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TopTGP · 02-19-2002, 08:49 PM

Hey, I don't feel like starting up a whole new site, so I figured it would be better if someone would hire me...

If you're interested, respond in here, as I can't be bothered to read my email.

TopTGP · 02-19-2002, 09:09 PM

aw come on, i need money

Gary · 02-19-2002, 09:09 PM

If your too lazy to start a new site, your too lazy to work for me.

Moose · 02-19-2002, 09:13 PM

"If you're interested, respond in here, as I can't be bothered to read my email."

Your to bothered to read email and you want an internet job?

Gary · 02-19-2002, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moose
"If you're interested, respond in here, as I can't be bothered to read my email."

Your to bothered to read email and you want an internet job?

ROFL!!!!

Too lazy to build a site, too lazy to check email.

I'll pay you 2 grand a week to start.

SykkBoy · 02-19-2002, 09:15 PM

This could work well as I'm too busy to send out a check...match made in heaven?

02-19-2002, 09:16 PM

he just can't be bothered

Gary · 02-19-2002, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
This could work well as I'm too busy to send out a check...match made in heaven?

Im too busy to cash checks, i'll take that job.

jimmyf · 02-19-2002, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopTGP
Hey, I don't feel like starting up a whole new site, so I figured it would be better if someone would hire me...

If you're interested, respond in here, as I can't be bothered to read my email.

I really think you should start all over young man.

That means under another name and maybe another board if you haven't already posted to others.
And if you haven't posted your desire for work, I highly suggest you get some help or set down and
think about it first and maybe pass it by someone before you ask for work with this kind of post.

Me, no way would I hire you even as a 7-11 clerk.

Am sure you would be RAT on time to collect your pay check every pay day.

My god what some young people expect, do you really think someone would hire you?

Amputate Your Head · 02-19-2002, 09:26 PM

I was gonna say something smartalecky & funny here...

but decided I'm too lazy & can't be bothered with that....

SykkBoy · 02-19-2002, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I was gonna say something smartalecky & funny here...

but decided I'm too lazy & can't be bothered with that....

goddamnit TopTGP! see what you started?? Your laziness has infested GFY...next thing you know Aaron will be here claiming he's too lazy to shoot hot chicks and kmanrox will be here claiming to have no inclination to smoke a bowl and space dog will be here to uh...well nevermind......

FacialHost · 02-19-2002, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I was gonna say something smartalecky & funny here...

but decided I'm too lazy & can't be bothered with that....

Oh my god, did hell freeze over? Are the remaining Beatles having a reunion? Did I see a pig go flying above my head???

Westin · 02-19-2002, 10:22 PM

LOL!!!

TOPTGP just pulled a Spacedog

LOL!!! Keep on Trying, Dumbass!

- Wes

Westin · 02-19-2002, 10:23 PM

and LOOK!!!!

his sig says he converts at 1:300 !!!

he'll have the webmasters lineing up to pay him now

LOL!

- Wes

Amputate Your Head · 02-19-2002, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FacialHost

Oh my god, did hell freeze over?

well, it is pretty cold down here today come to think of it....

geoff · 02-19-2002, 10:41 PM

fuck, I'm too lazy to even read this thread let alone respond

TopTGP · 02-19-2002, 10:47 PM

FIRST OFF, I may be new, but my message was obviously mis-interpruted.

I can't be bothered to start ANOTHER website. IT seems like no matter how much time/money I invest into my sites, I can't seem to generate traffic or signups...

I figure what's the point in spending more money, and putting more time in, when I can probably just get a job for someone looking for some extra help?

I've invested to much time and money into my site, and gotten so little in return, that it is no longer in existence!

TopTGP · 02-19-2002, 10:49 PM

and what do you mean I 'pulled a spacedog'? What did he do that I just did?

Amputate Your Head · 02-19-2002, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopTGP
but my message was obviously mis-interpruted.

versus, just interpruted?

beemk · 02-20-2002, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopTGP
IT seems like no matter how much time/money I invest into my sites, I can't seem to generate traffic or signups...

and this is supposed to make someone want to hire you?

boneprone · 02-20-2002, 02:26 PM

border line idiot?

SykkBoy · 02-20-2002, 02:29 PM

TopTGP
in all seriousness, what skills do you have?

I don't ask that as a smartass, I ask it because we may have something for you :)

email me a resume/portfolio [email protected] and let's talk

FATPad · 02-20-2002, 02:36 PM

What the hell is going on around here lately?

First a program comes along and proudly shows us all their shaving mechanism.

Then Spacedog tries to get his ass sued into last year.

Now someone who can't generate traffic or signups and is too lazy to check their email is looking for a job.

I feel like I'm in the twilight zone or something.

Ludedude · 02-20-2002, 03:10 PM

Hoooyahhhh....relax FAT....you're just mis-interpruting the chit chat around the water cooler.

This isn't the board you were looking for, TopTGP...nothing to see here...move along

SykkBoy · 02-20-2002, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad

First a program comes along and proudly shows us all their shaving mechanism.

fuck, I missed that one........

02-19-2002, 08:49 PM	#1
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	Experienced webmaster looking for work Hey, I don't feel like starting up a whole new site, so I figured it would be better if someone would hire me... If you're interested, respond in here, as I can't be bothered to read my email. __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

02-19-2002, 09:09 PM	#2
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	aw come on, i need money __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

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Westin Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 393	LOL!!! TOPTGP just pulled a Spacedog LOL!!! Keep on Trying, Dumbass! - Wes __________________ <a href="http://www.xamo.com/"><img border="0" src="http://www.fuck-or-suck.com/freepics/xamo.gif"><BR>XAMO.com Content - Images, CD's, Video, Games, Cartoon plugins, and Custom Shoots!!

02-19-2002, 09:13 PM	#4
Moose Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Here Posts: 1,548	"If you're interested, respond in here, as I can't be bothered to read my email." Your to bothered to read email and you want an internet job?

02-19-2002, 09:16 PM	#7
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	he just can't be bothered

02-19-2002, 09:26 PM	#10
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I was gonna say something smartalecky & funny here... but decided I'm too lazy & can't be bothered with that....

02-19-2002, 10:23 PM	#14
Westin Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 393	and LOOK!!!! his sig says he converts at 1:300 !!! he'll have the webmasters lineing up to pay him now LOL! - Wes

02-19-2002, 10:41 PM	#16
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02-19-2002, 10:47 PM	#17
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	FIRST OFF, I may be new, but my message was obviously mis-interpruted. I can't be bothered to start ANOTHER website. IT seems like no matter how much time/money I invest into my sites, I can't seem to generate traffic or signups... I figure what's the point in spending more money, and putting more time in, when I can probably just get a job for someone looking for some extra help? I've invested to much time and money into my site, and gotten so little in return, that it is no longer in existence! __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

02-19-2002, 10:49 PM	#18
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	and what do you mean I 'pulled a spacedog'? What did he do that I just did? __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

02-20-2002, 02:26 PM	#21
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02-20-2002, 02:29 PM	#22
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	TopTGP in all seriousness, what skills do you have? I don't ask that as a smartass, I ask it because we may have something for you :) email me a resume/portfolio [email protected] and let's talk __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

02-20-2002, 02:36 PM	#23
FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	What the hell is going on around here lately? First a program comes along and proudly shows us all their shaving mechanism. Then Spacedog tries to get his ass sued into last year. Now someone who can't generate traffic or signups and is too lazy to check their email is looking for a job. I feel like I'm in the twilight zone or something.

02-20-2002, 03:10 PM	#24
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Hoooyahhhh....relax FAT....you're just mis-interpruting the chit chat around the water cooler. This isn't the board you were looking for, TopTGP...nothing to see here...move along __________________