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GilbertsGrapes 09-06-2005 07:48 PM

Please help a newbie : Trying to get started
 
I just signed up for a merchant account and business bank account. However, I'm kind of scared because they bank account I signed up for states, "No charge for up to $5,000 in cash deposits per month". Does that mean I can only deposit a max of $5,000 a month PERIOD? I'm so confused about this.

Thanks and by the way, I'm new here. :upsidedow

tony286 09-06-2005 07:52 PM

You got a merchant account in the USA?

Young 09-06-2005 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GilbertsGrapes
I just signed up for a merchant account and business bank account. However, I'm kind of scared because they bank account I signed up for states, "No charge for up to $5,000 in cash deposits per month". Does that mean I can only deposit a max of $5,000 a month PERIOD? I'm so confused about this.

Thanks and by the way, I'm new here. :upsidedow

noobs shouldn't plan on making anymore than 5k a month. you'll be fine. :thumbsup

GilbertsGrapes 09-06-2005 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
You got a merchant account in the USA?

Yes, in California.

Th!nk 09-06-2005 09:21 PM

welcome to gfy!

Dugmor 09-06-2005 09:25 PM

Welcome to GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

Jarmusch 09-06-2005 09:26 PM

Welcome and good luck.

Now go fuck yourself. :321GFY

Fizzgig 09-06-2005 09:29 PM

That means that they don't like counting your bills and change. If you deposit more than $5,000 in CASH there will be some fees applied for handling the money, probably very small fees. If you are depositing cheques or bank transfers etc. this doesn't even apply.

AaronM 09-06-2005 09:32 PM

If you can't read and comprehend the paperwork from your bank then WTF makes you think you can read and comprehend the ramblings on GFY?

GilbertsGrapes 09-06-2005 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM
If you can't read and comprehend the paperwork from your bank then WTF makes you think you can read and comprehend the ramblings on GFY?

Your mean.

AaronM 09-06-2005 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GilbertsGrapes
Your mean.


I'm realistic.

Peep the name of the board you fucking moron. :321GFY

AaronM 09-06-2005 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GilbertsGrapes
Your mean.


And it's "you're" not "your" you mental giant.

aztecvision 09-06-2005 10:13 PM

Looks like you already went ahead and fucked yourself, now do it again :thumbsup

GilbertsGrapes 09-06-2005 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by aztecvision
Looks like you already went ahead and fucked yourself, now do it again :thumbsup

I fucked myself because one person on the board doesn't remember the time he was a newbie and refuses to help others? He is just angry and I'm ignoring him.

3M TA3 09-06-2005 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GilbertsGrapes
Your mean.

WOW :eyecrazy

I did not see that coming





is the bank saying you can not deposit more than 5k a month or is the credit card company saying they will not process more than 5k a month?

Jason 09-06-2005 10:20 PM

Contact GloBill

They can help you on your way.

Good luck.

Sosa 09-06-2005 10:22 PM

ahh you have a merchant account and don't know how it works?

AaronM 09-06-2005 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GilbertsGrapes
I fucked myself because one person on the board doesn't remember the time he was a newbie and refuses to help others? He is just angry and I'm ignoring him.


I help people all the time, newbies included.

I don't help stupid people though.

Seriously.....Can't you read the God damn bank papers they gave you? Or at least ask your banker?

Who the fuck comes to GFY with the kind of question you asked?

AmateurFlix 09-06-2005 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa
ahh you have a merchant account and don't know how it works?

the terminology with merchant accounts can be a bit confusing

Stacey_JoinRightNow 09-06-2005 10:27 PM

Maybe you should read more about merchant account... I know you gonna learned... much better ask the bank for more clarification or ask questions, anything...

by the way... welcome to people's choice, GFY! :)

3M TA3 09-06-2005 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
I help people all the time, newbies included.

I don't help stupid people though.

Seriously.....Can't you read the God damn bank papers they gave you? Or at least ask your banker?

Who the fuck comes to GFY with the kind of question you asked?

Very true!

And why would you sign up for it if you didn't know what you were signing up for?

Banks especially, they love those fees and find a way to get them.

sniperwolf 09-06-2005 10:33 PM

welcome aboard .godluck!

loverboy 09-07-2005 01:26 PM

that's why every bank has a customer service department, surely they won't mind you asking

:smokin

XclusiveVeezz 09-07-2005 02:29 PM

Welcome and go fuck yourself :321GFY


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