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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    If your banging a chick , and she farts........

    What would you?

    Keep on thrusting?
    Leave due to being disgusted?

    Turn her over and lick her pooper?
  • MacDaddyPlaya
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 1785

    #2
    Rip one back at her and keep fucking
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    • Downtime
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 7320

      #3
      i'd grab my laptop without pulling out and start a poll on GFY asking the adult industry what I should do.

      or I'd just use the Catch N Release system so I could show all my friends later.
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      • Scott McD
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        • Nov 2002
        • 67792

        #4
        Poop on her head...


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        • escorpio
          doesn't fuck around.
          • Oct 2002
          • 23481

          #5
          I'd tip her an extra $50
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          • Juicy D. Links
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            Originally posted by escorpio
            I'd tip her an extra $50

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            • IwantU Bryan
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              • Jan 2005
              • 1764

              #7
              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
              Turn her over and lick her pooper?

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              • NY_TIM
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                • May 2004
                • 2975

                #8
                Originally posted by escorpio
                I'd tip her an extra $50
                good one
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                • jonesy
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                  • Jan 2003
                  • 6688

                  #9
                  say "keep talking dirty to me baby "
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                  • digifan
                    The Profiler
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 14618

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Downtime
                    i'd grab my laptop without pulling out and start a poll on GFY asking the adult industry what I should do.

                    or I'd just use the Catch N Release system so I could show all my friends later.
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                    • Babagirls
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 18812

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MacDaddyPlaya
                      Rip one back at her and keep fucking
                      LOL good answer!




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                      • Deej
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                        • Jun 2005
                        • 24386

                        #12
                        Well If she was Mexican (non-racial intended statement coming up) I'd pull out and throw her over, stick it in her highway without ease and Scream ...
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                        ... and see how long I can ride!

                        wich makes for another good poll.....what can you say to girls during the moment to get a potentialy "wild ride"....

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                        • DavieVegas
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                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6117

                          #13
                          if it smelled like shit i would stop...if not id plug away
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                          • wdsguy
                            Ryde or Die
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 19568

                            #14
                            are you banging her anally?

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                            • killerkay
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                              • Mar 2005
                              • 1482

                              #15
                              id lick her pooper probably


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                              • TheSenator
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 13330

                                #16
                                Tell her, "Your ass smells like apple pie".
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                                • CherryLipsRosa
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 3603

                                  #17
                                  Hahahaha how about turning the question around and asking the girls what they World do.
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                                  • Ramos2
                                    Custom User Title
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 11927

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                    What would you?

                                    Keep on thrusting?
                                    Leave due to being disgusted?

                                    Turn her over and lick her pooper?
                                    It depends, the last girl that did that isn't around to talk about it.
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                                    • Joesho
                                      want to get in shape
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 12329

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by IwantU_Rosalia_Lara
                                      Hahahaha how about turning the question around and asking the girls what they World do.

                                      do you mean turn her around like this ?

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                                      • Headless
                                        Registered User
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 26727

                                        #20
                                        what about if she varts?

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                                        • phogirl69
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 3330

                                          #21
                                          Me and my bf are very open and honest and real in front of each other. We fart in front of each other all day so it's not a problem. I even like to make him come up close to me so I can fart into him so he can feel the pressure! lol We even make each other smell our farts! Sometimes he will fart on his finger and tease me by making me smell it and vice versa.

                                          Farting is no big deal we are all animals!!

                                          The best part of being a webmaster is being able to fart freely (if you work at home). I used to work in an office environment 8 hrs a day and it SUCKS having to hold your farts in. It upsets your stomach and gives you the runs when having to hold it in for too long. After work I would go in my car and let it rip!

                                          Always let it out when you are having sex. How can you enjoy it if you are too busy holding it in?
                                          Last edited by phogirl69; 09-02-2005, 01:49 PM.

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                                          • Violetta
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                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 28735

                                            #22
                                            pump her ass!!
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                                            • seeric
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                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 41917

                                              #23
                                              i would laugh my ass off, and then using my undeniable charm, i would blow it off like it was no big deal. ROFL ROFL ROFL

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                                              • OG LennyT
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                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 14345

                                                #24
                                                Probably bang that brown eye
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                                                • axelcat
                                                  Adult Locals
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 25450

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by escorpio
                                                  I'd tip her an extra $50

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                                                  • hydro
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 4216

                                                    #26
                                                    i probably wouldn't even notice, my mind seems completely blank when im having sex like im just a fucking machine or something haha

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                                                    • BastarD
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 6341

                                                      #27
                                                      i'd masturbate then.

                                                      .......... does it makes me sick gay pervert?

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                                                      • adamneve
                                                        LIVING LA VITA LOCA
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 13333

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MacDaddyPlaya
                                                        Rip one back at her and keep fucking
                                                        you read my mind
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                                                        • 3M TA3
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                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                          • 2972

                                                          #29
                                                          have you ever gone on a date where you are going to pick a girl up and you really want to make a good impression? so on the way over you make sure you car is really clean and everything is in good order. when you pick her up you start to get a queezy feeling in your stomach and on the way over to the resteraunt you start talking about the thinks that make you happy and what you want to do with your life and that queezy feeling starts to get stronger in your stomach. so you go out to a nice diner and she tells you how she wants to settle down and have kids some day and you tell her you are looking for the same thing and that queezy feeling starts to overcome you and you think you are in love. and on the way to drop her off at her house you don't even feel like making love to her because that queezy feeling is telling you not to...this must be love. so you painfully kiss her goodnight and tell her you had such a great time and it feels like you have been together for an eternity and you can't wait to see her again. she she confirms with a blush and walks inside. you stand on her porch because that queezy feeling is paralyzing you and you finally walk to your car and leave. half way home you rip a big fart. the queezy feeling is over and you wonder why you didn't get laid.

                                                          moral of the story...love is a fart

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                                                          • u-Bob
                                                            there's no $$$ in porn
                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                            • 33063

                                                            #30
                                                            butt plug...............

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                                                            • 2257-Ben
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                              • 633

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Deej
                                                              Well If she was Mexican (non-racial intended statement coming up) I'd pull out and throw her over, stick it in her highway without ease and Scream ...
                                                              REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!
                                                              ... and see how long I can ride!

                                                              wich makes for another good poll.....what can you say to girls during the moment to get a potentialy "wild ride"....
                                                              Reach down, hold her tits and whisper in her ear "Your sister likes it like this too"...
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                                                              • B AMA
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                • 40

                                                                #32
                                                                if shes smaller than you pick her up(while your still fuckin and go into the another room)
                                                                hope you don't have a studio apartment then your just fucked
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                                                                • 2257-Ben
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                  • 633

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by phogirl69
                                                                  Me and my bf are very open and honest and real in front of each other. We fart in front of each other all day so it's not a problem. I even like to make him come up close to me so I can fart into him so he can feel the pressure! lol We even make each other smell our farts! Sometimes he will fart on his finger and tease me by making me smell it and vice versa.

                                                                  Farting is no big deal we are all animals!!

                                                                  The best part of being a webmaster is being able to fart freely (if you work at home). I used to work in an office environment 8 hrs a day and it SUCKS having to hold your farts in. It upsets your stomach and gives you the runs when having to hold it in for too long. After work I would go in my car and let it rip!

                                                                  Always let it out when you are having sex. How can you enjoy it if you are too busy holding it in?
                                                                  Better to fart and be in shame than not to fart and be in pain.
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                                                                  • Ordo
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                    • 1186

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Boo, you stole that line from a movie.

                                                                    I forget which one it was but I remember seeing it.

                                                                    hahaha
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