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GilbertsGrapes · 09-06-2005, 07:48 PM

I just signed up for a merchant account and business bank account. However, I'm kind of scared because they bank account I signed up for states, "No charge for up to $5,000 in cash deposits per month". Does that mean I can only deposit a max of $5,000 a month PERIOD? I'm so confused about this.

Thanks and by the way, I'm new here.

tony286 · 09-06-2005, 07:52 PM

You got a merchant account in the USA?

Young · 09-06-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by GilbertsGrapes

I just signed up for a merchant account and business bank account. However, I'm kind of scared because they bank account I signed up for states, "No charge for up to $5,000 in cash deposits per month". Does that mean I can only deposit a max of $5,000 a month PERIOD? I'm so confused about this.

Thanks and by the way, I'm new here.

noobs shouldn't plan on making anymore than 5k a month. you'll be fine.

GilbertsGrapes · 09-06-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

You got a merchant account in the USA?

Yes, in California.

Th!nk · 09-06-2005, 09:21 PM

welcome to gfy!

Dugmor · 09-06-2005, 09:25 PM

Welcome to GFY

Jarmusch · 09-06-2005, 09:26 PM

Welcome and good luck.

Now go fuck yourself.

Fizzgig · 09-06-2005, 09:29 PM

That means that they don't like counting your bills and change. If you deposit more than $5,000 in CASH there will be some fees applied for handling the money, probably very small fees. If you are depositing cheques or bank transfers etc. this doesn't even apply.

AaronM · 09-06-2005, 09:32 PM

If you can't read and comprehend the paperwork from your bank then WTF makes you think you can read and comprehend the ramblings on GFY?

GilbertsGrapes · 09-06-2005, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

If you can't read and comprehend the paperwork from your bank then WTF makes you think you can read and comprehend the ramblings on GFY?

Your mean.

AaronM · 09-06-2005, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GilbertsGrapes

Your mean.

I'm realistic.

Peep the name of the board you fucking moron.

AaronM · 09-06-2005, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GilbertsGrapes

Your mean.

And it's "you're" not "your" you mental giant.

aztecvision · 09-06-2005, 10:13 PM

Looks like you already went ahead and fucked yourself, now do it again

GilbertsGrapes · 09-06-2005, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by aztecvision

Looks like you already went ahead and fucked yourself, now do it again

I fucked myself because one person on the board doesn't remember the time he was a newbie and refuses to help others? He is just angry and I'm ignoring him.

3M TA3 · 09-06-2005, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GilbertsGrapes

Your mean.

WOW

I did not see that coming

is the bank saying you can not deposit more than 5k a month or is the credit card company saying they will not process more than 5k a month?

Jason · 09-06-2005, 10:20 PM

Contact GloBill

They can help you on your way.

Good luck.

Sosa · 09-06-2005, 10:22 PM

ahh you have a merchant account and don't know how it works?

AaronM · 09-06-2005, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by GilbertsGrapes

I fucked myself because one person on the board doesn't remember the time he was a newbie and refuses to help others? He is just angry and I'm ignoring him.

I help people all the time, newbies included.

I don't help stupid people though.

Seriously.....Can't you read the God damn bank papers they gave you? Or at least ask your banker?

Who the fuck comes to GFY with the kind of question you asked?

AmateurFlix · 09-06-2005, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sosa

ahh you have a merchant account and don't know how it works?

the terminology with merchant accounts can be a bit confusing

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 09-06-2005, 10:27 PM

Maybe you should read more about merchant account... I know you gonna learned... much better ask the bank for more clarification or ask questions, anything...

by the way... welcome to people's choice, GFY!

3M TA3 · 09-06-2005, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I help people all the time, newbies included.

I don't help stupid people though.

Seriously.....Can't you read the God damn bank papers they gave you? Or at least ask your banker?

Who the fuck comes to GFY with the kind of question you asked?

Very true!

And why would you sign up for it if you didn't know what you were signing up for?

Banks especially, they love those fees and find a way to get them.

sniperwolf · 09-06-2005, 10:33 PM

welcome aboard .godluck!

loverboy · 09-07-2005, 01:26 PM

that's why every bank has a customer service department, surely they won't mind you asking

XclusiveVeezz · 09-07-2005, 02:29 PM

Welcome and go fuck yourself

09-06-2005, 07:48 PM	#1
GilbertsGrapes Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 6	Please help a newbie : Trying to get started I just signed up for a merchant account and business bank account. However, I'm kind of scared because they bank account I signed up for states, "No charge for up to $5,000 in cash deposits per month". Does that mean I can only deposit a max of $5,000 a month PERIOD? I'm so confused about this. Thanks and by the way, I'm new here.

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Stacey_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,269	Maybe you should read more about merchant account... I know you gonna learned... much better ask the bank for more clarification or ask questions, anything... by the way... welcome to people's choice, GFY! __________________

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	You got a merchant account in the USA?

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