If your banging a chick , and she farts........ - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 09-02-2005, 01:33 PM

What would you?

Keep on thrusting?
Leave due to being disgusted?

Turn her over and lick her pooper?

MacDaddyPlaya · 09-02-2005, 01:36 PM

Rip one back at her and keep fucking

Downtime · 09-02-2005, 01:36 PM

i'd grab my laptop without pulling out and start a poll on GFY asking the adult industry what I should do.

or I'd just use the Catch N Release system so I could show all my friends later.

Scott McD · 09-02-2005, 01:37 PM

Poop on her head...

escorpio · 09-02-2005, 01:39 PM

I'd tip her an extra $50

Juicy D. Links · 09-02-2005, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

I'd tip her an extra $50

IwantU Bryan · 09-02-2005, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Turn her over and lick her pooper?

NY_TIM · 09-02-2005, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

I'd tip her an extra $50

good one

jonesy · 09-02-2005, 01:43 PM

say "keep talking dirty to me baby "

digifan · 09-02-2005, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime

i'd grab my laptop without pulling out and start a poll on GFY asking the adult industry what I should do.

or I'd just use the Catch N Release system so I could show all my friends later.

Babagirls · 09-02-2005, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacDaddyPlaya

Rip one back at her and keep fucking

LOL good answer!

Deej · 09-02-2005, 01:48 PM

Well If she was Mexican (non-racial intended statement coming up) I'd pull out and throw her over, stick it in her highway without ease and Scream ...

REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!

... and see how long I can ride!

wich makes for another good poll.....what can you say to girls during the moment to get a potentialy "wild ride"....

DavieVegas · 09-02-2005, 01:49 PM

if it smelled like shit i would stop...if not id plug away

wdsguy · 09-02-2005, 01:49 PM

are you banging her anally?

killerkay · 09-02-2005, 01:49 PM

id lick her pooper probably

TheSenator · 09-02-2005, 01:49 PM

Tell her, "Your ass smells like apple pie".

CherryLipsRosa · 09-02-2005, 01:56 PM

Hahahaha how about turning the question around and asking the girls what they World do.

Ramos · 09-02-2005, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

What would you?

Keep on thrusting?
Leave due to being disgusted?

Turn her over and lick her pooper?

It depends, the last girl that did that isn't around to talk about it.

Joesho · 09-02-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by IwantU_Rosalia_Lara

Hahahaha how about turning the question around and asking the girls what they World do.

do you mean turn her around like this ?

dropped9 · 09-02-2005, 02:18 PM

what about if she varts?

phogirl69 · 09-02-2005, 02:47 PM

Me and my bf are very open and honest and real in front of each other. We fart in front of each other all day so it's not a problem. I even like to make him come up close to me so I can fart into him so he can feel the pressure! lol We even make each other smell our farts! Sometimes he will fart on his finger and tease me by making me smell it and vice versa.

Farting is no big deal we are all animals!!

The best part of being a webmaster is being able to fart freely (if you work at home). I used to work in an office environment 8 hrs a day and it SUCKS having to hold your farts in. It upsets your stomach and gives you the runs when having to hold it in for too long. After work I would go in my car and let it rip!

Always let it out when you are having sex. How can you enjoy it if you are too busy holding it in?

Violetta · 09-02-2005, 03:56 PM

pump her ass!!

seeric · 09-02-2005, 04:00 PM

i would laugh my ass off, and then using my undeniable charm, i would blow it off like it was no big deal. ROFL ROFL ROFL

OG LennyT · 09-02-2005, 04:00 PM

Probably bang that brown eye

axelcat · 09-02-2005, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

I'd tip her an extra $50

hydro · 09-02-2005, 04:07 PM

i probably wouldn't even notice, my mind seems completely blank when im having sex like im just a fucking machine or something haha

BastarD · 09-02-2005, 04:09 PM

i'd masturbate then.

.......... does it makes me sick gay pervert?

adamneve · 09-02-2005, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacDaddyPlaya

Rip one back at her and keep fucking

you read my mind

3M TA3 · 09-02-2005, 04:24 PM

have you ever gone on a date where you are going to pick a girl up and you really want to make a good impression? so on the way over you make sure you car is really clean and everything is in good order. when you pick her up you start to get a queezy feeling in your stomach and on the way over to the resteraunt you start talking about the thinks that make you happy and what you want to do with your life and that queezy feeling starts to get stronger in your stomach. so you go out to a nice diner and she tells you how she wants to settle down and have kids some day and you tell her you are looking for the same thing and that queezy feeling starts to overcome you and you think you are in love. and on the way to drop her off at her house you don't even feel like making love to her because that queezy feeling is telling you not to...this must be love. so you painfully kiss her goodnight and tell her you had such a great time and it feels like you have been together for an eternity and you can't wait to see her again. she she confirms with a blush and walks inside. you stand on her porch because that queezy feeling is paralyzing you and you finally walk to your car and leave. half way home you rip a big fart. the queezy feeling is over and you wonder why you didn't get laid.

moral of the story...love is a fart

u-Bob · 09-02-2005, 04:36 PM

butt plug...............

2257-Ben · 09-02-2005, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

Well If she was Mexican (non-racial intended statement coming up) I'd pull out and throw her over, stick it in her highway without ease and Scream ...

REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!

... and see how long I can ride!

wich makes for another good poll.....what can you say to girls during the moment to get a potentialy "wild ride"....

Reach down, hold her tits and whisper in her ear "Your sister likes it like this too"...

B AMA · 09-02-2005, 04:45 PM

if shes smaller than you pick her up(while your still fuckin and go into the another room)
hope you don't have a studio apartment then your just fucked

2257-Ben · 09-02-2005, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phogirl69

Me and my bf are very open and honest and real in front of each other. We fart in front of each other all day so it's not a problem. I even like to make him come up close to me so I can fart into him so he can feel the pressure! lol We even make each other smell our farts! Sometimes he will fart on his finger and tease me by making me smell it and vice versa.

Farting is no big deal we are all animals!!

The best part of being a webmaster is being able to fart freely (if you work at home). I used to work in an office environment 8 hrs a day and it SUCKS having to hold your farts in. It upsets your stomach and gives you the runs when having to hold it in for too long. After work I would go in my car and let it rip!

Always let it out when you are having sex. How can you enjoy it if you are too busy holding it in?

Better to fart and be in shame than not to fart and be in pain.

Ordo · 09-02-2005, 04:48 PM

Boo, you stole that line from a movie.

I forget which one it was but I remember seeing it.

hahaha

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phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	Me and my bf are very open and honest and real in front of each other. We fart in front of each other all day so it's not a problem. I even like to make him come up close to me so I can fart into him so he can feel the pressure! lol We even make each other smell our farts! Sometimes he will fart on his finger and tease me by making me smell it and vice versa. Farting is no big deal we are all animals!! The best part of being a webmaster is being able to fart freely (if you work at home). I used to work in an office environment 8 hrs a day and it SUCKS having to hold your farts in. It upsets your stomach and gives you the runs when having to hold it in for too long. After work I would go in my car and let it rip! Always let it out when you are having sex. How can you enjoy it if you are too busy holding it in? Last edited by phogirl69; 09-02-2005 at 02:49 PM..

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i would laugh my ass off, and then using my undeniable charm, i would blow it off like it was no big deal. ROFL ROFL ROFL

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hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	i probably wouldn't even notice, my mind seems completely blank when im having sex like im just a fucking machine or something haha

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3M TA3 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 2,972	have you ever gone on a date where you are going to pick a girl up and you really want to make a good impression? so on the way over you make sure you car is really clean and everything is in good order. when you pick her up you start to get a queezy feeling in your stomach and on the way over to the resteraunt you start talking about the thinks that make you happy and what you want to do with your life and that queezy feeling starts to get stronger in your stomach. so you go out to a nice diner and she tells you how she wants to settle down and have kids some day and you tell her you are looking for the same thing and that queezy feeling starts to overcome you and you think you are in love. and on the way to drop her off at her house you don't even feel like making love to her because that queezy feeling is telling you not to...this must be love. so you painfully kiss her goodnight and tell her you had such a great time and it feels like you have been together for an eternity and you can't wait to see her again. she she confirms with a blush and walks inside. you stand on her porch because that queezy feeling is paralyzing you and you finally walk to your car and leave. half way home you rip a big fart. the queezy feeling is over and you wonder why you didn't get laid. moral of the story...love is a fart __________________ Dedicated and colo hosting: ICQ 291313057 "A problem cannot be solved from the same consciousness that created it. We must learn to see the world anew." - Albert Einstein

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