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Frank The Tank · 09-01-2005, 12:33 AM

I was out drinking with my buddies one time in a seaside town called Howth in Dublin .. we all got drunk - went to the niteclub had more to drink .. afterwards we got food and wandered onto the pier .. i thought this would be a good time to do something funny and decided wed go for a spin in one of the fishing boats

so me and one of the guys got on board .. removed the ropes that where keeping it on the pier and then nearly shit ourselves as the boat just fell over .. turns out wed forgotten to check if the tide was out .. the coppers thought it was very funny as did the fisherman so we got off with being dumbasses and getting our pictures in the paper lol

so whats your worst/ best drunken moment

MetroPornTour · 09-01-2005, 01:04 AM

Well I don't know if it is funny.
But it was certainly kinky.

I mixed the piss of both my husband and a girl that was staying with us with some Amaretto.

It was actually pretty good. But then I again I'm not normal and don't pretend to be.

Matt Collins · 09-01-2005, 01:07 AM

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sweetginger · 09-01-2005, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank The Tank

I was out drinking with my buddies one time in a seaside town called Howth in Dublin .. we all got drunk - went to the niteclub had more to drink .. afterwards we got food and wandered onto the pier .. i thought this would be a good time to do something funny and decided wed go for a spin in one of the fishing boats

so me and one of the guys got on board .. removed the ropes that where keeping it on the pier and then nearly shit ourselves as the boat just fell over .. turns out wed forgotten to check if the tide was out .. the coppers thought it was very funny as did the fisherman so we got off with being dumbasses and getting our pictures in the paper lol

so whats your worst/ best drunken moment

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chase · 09-01-2005, 01:39 AM

Hahaha, that would have been funny as hell.

I have LOTS of stupid drunken moments from my younger and wilder days, lol, but in honor of New Orleans, I'll share my drunken stupor from my last visit there, when I was 19, (9 1/2 years ago.).

I don't drink a lot, so I tend to nurse my drinks for a while..get tipsy, back off until the tipsy starts to wane, then have another. But I wanted to party this night, so I had two wine coolers before we left home....got to a bar in Fat City, and split a pitcher of beer with my bf at the time, had a shot of Jager (yeah I know I misspelled that. You know what I mean, lol), three shooter (from between the shooter girl's tits, no less, haha), and three mixed drinks. Then we decide to go to Zepplin's, another bar around the corner. I didn't realize how drunk I was until we got there. I had to pee, so I went in the bathroom, but I ended up just sitting on the floor by the sinks for, like, 20 minutes, so my bf came in looking for me, and walked me back out. A girl was walking in as we were walking out, and she complained to the bar that he was in the ladies room, so they kicked us out, and appartently I got belligerant (which I NEVER do!) and they forcibly removed me from the bar, lol. I lost a shoe in the scuffle and they threw it out of the door after me, lol. I still hadn't peed, and I had to go, bad, so I wound up peeing in an alley by our car while my bf stood watch, lol.

I got home and I was just mortified the next day when I heard how I acted.

Damian_Maxcash · 09-01-2005, 01:43 AM

I kicked a copper in the balls...... not a good idea.

I didnt know he was a policeman at the time... There was a big fight in the pub I was in and he was just some bloke coming at me with a mean look on his face.

Really, really, really bad move!

assmunk · 09-01-2005, 01:56 AM

took a bath in a fountain at midnight on the main square of some greek town...then went on to remove the window from a girl's bathroom(???) woke up in bed next morning soaking wet wearing nothing but my briefs. i was around 16 at the time.

dynastoned · 09-01-2005, 02:04 AM

got fuckin plastered in cancun couldn't find my way back to my hotel. so i asked some ladies if they could show me the way. instead they showed me the way back to theyre hotel room. apparently i became a stripper overnight in a hotel room for 4 young ladies. woke up the next morning not knowing where the fuck i was and who the ladies were laying next to me in the bed. to top it off when i got out of bed i noticed i had some scooby doo pajama pants on that were about a foot to short for me. ahhh gotta love crazy drunken nights on vacation.

djroof · 09-01-2005, 02:06 AM

Hmmmm was summer and I had drunk lot of tequila... after that I goes to all girls in club and asked for one night stand :P

Frank The Tank · 09-01-2005, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by chase

Hahaha, that would have been funny as hell.

I have LOTS of stupid drunken moments from my younger and wilder days, lol, but in honor of New Orleans, I'll share my drunken stupor from my last visit there, when I was 19, (9 1/2 years ago.).

I don't drink a lot, so I tend to nurse my drinks for a while..get tipsy, back off until the tipsy starts to wane, then have another. But I wanted to party this night, so I had two wine coolers before we left home....got to a bar in Fat City, and split a pitcher of beer with my bf at the time, had a shot of Jager (yeah I know I misspelled that. You know what I mean, lol), three shooter (from between the shooter girl's tits, no less, haha), and three mixed drinks. Then we decide to go to Zepplin's, another bar around the corner. I didn't realize how drunk I was until we got there. I had to pee, so I went in the bathroom, but I ended up just sitting on the floor by the sinks for, like, 20 minutes, so my bf came in looking for me, and walked me back out. A girl was walking in as we were walking out, and she complained to the bar that he was in the ladies room, so they kicked us out, and appartently I got belligerant (which I NEVER do!) and they forcibly removed me from the bar, lol. I lost a shoe in the scuffle and they threw it out of the door after me, lol. I still hadn't peed, and I had to go, bad, so I wound up peeing in an alley by our car while my bf stood watch, lol.

I got home and I was just mortified the next day when I heard how I acted.

hahah classssy ladie ;)

Frank The Tank · 09-01-2005, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by dynastoned

got fuckin plastered in cancun couldn't find my way back to my hotel. so i asked some ladies if they could show me the way. instead they showed me the way back to theyre hotel room. apparently i became a stripper overnight in a hotel room for 4 young ladies. woke up the next morning not knowing where the fuck i was and who the ladies were laying next to me in the bed. to top it off when i got out of bed i noticed i had some scooby doo pajama pants on that were about a foot to short for me. ahhh gotta love crazy drunken nights on vacation.

hahah thats a good one ! nice work

09-01-2005, 12:33 AM	#1
Frank The Tank Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,225	Whats the Funniest / Dumbest Thing youve Ever Done Drunk I was out drinking with my buddies one time in a seaside town called Howth in Dublin .. we all got drunk - went to the niteclub had more to drink .. afterwards we got food and wandered onto the pier .. i thought this would be a good time to do something funny and decided wed go for a spin in one of the fishing boats so me and one of the guys got on board .. removed the ropes that where keeping it on the pier and then nearly shit ourselves as the boat just fell over .. turns out wed forgotten to check if the tide was out .. the coppers thought it was very funny as did the fisherman so we got off with being dumbasses and getting our pictures in the paper lol so whats your worst/ best drunken moment __________________ aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com

09-01-2005, 01:04 AM	#2
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09-01-2005, 01:39 AM	#5
chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	Hahaha, that would have been funny as hell. I have LOTS of stupid drunken moments from my younger and wilder days, lol, but in honor of New Orleans, I'll share my drunken stupor from my last visit there, when I was 19, (9 1/2 years ago.). I don't drink a lot, so I tend to nurse my drinks for a while..get tipsy, back off until the tipsy starts to wane, then have another. But I wanted to party this night, so I had two wine coolers before we left home....got to a bar in Fat City, and split a pitcher of beer with my bf at the time, had a shot of Jager (yeah I know I misspelled that. You know what I mean, lol), three shooter (from between the shooter girl's tits, no less, haha), and three mixed drinks. Then we decide to go to Zepplin's, another bar around the corner. I didn't realize how drunk I was until we got there. I had to pee, so I went in the bathroom, but I ended up just sitting on the floor by the sinks for, like, 20 minutes, so my bf came in looking for me, and walked me back out. A girl was walking in as we were walking out, and she complained to the bar that he was in the ladies room, so they kicked us out, and appartently I got belligerant (which I NEVER do!) and they forcibly removed me from the bar, lol. I lost a shoe in the scuffle and they threw it out of the door after me, lol. I still hadn't peed, and I had to go, bad, so I wound up peeing in an alley by our car while my bf stood watch, lol. I got home and I was just mortified the next day when I heard how I acted. __________________ Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!

09-01-2005, 01:56 AM	#7
assmunk Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: EU Posts: 1,101	took a bath in a fountain at midnight on the main square of some greek town...then went on to remove the window from a girl's bathroom(???) woke up in bed next morning soaking wet wearing nothing but my briefs. i was around 16 at the time. __________________ FTVGirls: Where good girls get fisted! Sign up with FTVCash and start promoting these luscious hotties: FTVGirls.com AlisonAngel.com FionaLuv.com Lia19.com Jezebele.com AlexaModel.com

09-01-2005, 01:43 AM	#6
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	I kicked a copper in the balls...... not a good idea. I didnt know he was a policeman at the time... There was a big fight in the pub I was in and he was just some bloke coming at me with a mean look on his face. Really, really, really bad move!

09-01-2005, 02:04 AM	#8
dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	got fuckin plastered in cancun couldn't find my way back to my hotel. so i asked some ladies if they could show me the way. instead they showed me the way back to theyre hotel room. apparently i became a stripper overnight in a hotel room for 4 young ladies. woke up the next morning not knowing where the fuck i was and who the ladies were laying next to me in the bed. to top it off when i got out of bed i noticed i had some scooby doo pajama pants on that were about a foot to short for me. ahhh gotta love crazy drunken nights on vacation.

09-01-2005, 02:06 AM	#9
djroof JuicyDevils.gr Owner Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Greece Posts: 25,404	Hmmmm was summer and I had drunk lot of tequila... after that I goes to all girls in club and asked for one night stand :P