Some Junkie was Trying to get into my car. - GoFuckYourself.com

Pipecrew · 09-08-2005, 07:24 PM

I was hungry so I drove to a Local Subway and parked right infront, basically 15 feet away from my car.. I am in the habit of setting my alarm everywhere, so it was set..

I have the Clifford Responder, The thing Starts freaking out if someone is trying shit. (pages your keychain)

So it starts freaking out telling me someone is trying to open my passenger side door, I look out and sure enough some fuckwit is trying to open my locked passenger door.

I run out and yell "what the fuck are you doing?" The Guy Jumps back and has this scared ass look in his face and starts rambling really fast

"I just need money for cigarettes!!"
"You got any cigarettes man?"
"I just need cigarettes"

I always assumed i'd catch someone someday trying to get into my car with this alarm, and I'd give them a nice beatdown, but I somehow felt sorry for this complete sub human.. Sure enough 20 seconds later the cops show up because I guess someone already called them cause he was "loitering".. So they are dealing with him, they reffered to him as one of the local junkies.

No damage or anything was done, so whatever.. now if i could catch the guy that tried to steal my headlights a while back, that'd be a different story

demented · 09-08-2005, 07:27 PM

Steal headlights? lol

the source · 09-08-2005, 07:36 PM

ya.. um.. we are gonna need more info on the stealing headlights incident.. wtf?

PostWhore · 09-08-2005, 07:37 PM

frankfortuna · 09-08-2005, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

I was hungry so I drove to a Local Subway and parked right infront, basically 15 feet away from my car.. I am in the habit of setting my alarm everywhere, so it was set..

I have the Clifford Responder, The thing Starts freaking out if someone is trying shit. (pages your keychain)

So it starts freaking out telling me someone is trying to open my passenger side door, I look out and sure enough some fuckwit is trying to open my locked passenger door.

I run out and yell "what the fuck are you doing?" The Guy Jumps back and has this scared ass look in his face and starts rambling really fast

"I just need money for cigarettes!!"
"You got any cigarettes man?"
"I just need cigarettes"

I always assumed i'd catch someone someday trying to get into my car with this alarm, and I'd give them a nice beatdown, but I somehow felt sorry for this complete sub human.. Sure enough 20 seconds later the cops show up because I guess someone already called them cause he was "loitering".. So they are dealing with him, they reffered to him as one of the local junkies.

No damage or anything was done, so whatever.. now if i could catch the guy that tried to steal my headlights a while back, that'd be a different story

Someone tried to steal your headlights? It's hard to believe people can stoop so low.

Pipecrew · 09-08-2005, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by frankfortuna

Someone tried to steal your headlights? It's hard to believe people can stoop so low.

Porsches, Bmw's, Cadillacs are very easy to have the headlights punked.. A porsche you can steal them with your hands, bmw and caddy you atleast need a screwdriver..

They are stealing the Xenon chips, they will fit in your pocket.. Hang on i have a video i took a while back when it happened.

bllott · 09-08-2005, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by PostWhore

Dalai lama · 09-08-2005, 07:41 PM

Nice alarm system

Pipecrew · 09-08-2005, 07:44 PM

http://www.pipecrew.com/duckumentary1.mpg

Video of a couple bmw's in underground parking that got ripped off.

Violetta · 09-08-2005, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dalai lama

Nice alarm system

I was just thinking the same....

And that bush pic is amazing! haha... looks like a fool!

frankfortuna · 09-08-2005, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

http://www.pipecrew.com/duckumentary1.mpg

Video of a couple bmw's in underground parking that got ripped off.

Crazy, I had no idea. I guess nothing is sacred anymore.

Fucksakes · 09-08-2005, 08:02 PM

damn bro, you got a real problem with this kinda stuff eh! you should leave your ferrari back home.

BV · 09-08-2005, 08:05 PM

I watched some show the other night where a cameraman followed different homeless junkies around with a video camera. I couldn't believe the shit.

Fucksakes · 09-08-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BV

I watched some show the other night where a cameraman followed different homeless junkies around with a video camera. I couldn't believe the shit.

where were you going? haha sorry couldnt resist, just joking.

Sosa · 09-08-2005, 08:07 PM

very nice alarm system.

jimmyf · 09-08-2005, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PostWhore

how can you make a blank post ???

xNetworx · 09-08-2005, 08:24 PM

Hopefully he will finish the job next time

boner 2.0 · 09-08-2005, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

http://www.pipecrew.com/duckumentary1.mpg

Video of a couple bmw's in underground parking that got ripped off.

Fuck. some morons have nothing to do. Fuck the thieves

candyflip · 09-08-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Hopefully he will finish the job next time

Do you always let your underage girlfriend drink at webmaster functions?

Doc911 · 09-08-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmyf

how can you make a blank post ???

Its not blank and that picture is going to give me nightmares

Pipecrew · 09-08-2005, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Do you always let your underage girlfriend drink at webmaster functions?

if i was dating that girl, I'd be the one getting shitfaced all the time.

Sober

after 10 drinks

xNetworx · 09-08-2005, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Do you always let your underage girlfriend drink at webmaster functions?

Do you always suck the people's dicks whose threads I post in. Seriously, I'm done with you attacking my girlfriend, whose site happens to be grossing more in week than what you probably make in a year. You are on ignore, come say hi to me at a webmaster function and meet fate you fucking loser... ignored

xNetworx · 09-08-2005, 08:35 PM

Pipecrew, hope to see you at internext.. seriously watch your fucking mouth.

Pipecrew · 09-08-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Pipecrew, hope to see you at internext.. seriously watch your fucking mouth.

Yeah Yeah, nothing like getting a sweet criminal record, and when your site Tanks, best of luck finding a real job.

Here's my pic, I'am a tough guy too.

If you cant take posting on gfy, then dont post, everybody gets a turn.

candyflip · 09-08-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Do you always suck the people's dicks whose threads I post in. Seriously, I'm done with you attacking my girlfriend, whose site happens to be grossing more in week than what you probably make in a year. You are on ignore, come say hi to me at a webmaster function and meet fate you fucking loser... ignored

So do you feed your underage girlfriend drinks at webmaster conventions or have you been lying here?

I appreciate your threats. I will be heading to bed now and will sleep better knowing you hate me.

tony286 · 09-08-2005, 08:48 PM

that sounds like a very cool alarm

xNetworx · 09-08-2005, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

Yeah Yeah, nothing like getting a sweet criminal record, and when your site Tanks, best of luck finding a real job.

Here's my pic, I'am a tough guy too.

If you cant take posting on gfy, then dont post, everybody gets a turn.

Talk all the shit you want about me. Leave my girlfriend out of it. Thats a pussy thing to do, insult somebody's girlfriend to razz em.

Pipecrew · 09-08-2005, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Talk all the shit you want about me. Leave my girlfriend out of it. Thats a pussy thing to do, insult somebody's girlfriend to razz em.

I didnt' bring you in this thread and make you post originally. Stay out of my way and it's all good.

xNetworx · 09-08-2005, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

I didnt' bring you in this thread and make you post originally. Stay out of my way and it's all good.

Likewise. I've been told you are about business, unlike 90% of the jokers on here so its pointless to be childish to one another.

Doctor Dre · 09-08-2005, 09:03 PM

What kind of car do you own ?

Wiggles · 09-08-2005, 10:28 PM

should of given him a beat down anyway!

GTS Mark · 09-08-2005, 10:33 PM

You should have sicced Kimbo on him ;)

DH

Beejeebers · 09-08-2005, 10:38 PM

I was just waiting for one of those creepy faces with a huge scream noise to pop up on that video...I'm fucking paranoid now watching any video like that.

emthree · 09-08-2005, 10:46 PM

Thank god most people dont know how easy it is to strip our cars.
Glad to hear everything turned out okay. What's the range on that pager btw?

Harmon · 09-08-2005, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Beejeebers

I was just waiting for one of those creepy faces with a huge scream noise to pop up on that video...I'm fucking paranoid now watching any video like that.

It would be a good one to do it to.

Oh yeah, Pipecrew is a fag... almost forgot

09-08-2005, 07:24 PM	#1
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Some Junkie was Trying to get into my car. I was hungry so I drove to a Local Subway and parked right infront, basically 15 feet away from my car.. I am in the habit of setting my alarm everywhere, so it was set.. I have the Clifford Responder, The thing Starts freaking out if someone is trying shit. (pages your keychain) So it starts freaking out telling me someone is trying to open my passenger side door, I look out and sure enough some fuckwit is trying to open my locked passenger door. I run out and yell "what the fuck are you doing?" The Guy Jumps back and has this scared ass look in his face and starts rambling really fast "I just need money for cigarettes!!" "You got any cigarettes man?" "I just need cigarettes" I always assumed i'd catch someone someday trying to get into my car with this alarm, and I'd give them a nice beatdown, but I somehow felt sorry for this complete sub human.. Sure enough 20 seconds later the cops show up because I guess someone already called them cause he was "loitering".. So they are dealing with him, they reffered to him as one of the local junkies. No damage or anything was done, so whatever.. now if i could catch the guy that tried to steal my headlights a while back, that'd be a different story

09-08-2005, 07:36 PM	#3
the source Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: US Posts: 1,255	ya.. um.. we are gonna need more info on the stealing headlights incident.. wtf? __________________ All HD Review

09-08-2005, 07:41 PM	#8
Dalai lama Strength and Honor Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Europe Posts: 16,540	Nice alarm system __________________ A program you can trust. Gallerybooster Run multiply TGPs of 1 script

09-08-2005, 10:28 PM	#31
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	should of given him a beat down anyway! __________________ no sig

09-08-2005, 10:38 PM	#33
Beejeebers Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 290	I was just waiting for one of those creepy faces with a huge scream noise to pop up on that video...I'm fucking paranoid now watching any video like that. __________________

09-08-2005, 07:27 PM	#2
demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	Steal headlights? lol

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09-08-2005, 07:44 PM	#9
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	http://www.pipecrew.com/duckumentary1.mpg Video of a couple bmw's in underground parking that got ripped off.

09-08-2005, 08:02 PM	#12
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	damn bro, you got a real problem with this kinda stuff eh! you should leave your ferrari back home.

09-08-2005, 08:05 PM	#13
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	I watched some show the other night where a cameraman followed different homeless junkies around with a video camera. I couldn't believe the shit.

09-08-2005, 08:07 PM	#15
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	very nice alarm system.

09-08-2005, 08:24 PM	#17
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Hopefully he will finish the job next time

09-08-2005, 08:35 PM	#23
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Pipecrew, hope to see you at internext.. seriously watch your fucking mouth.

09-08-2005, 08:48 PM	#26
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	that sounds like a very cool alarm

09-08-2005, 10:33 PM	#32
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	You should have sicced Kimbo on him ;) DH

09-08-2005, 10:46 PM	#34
emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	Thank god most people dont know how easy it is to strip our cars. Glad to hear everything turned out okay. What's the range on that pager btw? __________________ • Sell Patches & Pills •