wow a farmer from zimbabwe wants me to take care of his 25million dollars - GoFuckYourself.com

gangbangjoe · 08-30-2005, 11:59 AM

From Elee Nkoma
Tel:27-72-6622880

Attention: The Managing Director

Sir,Madam

I hope this letter will not embarrass you since we
have not had any previous communication.

I believe that you may be moved to assist me after
going through the contents.. My name is
Mr.Elee Nkoma, the son of Mr.Andrew Nkoma from Zimbabwe.

My father was a farmer in Zimbabwe until August last year
(2003) when the government of Robert Mugabe decided to
seize all farmlands owned by people who are perceived
to be pro-democracy supporters or Whites.

Anyone with even a minor interest in world affairs
will have knowledge of the current situation in
Zimbabwe where under the dictatorship of Robert
Mugabe, this once prosperous African country has
degenerated into a murderous banana republic.

At the moment, life in Zimbabwe as a non-supporter of
Mugabehahaha8217;s dictatorship has become very dangerous, made
even more dangerous by the deployment of brutal police
force.

Many of us, including our White colleagues have taken
the case to the United Nations, and with the expulsion
of the country from the Commonwealth and threat of
sanctions, Robert Mugabe (the president) still remains
defiant. He is insisting that farms belonging to
opposition supporters be confiscated.

Anyway, as soon as my father heard the rumour about the
possible seizure of our farmlands and our possible
arrest by the authorities, he immediately sold part of
his farmland and withdrew all the money he had in
Zimbabwean banks. Since I could not keep the money in
Zimbabwe. He was advised by a friend to move the sum of
USD 25million (United States Dollars, Twenty Five million dollars.) to
a
private finance
company in South Africa. The
transfer was made under a false name for fear of being
linked to it. At the moment, the funds are deposited
into a suspense account, and I (the first son of my father, since he
died of
heart attack late last year) am anxious to find a
trustworthy partner that could assist me to claim it
from South Africa for investment in any part of the world
as I am stranded in South Africa where I am seeking
asylum, having escaped from Zimbabwe last month.

This transaction is risk-free, as all you need to do
is claim the money on my behalf from the Finance
Company. All the necessary particulars, which would
facilitate and enable you claim the money will be
forwarded to you as soon as you agreed to help me.

Please let me know if can help me? Are you trustworthy? Can you handle
such a huge sum of money? If you can, please contact
me on my e-mail: [email protected],or you can reach me on my private
number: +27-72-6622880.

For your assistance, you will receive 25% of the
entire sum. I will also appreciate your advice on the
best possible way of investing the funds once you
claim them.

Hopefully, you will consider this request and respond
positively. Should you not be interested in providing
the required help, please maintain the confidentiality
of this transaction for my own personal security.

Yours sincerely

Elee Nkoma

ajrocks · 08-30-2005, 12:09 PM

That fucker wants me to do the same thing! He might be playing us!

bjjb · 08-30-2005, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajrocks

That fucker wants me to do the same thing! He might be playing us!

I have my suspicions. He says hes in Zimbabfuckwe but his phone is in South Africa ...... Somethings fishy

Tytan · 08-30-2005, 12:15 PM

419 bank scam

gangbangjoe · 08-30-2005, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bjjb

I have my suspicions. He says hes in Zimbabfuckwe but his phone is in South Africa ...... Somethings fishy

lets go there and kick his ass.

Downtime · 08-30-2005, 12:21 PM

i think i've got a couple thousand of those emails

boner 2.0 · 08-30-2005, 12:23 PM

I have about 1,000,000,000$ worth of that crap in my spam folder, i'm filthy rich!

JFK · 08-30-2005, 12:24 PM

You must have an honest face, I have never gotten anyone to trust me with their 25 mill

StuartD · 08-30-2005, 12:29 PM

He just moved there from Nigeria.

gangbangjoe · 08-30-2005, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

You must have an honest face, I have never gotten anyone to trust me with their 25 mill

Metalsound · 08-30-2005, 12:41 PM

I received hundred of thats fucking mails, even one time I receved one from a UK lottery that states that I had win 35 million pounds.
They explain to me that they choose randomly e-mails from all continents and one was mine.

Yeah for sure

The UK government giving 35 million pounds for nothing. Erase that stupid mail and get back working

Why · 08-30-2005, 01:10 PM

do it! its like free money.

TiGrrPrr · 08-30-2005, 01:14 PM

WTF? 25 million farm? When I think of Africa, I think of all the starvation that occurs there. What the hell is he growing?

Time to sign up for laundering money

jojojo · 08-30-2005, 01:21 PM

http://www.419eater.com/

assmunk · 08-30-2005, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

From Elee Nkoma
Tel:27-72-6622880

Attention: The Managing Director

Sir,Madam

I hope this letter will not embarrass you since we
have not had any previous communication.

I believe that you may be moved to assist me after
going through the contents.. My name is
Mr.Elee Nkoma, the son of Mr.Andrew Nkoma from Zimbabwe.

My father was a farmer in Zimbabwe until August last year
(2003) when the government of Robert Mugabe decided to
seize all farmlands owned by people who are perceived
to be pro-democracy supporters or Whites.

Anyone with even a minor interest in world affairs
will have knowledge of the current situation in
Zimbabwe where under the dictatorship of Robert
Mugabe, this once prosperous African country has
degenerated into a murderous banana republic.

At the moment, life in Zimbabwe as a non-supporter of
Mugabehahaha8217;s dictatorship has become very dangerous, made
even more dangerous by the deployment of brutal police
force.

Many of us, including our White colleagues have taken
the case to the United Nations, and with the expulsion
of the country from the Commonwealth and threat of
sanctions, Robert Mugabe (the president) still remains
defiant. He is insisting that farms belonging to
opposition supporters be confiscated.

Anyway, as soon as my father heard the rumour about the
possible seizure of our farmlands and our possible
arrest by the authorities, he immediately sold part of
his farmland and withdrew all the money he had in
Zimbabwean banks. Since I could not keep the money in
Zimbabwe. He was advised by a friend to move the sum of
USD 25million (United States Dollars, Twenty Five million dollars.) to
a
private finance
company in South Africa. The
transfer was made under a false name for fear of being
linked to it. At the moment, the funds are deposited
into a suspense account, and I (the first son of my father, since he
died of
heart attack late last year) am anxious to find a
trustworthy partner that could assist me to claim it
from South Africa for investment in any part of the world
as I am stranded in South Africa where I am seeking
asylum, having escaped from Zimbabwe last month.

This transaction is risk-free, as all you need to do
is claim the money on my behalf from the Finance
Company. All the necessary particulars, which would
facilitate and enable you claim the money will be
forwarded to you as soon as you agreed to help me.

Please let me know if can help me? Are you trustworthy? Can you handle
such a huge sum of money? If you can, please contact
me on my e-mail: [email protected],or you can reach me on my private
number: +27-72-6622880.

For your assistance, you will receive 25% of the
entire sum. I will also appreciate your advice on the
best possible way of investing the funds once you
claim them.

Hopefully, you will consider this request and respond
positively. Should you not be interested in providing
the required help, please maintain the confidentiality
of this transaction for my own personal security.

Yours sincerely

Elee Nkoma

no way!!! this is a ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY! jump on it! :D

vvq · 08-30-2005, 01:28 PM

already sent my bank account information. waiting for the deposit.

BigasMoe · 08-30-2005, 01:32 PM

If you don't jump on it I will, I believe it's worth it!

Antonio · 08-30-2005, 01:35 PM

that's my dad, told him to stop with his silly games but he doesn't want to listen ;(

Jarmusch · 08-30-2005, 01:35 PM

You hit the jackpot dude, you're set for life!

08-30-2005, 11:59 AM	#1
gangbangjoe Ronin Join Date: May 2004 Location: Live by the code Die by the code Posts: 17,693	wow a farmer from zimbabwe wants me to take care of his 25million dollars From Elee Nkoma Tel:27-72-6622880 Attention: The Managing Director Sir,Madam I hope this letter will not embarrass you since we have not had any previous communication. I believe that you may be moved to assist me after going through the contents.. My name is Mr.Elee Nkoma, the son of Mr.Andrew Nkoma from Zimbabwe. My father was a farmer in Zimbabwe until August last year (2003) when the government of Robert Mugabe decided to seize all farmlands owned by people who are perceived to be pro-democracy supporters or Whites. Anyone with even a minor interest in world affairs will have knowledge of the current situation in Zimbabwe where under the dictatorship of Robert Mugabe, this once prosperous African country has degenerated into a murderous banana republic. At the moment, life in Zimbabwe as a non-supporter of Mugabehahaha8217;s dictatorship has become very dangerous, made even more dangerous by the deployment of brutal police force. Many of us, including our White colleagues have taken the case to the United Nations, and with the expulsion of the country from the Commonwealth and threat of sanctions, Robert Mugabe (the president) still remains defiant. He is insisting that farms belonging to opposition supporters be confiscated. Anyway, as soon as my father heard the rumour about the possible seizure of our farmlands and our possible arrest by the authorities, he immediately sold part of his farmland and withdrew all the money he had in Zimbabwean banks. Since I could not keep the money in Zimbabwe. He was advised by a friend to move the sum of USD 25million (United States Dollars, Twenty Five million dollars.) to a private finance company in South Africa. The transfer was made under a false name for fear of being linked to it. At the moment, the funds are deposited into a suspense account, and I (the first son of my father, since he died of heart attack late last year) am anxious to find a trustworthy partner that could assist me to claim it from South Africa for investment in any part of the world as I am stranded in South Africa where I am seeking asylum, having escaped from Zimbabwe last month. This transaction is risk-free, as all you need to do is claim the money on my behalf from the Finance Company. All the necessary particulars, which would facilitate and enable you claim the money will be forwarded to you as soon as you agreed to help me. Please let me know if can help me? Are you trustworthy? Can you handle such a huge sum of money? If you can, please contact me on my e-mail: [email protected],or you can reach me on my private number: +27-72-6622880. For your assistance, you will receive 25% of the entire sum. I will also appreciate your advice on the best possible way of investing the funds once you claim them. Hopefully, you will consider this request and respond positively. Should you not be interested in providing the required help, please maintain the confidentiality of this transaction for my own personal security. Yours sincerely Elee Nkoma __________________ NichePay - $30 on all trials - Killer Ratios .................................................. Female Ejaculation - Hairy - Shemale Puffy Nipples - Huge Clits - And More! ..................................................

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