Experienced webmaster looking for work
 

Hey, I don't feel like starting up a whole new site, so I figured it would be better if someone would hire me...

If you're interested, respond in here, as I can't be bothered to read my email.

aw come on, i need money :winkwink:

If your too lazy to start a new site, your too lazy to work for me.

"If you're interested, respond in here, as I can't be bothered to read my email."


Your to bothered to read email and you want an internet job?



:321GFY

ROFL!!!!

Too lazy to build a site, too lazy to check email.

I'll pay you 2 grand a week to start.

This could work well as I'm too busy to send out a check...match made in heaven?

he just can't be bothered :321GFY

Im too busy to cash checks, i'll take that job.

I really think you should start all over young man.

That means under another name and maybe another board if you haven't already posted to others.
And if you haven't posted your desire for work, I highly suggest you get some help or set down and
think about it first and maybe pass it by someone before you ask for work with this kind of post.

Me, no way would I hire you even as a 7-11 clerk.

Am sure you would be RAT on time to collect your pay check every pay day.

My god what some young people expect, do you really think someone would hire you?

I was gonna say something smartalecky & funny here...



but decided I'm too lazy & can't be bothered with that....

goddamnit TopTGP! see what you started?? Your laziness has infested GFY...next thing you know Aaron will be here claiming he's too lazy to shoot hot chicks and kmanrox will be here claiming to have no inclination to smoke a bowl and space dog will be here to uh...well nevermind......

Oh my god, did hell freeze over? Are the remaining Beatles having a reunion? Did I see a pig go flying above my head???

LOL!!!

TOPTGP just pulled a Spacedog :winkwink:

LOL!!! Keep on Trying, Dumbass!

- Wes

and LOOK!!!!

his sig says he converts at 1:300 !!!

he'll have the webmasters lineing up to pay him now :) LOL!

- Wes

well, it is pretty cold down here today come to think of it....

fuck, I'm too lazy to even read this thread let alone respond

FIRST OFF, I may be new, but my message was obviously mis-interpruted.

I can't be bothered to start ANOTHER website. IT seems like no matter how much time/money I invest into my sites, I can't seem to generate traffic or signups...

I figure what's the point in spending more money, and putting more time in, when I can probably just get a job for someone looking for some extra help?

I've invested to much time and money into my site, and gotten so little in return, that it is no longer in existence!

and what do you mean I 'pulled a spacedog'? What did he do that I just did?

versus, just interpruted?

and this is supposed to make someone want to hire you?

border line idiot?

TopTGP
in all seriousness, what skills do you have?

I don't ask that as a smartass, I ask it because we may have something for you :)

email me a resume/portfolio [email protected] and let's talk

What the hell is going on around here lately?

First a program comes along and proudly shows us all their shaving mechanism.

Then Spacedog tries to get his ass sued into last year.

Now someone who can't generate traffic or signups and is too lazy to check their email is looking for a job.

:eek7

I feel like I'm in the twilight zone or something.

Hoooyahhhh....relax FAT....you're just mis-interpruting the chit chat around the water cooler.

This isn't the board you were looking for, TopTGP...nothing to see here...move along :1orglaugh

fuck, I missed that one........