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AaronM 09-03-2005 02:28 PM

"My major accomplishments include......"
 
"Hooters Girl"


WTF kind of accomplishment is that anyway? I see this shit in all kinds of model profiles.

Gee, how neat. You had a job paying minimum wage where you walked around in an ugly outfit and served wings and beer to a bunch of guys who were too busy gawking at your tits and ass to even notice what a shallow bitch you really are.

Nice accomplishment. :thumbsup

Now, there's nothing wrong with working at hooters but why don't they mention their Taco Bell gigs too?

abyss_al 09-03-2005 02:34 PM

mmmm... hooooters....agghhhhh

tony286 09-03-2005 02:59 PM

very good point Aaron lol

BV 09-03-2005 03:03 PM

Hooters Bootcamp
A behind-the-scenes look at what it takes to become a Hooters Girl.

http://www.hooters.com/fun_stuff/

Mako 09-03-2005 03:05 PM

Little pent up hostility there methinks...what, some poor hooters girl didn't give you her number Aaron? :winkwink:

According to Hooters' own stats, taken with a grain of salt, they turn down "3 out of every 4 applicants". I don't think it's up there with winning the Nobel Peace Prize for sure, lol, but it's not that bad as an "accomplishment" for a young girl I guess.

Could be worse: "Got my GED by age 22"... :upsidedow

AaronM 09-03-2005 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mako
Little pent up hostility there methinks...what, some poor hooters girl didn't give you her number Aaron? :winkwink:

According to Hooters' own stats, taken with a grain of salt, they turn down "3 out of every 4 applicants". I don't think it's up there with winning the Nobel Peace Prize for sure, lol, but it's not that bad as an "accomplishment" for a young girl I guess.

Could be worse: "Got my GED by age 22"... :upsidedow


There you go trying to think again.

They turn down 3 out of 4 applicants huh? So do Taco Bell and the Garbage Company.

BTW, Fuck off cocksucker. :321GFY

gornyhuy 09-03-2005 04:44 PM

You should go for it... i'd like to see you in those little orange shorts.

Mako 09-03-2005 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
There you go trying to think again.

They turn down 3 out of 4 applicants huh? So do Taco Bell and the Garbage Company.

BTW, Fuck off cocksucker. :321GFY

Wow you ARE in a good mood today...:)

Don't know about the Taco Bell and Garbage company's stats, but I do know that most girls couldn't get a job at Hooters.

It's harder than it looks, I'm not going to be the one that pisses on those chicks, they're like mainstream strippers: They need to placate the egos of jackasses with a smile on thier faces. Something many of us couldn't do as well.

2257-Ben 09-03-2005 04:52 PM

Hi Aaron...

Did some Hooters girl piss in your Cheerios or what?

Joesho 09-03-2005 05:01 PM

I just go for the excellent wings

tf9901 09-03-2005 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2257-Ben
Hi Aaron...

Did some Hooters girl piss in your Cheerios or what?

:1orglaugh :upsidedow

AaronM 09-03-2005 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2257-Ben
Hi Aaron...

Did some Hooters girl piss in your Cheerios or what?



Did you read the fucken post?

"WTF kind of accomplishment is that anyway? I see this shit in all kinds of model profiles."


Most of he Hooters girls around here are not that hot. I talked to one of them only because she saw some pics on my laptop when J-Reel and I were there and she asked about it.

CuriousToyBoy 09-03-2005 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Most of he Hooters girls around here are not that hot. I talked to one of them only because she saw some pics on my laptop when J-Reel and I were there and she asked about it.

It's probably not an academic irony, but I like the ironic inference anyway !

He he.

:thumbsup

brizzad 09-03-2005 11:37 PM

Hooters only hires hot and sexy girls(at least the ones here do) so I guess stupid girls consider that a notable comment.

2257-Ben 09-03-2005 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Did you read the fucken post?

"WTF kind of accomplishment is that anyway? I see this shit in all kinds of model profiles."


Most of he Hooters girls around here are not that hot. I talked to one of them only because she saw some pics on my laptop when J-Reel and I were there and she asked about it.

Yeah, I read the post... and I agree with you... Most of the ones I've seen aren't all that hot, but hell, I'd hit 'em... wouldn't you?

AaronM 09-03-2005 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyWhores
It's probably not an academic irony, but I like the ironic inference anyway !

He he.

:thumbsup


J-Reel likes the place. Those who know me know that I don't care for it.

AaronM 09-03-2005 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2257-Ben
Yeah, I read the post... and I agree with you... Most of the ones I've seen aren't all that hot, but hell, I'd hit 'em... wouldn't you?


No, I wouldn't.

If I want ugly and or fat with a shitty attitude, I'll jerk off while looking in the mirror.

CuriousToyBoy 09-03-2005 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
J-Reel likes the place. Those who know me know that I don't care for it.

I know that (I remember you answer to my lunch suggestion), and hence, therein lies the irony.

:winkwink:

2257-Ben 09-04-2005 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
No, I wouldn't.

If I want ugly and or fat with a shitty attitude, I'll jerk off while looking in the mirror.

LOL...! Beggars can't be too fussy then, eh?

fatal attraction 09-04-2005 12:23 AM

awwww....Aaron, let the stupid bitches think they are special! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jonesy 09-04-2005 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

If I want ugly and or fat with a shitty attitude, I'll jerk off while looking in the mirror.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AaronM 09-04-2005 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2257-Ben
LOL...! Beggars can't be too fussy then, eh?


Fuck if I know. No begging going on over here.

AaronM 09-04-2005 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Didja like that one?

Me too. That one will be a classic GFY quote for years to come. :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 09-04-2005 12:53 AM

Nothing special @ Ottawa's hooters. I been in a hooters in 5 mins of my life and left ... supposely the wings are good . I'm not down with this place . And all girls must be slutty to work there or something ... it's soooooo labelled

Serge Litehead 09-04-2005 02:06 AM

its an accomplishment surviving of the minimum wage.

joking aside, how many of you had to take shit before accomplishing anything?
every career advance you take that moves you forward in life is an accomplishment. nothing wrong with hooters.

Theo 09-04-2005 02:08 AM

Pizzahut Boy here

J-Reel 10-13-2005 05:07 PM

I love Hooters. It's my favorite place to hang out, and they make great food. :winkwink:

Aaron... lets do lunch tomarrow.


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