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Old 09-04-2005, 08:52 PM   #1
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My review of "The Transporter 2"

Rockin hard! Excellent Action flick be sure to check it out.

Good plot, & the action scenes are amazing, not cheesy like normal cgi.
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Old 09-04-2005, 08:54 PM   #2
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I plan to soon. The first one kicked ass.
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Old 09-04-2005, 08:56 PM   #3
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Old 09-04-2005, 08:59 PM   #4
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I plan to soon. The first one kicked ass.
this one is waayyyy better, including a learjet scene that'll blow your mind
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Old 09-04-2005, 09:01 PM   #5
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awesome, can't wait to see it now. i think the first one was one of the biggest under rated movies of all time
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Old 09-04-2005, 09:01 PM   #6
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Rockin hard! Excellent Action flick be sure to check it out.

Good plot, & the action scenes are amazing, not cheesy like normal cgi.
Good to hear. I loved the first one.
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Old 09-04-2005, 09:01 PM   #7
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pr0 always gives good reviews, short and sweet with no spoilers. GFY wannabe-reviewers take note.
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Old 09-04-2005, 09:24 PM   #8
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i thought the movie sucked

they over did just a bit on this one...

i loved the first one.
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Old 09-04-2005, 09:29 PM   #9
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i thought the movie sucked

they over did just a bit on this one...

i loved the first one.
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Old 09-04-2005, 09:51 PM   #10
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Rockin hard! Excellent Action flick be sure to check it out.

Good plot, & the action scenes are amazing, not cheesy like normal cgi.
Are you fucking kidding me?

I know I busted your balls once before, and I really hate to do it again, but this movie was one of the worst I have seen.

Good CGI??? The stop-motion animation on the police's bomb robot was out of synch and the camera jumped like they hired interns to do it.

The plane sequence? It looked like a fucking scooby-doo cartoon!

Nothing was planned out, every "action scene" was too short to be impressive, within confined areas too small to play off the ONLY salvation this movie had - Statham's fighting techniques.

It was like every single thing the main character did as an act of heroism wasn't at all mapped out, it was just *magic* and everything just worked out.

And the plot? Jesus fucking christ do you have to be as dumb as a box of bricks to not see the holes in it? They were big enough to drive that cheesy lamborghini through! A virus that wipes out DEA agents? WTF!? and then the main bad guy even ACKNOWLEDGES the plot hole and gives some lame "I work for someone else" bullshit.

And then the fight scene is some homoerotic tumble in a confined space!?! They setup the villian to be a FIGHTER, someone on equal ground with the hero - and all they can do is make it look like they're trying to joiin the mile-high club? I mean wtf!

I don't see how a group of people can collectively shit in a film can and call it a movie. It's like it was a freshman's film class project with a shoestring budget and a bunch of drunk frat kids.

The movie was all about ripped muscles, perfect teeth and pretty cars. It made me feel ashamed to be male if that is what they expect us to get off on. Appearantly, I am alone on this.

I wanted to walk out, but my gf said we spent the money we should stay. Not even worth watching as a TV Movie.

If this movie passes for entertainment for you, I seriously pity you.
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Old 09-04-2005, 10:20 PM   #11
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looks like a renter to me
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Old 09-04-2005, 10:27 PM   #12
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awesome, can't wait to see it now. i think the first one was one of the biggest under rated movies of all time
agreed . in my top 25 list
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Old 09-04-2005, 10:46 PM   #13
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agreed . in my top 25 list
heheh yeah.. that bicycle pedal/oil scene was awesome. All the plot of a BMW commercial and all.. but still a great movie. (plus i love BMW's )
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Old 09-05-2005, 09:47 AM   #14
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first installment was a good one, hope this one proves to be the same caliber

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Old 09-05-2005, 09:54 AM   #15
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luv$, good job giving spoilers.....asscrack

now who's fake nick are you again?
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