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SurfDog · 09-12-2005, 09:06 PM

A guy is standing in line at the supermarket when a nice looking blonde
behind him smiles and says hello. He's a bit surprised and can't place
where he might know her from so he says "Sorry - do you know me?"

She says - "I'm not sure, but I thought you might be the father of one
of my children."

His mind races back to the one and only time he's been unfaithful and
says "Holy crap - are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed
on the pool table in front of my friends while your girlfriend whipped me
with wet celery then stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

"No", she replied, "I'm your son's English teacher."

StickyGreen · 09-12-2005, 09:08 PM

actually, it wasnt bad...didnt laugh out loud or anything though...

MandyBlake · 09-12-2005, 10:13 PM

lol nice one
thanks for sharing

KMR Stitch · 09-12-2005, 10:14 PM

::yewn:: it's bad when you can see the end of the joke before the punch line was ever made =/

iwantchixx · 09-12-2005, 10:18 PM

haha nice one. The wet celery was a nice touch

PixeLs · 09-12-2005, 10:51 PM

That's just funny. I am not sure how he could get outta that mess.

Ray Nagin · 09-12-2005, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

That's just funny. I am not sure how he could get outta that mess.

dont think so I have no kids

case closed

tristan_D · 09-13-2005, 12:13 AM

That's a very good one, but it would have been much better if it went on and on. LOL

reed_4 · 09-13-2005, 01:23 AM

thanks for sharing but i don't find it funny.

baddog · 09-13-2005, 01:33 AM

I don't think it was a joke, I know the guy.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 09-13-2005, 01:36 AM

Nice try... it really give me a smile!

mrthumbs · 09-13-2005, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

::yewn:: it's bad when you can see the end of the joke before the punch line was ever made =/

i bet that doesnt happen very often for you now does it? ;)

uvort · 09-13-2005, 01:43 AM

Haha, nice one!

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baddog · 09-13-2005, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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u-Bob · 09-13-2005, 04:36 AM

good one... not a "LOL" one, but still a good one.

cool1 · 09-13-2005, 05:07 AM

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09-12-2005, 09:06 PM	#1
SurfDog Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 221	Gotta share this joke! A guy is standing in line at the supermarket when a nice looking blonde behind him smiles and says hello. He's a bit surprised and can't place where he might know her from so he says "Sorry - do you know me?" She says - "I'm not sure, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children." His mind races back to the one and only time he's been unfaithful and says "Holy crap - are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with wet celery then stuck a cucumber up my ass?" "No", she replied, "I'm your son's English teacher."

09-12-2005, 09:08 PM	#2
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09-12-2005, 10:13 PM	#3
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09-12-2005, 10:51 PM	#6
PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	That's just funny. I am not sure how he could get outta that mess. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

09-13-2005, 12:13 AM	#8
tristan_D Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7,865	That's a very good one, but it would have been much better if it went on and on. LOL __________________ Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

09-12-2005, 10:14 PM	#4
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	::yewn:: it's bad when you can see the end of the joke before the punch line was ever made =/

09-12-2005, 10:18 PM	#5
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	haha nice one. The wet celery was a nice touch

09-13-2005, 01:23 AM	#9
reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	thanks for sharing but i don't find it funny. __________________

09-13-2005, 01:33 AM	#10
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I don't think it was a joke, I know the guy.

09-13-2005, 01:36 AM	#11
Stacey_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,269	Nice try... it really give me a smile! __________________

09-13-2005, 01:43 AM	#13
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09-13-2005, 04:36 AM	#16
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	good one... not a "LOL" one, but still a good one.

09-13-2005, 05:07 AM	#17
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. __________________