Me and my bf are very open and honest and real in front of each other. We fart in front of each other all day so it's not a problem. I even like to make him come up close to me so I can fart into him so he can feel the pressure! lol We even make each other smell our farts! Sometimes he will fart on his finger and tease me by making me smell it and vice versa.
Farting is no big deal we are all animals!!
The best part of being a webmaster is being able to fart freely (if you work at home). I used to work in an office environment 8 hrs a day and it SUCKS having to hold your farts in. It upsets your stomach and gives you the runs when having to hold it in for too long. After work I would go in my car and let it rip!
Always let it out when you are having sex. How can you enjoy it if you are too busy holding it in?
have you ever gone on a date where you are going to pick a girl up and you really want to make a good impression? so on the way over you make sure you car is really clean and everything is in good order. when you pick her up you start to get a queezy feeling in your stomach and on the way over to the resteraunt you start talking about the thinks that make you happy and what you want to do with your life and that queezy feeling starts to get stronger in your stomach. so you go out to a nice diner and she tells you how she wants to settle down and have kids some day and you tell her you are looking for the same thing and that queezy feeling starts to overcome you and you think you are in love. and on the way to drop her off at her house you don't even feel like making love to her because that queezy feeling is telling you not to...this must be love. so you painfully kiss her goodnight and tell her you had such a great time and it feels like you have been together for an eternity and you can't wait to see her again. she she confirms with a blush and walks inside. you stand on her porch because that queezy feeling is paralyzing you and you finally walk to your car and leave. half way home you rip a big fart. the queezy feeling is over and you wonder why you didn't get laid.
moral of the story...love is a fart
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if shes smaller than you pick her up(while your still fuckin and go into the another room)
hope you don't have a studio apartment then your just fucked
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Me and my bf are very open and honest and real in front of each other. We fart in front of each other all day so it's not a problem. I even like to make him come up close to me so I can fart into him so he can feel the pressure! lol We even make each other smell our farts! Sometimes he will fart on his finger and tease me by making me smell it and vice versa.
Farting is no big deal we are all animals!!
The best part of being a webmaster is being able to fart freely (if you work at home). I used to work in an office environment 8 hrs a day and it SUCKS having to hold your farts in. It upsets your stomach and gives you the runs when having to hold it in for too long. After work I would go in my car and let it rip!
Always let it out when you are having sex. How can you enjoy it if you are too busy holding it in?
Better to fart and be in shame than not to fart and be in pain.
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