affectional preference to not bathe for five days, cover themselves in glitter, dust, and sunscreen, wear a skanky neon wig; dance closely naked with you, then say they have a lover back home at the end of the night.

Visit a restaurant and pay them to let you alternate lying in the walk-in freezer and sitting in the oven.

Don't sleep for 5 days. Take a wide variety of hallucinogenic/emotion altering drugs. Pick a fight with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Cut, burn, electrocute, bruise, and sunburn various parts of your body. Forget how you did it. Don't go to a doctor.

Spend a whole year rummaging through thrift stores for the perfect, most outrageous costume. Forget to pack it.

Spend weeks preparing and freezing tasty, nutritious food and then forget it in your trunk for a few days of 110 degree heat. Eat it anyway - and like it.

Listen to music you hate for 168 hours straight, or until you think you are going to scream. Scream. Realize you'll love the music for the rest of your life.

Get so drunk you can't recognize your own house.
Walk slowly around the block for 5 hours.

Sprinkle dirty sand in all your food.

Mail $250 to the Reno casino of your choice. (price of average BM ticket in 2004)

Go to a museum. Find one of Salvador Dali's more disturbing but beautiful paintings. Climb inside it.

Spend thousands of dollars creating a deeply personal piece of art work.
Hide it in a funhouse on the edge of the city. Blow it up.

Set up a DJ system downwind of a three alarm fire.
Play a short loop of drum'n'bass until the embers are cold.

Have a 3 a.m., soul-baring conversation with a drag nun in platforms, a crocodile, and Bugs Bunny. Be unable to tell if you're hallucinating.




this is perfect! i love it, it doesn't explain why it's all worth it to do very similar things on the playa - but it does explain why going to burning man is not *just* a party or a big music event. it's a survival event, and an experiment in community. beautiful. did you write this rand, i'd like to copy it/link to it if i may.
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