got fuckin plastered in cancun couldn't find my way back to my hotel. so i asked some ladies if they could show me the way. instead they showed me the way back to theyre hotel room. apparently i became a stripper overnight in a hotel room for 4 young ladies. woke up the next morning not knowing where the fuck i was and who the ladies were laying next to me in the bed. to top it off when i got out of bed i noticed i had some scooby doo pajama pants on that were about a foot to short for me. ahhh gotta love crazy drunken nights on vacation.
