Gotta share this joke!
 

A guy is standing in line at the supermarket when a nice looking blonde
behind him smiles and says hello. He's a bit surprised and can't place
where he might know her from so he says "Sorry - do you know me?"

She says - "I'm not sure, but I thought you might be the father of one
of my children."

His mind races back to the one and only time he's been unfaithful and
says "Holy crap - are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed
on the pool table in front of my friends while your girlfriend whipped me
with wet celery then stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

"No", she replied, "I'm your son's English teacher."

actually, it wasnt bad...didnt laugh out loud or anything though...

lol nice one
thanks for sharing

::yewn:: it's bad when you can see the end of the joke before the punch line was ever made =/

haha nice one. The wet celery was a nice touch

That's just funny. I am not sure how he could get outta that mess. :)

dont think so I have no kids


case closed :pimp

That's a very good one, but it would have been much better if it went on and on. LOL

thanks for sharing but i don't find it funny.

I don't think it was a joke, I know the guy.

Nice try... it really give me a smile! :)

i bet that doesnt happen very often for you now does it? ;)

Haha, nice one!

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How long have you been holding onto that picture waiting for the opportunity to use it?

Do you have these things cataloged like Hallmark cards or something?

good one... not a "LOL" one, but still a good one.

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.