"My major accomplishments include......" - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 09-03-2005, 02:28 PM

"Hooters Girl"

WTF kind of accomplishment is that anyway? I see this shit in all kinds of model profiles.

Gee, how neat. You had a job paying minimum wage where you walked around in an ugly outfit and served wings and beer to a bunch of guys who were too busy gawking at your tits and ass to even notice what a shallow bitch you really are.

Nice accomplishment.

Now, there's nothing wrong with working at hooters but why don't they mention their Taco Bell gigs too?

abyss_al · 09-03-2005, 02:34 PM

mmmm... hooooters....agghhhhh

tony286 · 09-03-2005, 02:59 PM

very good point Aaron lol

BV · 09-03-2005, 03:03 PM

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Mako · 09-03-2005, 03:05 PM

Little pent up hostility there methinks...what, some poor hooters girl didn't give you her number Aaron?

According to Hooters' own stats, taken with a grain of salt, they turn down "3 out of every 4 applicants". I don't think it's up there with winning the Nobel Peace Prize for sure, lol, but it's not that bad as an "accomplishment" for a young girl I guess.

Could be worse: "Got my GED by age 22"...

AaronM · 09-03-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mako

Little pent up hostility there methinks...what, some poor hooters girl didn't give you her number Aaron?

According to Hooters' own stats, taken with a grain of salt, they turn down "3 out of every 4 applicants". I don't think it's up there with winning the Nobel Peace Prize for sure, lol, but it's not that bad as an "accomplishment" for a young girl I guess.

Could be worse: "Got my GED by age 22"...

There you go trying to think again.

They turn down 3 out of 4 applicants huh? So do Taco Bell and the Garbage Company.

BTW, Fuck off cocksucker.

gornyhuy · 09-03-2005, 04:44 PM

You should go for it... i'd like to see you in those little orange shorts.

Mako · 09-03-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

There you go trying to think again.

They turn down 3 out of 4 applicants huh? So do Taco Bell and the Garbage Company.

BTW, Fuck off cocksucker.

Wow you ARE in a good mood today...

Don't know about the Taco Bell and Garbage company's stats, but I do know that most girls couldn't get a job at Hooters.

It's harder than it looks, I'm not going to be the one that pisses on those chicks, they're like mainstream strippers: They need to placate the egos of jackasses with a smile on thier faces. Something many of us couldn't do as well.

2257-Ben · 09-03-2005, 04:52 PM

Hi Aaron...

Did some Hooters girl piss in your Cheerios or what?

Joesho · 09-03-2005, 05:01 PM

I just go for the excellent wings

tf9901 · 09-03-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 2257-Ben

Hi Aaron...

Did some Hooters girl piss in your Cheerios or what?

AaronM · 09-03-2005, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 2257-Ben

Hi Aaron...

Did some Hooters girl piss in your Cheerios or what?

Did you read the fucken post?

"WTF kind of accomplishment is that anyway? I see this shit in all kinds of model profiles."

Most of he Hooters girls around here are not that hot. I talked to one of them only because she saw some pics on my laptop when J-Reel and I were there and she asked about it.

CuriousToyBoy · 09-03-2005, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Most of he Hooters girls around here are not that hot. I talked to one of them only because she saw some pics on my laptop when J-Reel and I were there and she asked about it.

It's probably not an academic irony, but I like the ironic inference anyway !

He he.

brizzad · 09-03-2005, 11:37 PM

Hooters only hires hot and sexy girls(at least the ones here do) so I guess stupid girls consider that a notable comment.

2257-Ben · 09-03-2005, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Did you read the fucken post?

"WTF kind of accomplishment is that anyway? I see this shit in all kinds of model profiles."

Most of he Hooters girls around here are not that hot. I talked to one of them only because she saw some pics on my laptop when J-Reel and I were there and she asked about it.

Yeah, I read the post... and I agree with you... Most of the ones I've seen aren't all that hot, but hell, I'd hit 'em... wouldn't you?

AaronM · 09-03-2005, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyWhores

It's probably not an academic irony, but I like the ironic inference anyway !

He he.

J-Reel likes the place. Those who know me know that I don't care for it.

AaronM · 09-03-2005, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 2257-Ben

Yeah, I read the post... and I agree with you... Most of the ones I've seen aren't all that hot, but hell, I'd hit 'em... wouldn't you?

No, I wouldn't.

If I want ugly and or fat with a shitty attitude, I'll jerk off while looking in the mirror.

CuriousToyBoy · 09-03-2005, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

J-Reel likes the place. Those who know me know that I don't care for it.

I know that (I remember you answer to my lunch suggestion), and hence, therein lies the irony.

2257-Ben · 09-04-2005, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

No, I wouldn't.

If I want ugly and or fat with a shitty attitude, I'll jerk off while looking in the mirror.

LOL...! Beggars can't be too fussy then, eh?

fatal attraction · 09-04-2005, 12:23 AM

awwww....Aaron, let the stupid bitches think they are special!

jonesy · 09-04-2005, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

If I want ugly and or fat with a shitty attitude, I'll jerk off while looking in the mirror.

AaronM · 09-04-2005, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by 2257-Ben

LOL...! Beggars can't be too fussy then, eh?

Fuck if I know. No begging going on over here.

AaronM · 09-04-2005, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jonesy

Didja like that one?

Me too. That one will be a classic GFY quote for years to come.

Doctor Dre · 09-04-2005, 12:53 AM

Nothing special @ Ottawa's hooters. I been in a hooters in 5 mins of my life and left ... supposely the wings are good . I'm not down with this place . And all girls must be slutty to work there or something ... it's soooooo labelled

Serge Litehead · 09-04-2005, 02:06 AM

its an accomplishment surviving of the minimum wage.

joking aside, how many of you had to take shit before accomplishing anything?
every career advance you take that moves you forward in life is an accomplishment. nothing wrong with hooters.

Theo · 09-04-2005, 02:08 AM

Pizzahut Boy here

J-Reel · 10-13-2005, 05:07 PM

I love Hooters. It's my favorite place to hang out, and they make great food.

Aaron... lets do lunch tomarrow.

09-03-2005, 02:28 PM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	"My major accomplishments include......" "Hooters Girl" WTF kind of accomplishment is that anyway? I see this shit in all kinds of model profiles. Gee, how neat. You had a job paying minimum wage where you walked around in an ugly outfit and served wings and beer to a bunch of guys who were too busy gawking at your tits and ass to even notice what a shallow bitch you really are. Nice accomplishment. Now, there's nothing wrong with working at hooters but why don't they mention their Taco Bell gigs too?

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Mako Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The OC baby! Posts: 1,986	Little pent up hostility there methinks...what, some poor hooters girl didn't give you her number Aaron? According to Hooters' own stats, taken with a grain of salt, they turn down "3 out of every 4 applicants". I don't think it's up there with winning the Nobel Peace Prize for sure, lol, but it's not that bad as an "accomplishment" for a young girl I guess. Could be worse: "Got my GED by age 22"... __________________

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	very good point Aaron lol

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brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	Hooters only hires hot and sexy girls(at least the ones here do) so I guess stupid girls consider that a notable comment.

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fatal attraction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: where ever he is! Posts: 6,522	awwww....Aaron, let the stupid bitches think they are special!

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Serge Litehead Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Behind the scenes Posts: 5,190	its an accomplishment surviving of the minimum wage. joking aside, how many of you had to take shit before accomplishing anything? every career advance you take that moves you forward in life is an accomplishment. nothing wrong with hooters. __________________ SilverCrocodile.com Adult web design since '05

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Pizzahut Boy here

10-13-2005, 05:07 PM	#27
J-Reel Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Boneprone's guest house Posts: 3,782	I love Hooters. It's my favorite place to hang out, and they make great food. Aaron... lets do lunch tomarrow. __________________ Scheck out the new girls at www.hawtmoney.com ICQ 177-447-671