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gangbangjoe 08-30-2005 11:59 AM

wow a farmer from zimbabwe wants me to take care of his 25million dollars
 
From Elee Nkoma
Tel:27-72-6622880

Attention: The Managing Director

Sir,Madam

I hope this letter will not embarrass you since we
have not had any previous communication.

I believe that you may be moved to assist me after
going through the contents.. My name is
Mr.Elee Nkoma, the son of Mr.Andrew Nkoma from Zimbabwe.

My father was a farmer in Zimbabwe until August last year
(2003) when the government of Robert Mugabe decided to
seize all farmlands owned by people who are perceived
to be pro-democracy supporters or Whites.

Anyone with even a minor interest in world affairs
will have knowledge of the current situation in
Zimbabwe where under the dictatorship of Robert
Mugabe, this once prosperous African country has
degenerated into a murderous banana republic.

At the moment, life in Zimbabwe as a non-supporter of
Mugabehahaha8217;s dictatorship has become very dangerous, made
even more dangerous by the deployment of brutal police
force.

Many of us, including our White colleagues have taken
the case to the United Nations, and with the expulsion
of the country from the Commonwealth and threat of
sanctions, Robert Mugabe (the president) still remains
defiant. He is insisting that farms belonging to
opposition supporters be confiscated.

Anyway, as soon as my father heard the rumour about the
possible seizure of our farmlands and our possible
arrest by the authorities, he immediately sold part of
his farmland and withdrew all the money he had in
Zimbabwean banks. Since I could not keep the money in
Zimbabwe. He was advised by a friend to move the sum of
USD 25million (United States Dollars, Twenty Five million dollars.) to
a
private finance
company in South Africa. The
transfer was made under a false name for fear of being
linked to it. At the moment, the funds are deposited
into a suspense account, and I (the first son of my father, since he
died of
heart attack late last year) am anxious to find a
trustworthy partner that could assist me to claim it
from South Africa for investment in any part of the world
as I am stranded in South Africa where I am seeking
asylum, having escaped from Zimbabwe last month.

This transaction is risk-free, as all you need to do
is claim the money on my behalf from the Finance
Company. All the necessary particulars, which would
facilitate and enable you claim the money will be
forwarded to you as soon as you agreed to help me.


Please let me know if can help me? Are you trustworthy? Can you handle
such a huge sum of money? If you can, please contact
me on my e-mail: [email protected],or you can reach me on my private
number: +27-72-6622880.

For your assistance, you will receive 25% of the
entire sum. I will also appreciate your advice on the
best possible way of investing the funds once you
claim them.

Hopefully, you will consider this request and respond
positively. Should you not be interested in providing
the required help, please maintain the confidentiality
of this transaction for my own personal security.

Yours sincerely



Elee Nkoma






:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ajrocks 08-30-2005 12:09 PM

That fucker wants me to do the same thing! He might be playing us!

bjjb 08-30-2005 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajrocks
That fucker wants me to do the same thing! He might be playing us!

I have my suspicions. He says hes in Zimbabfuckwe but his phone is in South Africa ...... Somethings fishy :mad:

Tytan 08-30-2005 12:15 PM

419 bank scam

gangbangjoe 08-30-2005 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bjjb
I have my suspicions. He says hes in Zimbabfuckwe but his phone is in South Africa ...... Somethings fishy :mad:


lets go there and kick his ass.

Downtime 08-30-2005 12:21 PM

i think i've got a couple thousand of those emails

boner 2.0 08-30-2005 12:23 PM

I have about 1,000,000,000$ worth of that crap in my spam folder, i'm filthy rich! :pimp :stoned

JFK 08-30-2005 12:24 PM

You must have an honest face, I have never gotten anyone to trust me with their 25 mill :(

StuartD 08-30-2005 12:29 PM

He just moved there from Nigeria.

gangbangjoe 08-30-2005 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
You must have an honest face, I have never gotten anyone to trust me with their 25 mill :(


:1orglaugh

Metalsound 08-30-2005 12:41 PM

I received hundred of thats fucking mails, even one time I receved one from a UK lottery that states that I had win 35 million pounds.
They explain to me that they choose randomly e-mails from all continents and one was mine.

Yeah for sure

The UK government giving 35 million pounds for nothing. Erase that stupid mail and get back working

Why 08-30-2005 01:10 PM

do it! its like free money.

TiGrrPrr 08-30-2005 01:14 PM

WTF? 25 million farm? When I think of Africa, I think of all the starvation that occurs there. What the hell is he growing?

Time to sign up for laundering money :thumbsup

jojojo 08-30-2005 01:21 PM

http://www.419eater.com/

assmunk 08-30-2005 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
From Elee Nkoma
Tel:27-72-6622880

Attention: The Managing Director

Sir,Madam

I hope this letter will not embarrass you since we
have not had any previous communication.

I believe that you may be moved to assist me after
going through the contents.. My name is
Mr.Elee Nkoma, the son of Mr.Andrew Nkoma from Zimbabwe.

My father was a farmer in Zimbabwe until August last year
(2003) when the government of Robert Mugabe decided to
seize all farmlands owned by people who are perceived
to be pro-democracy supporters or Whites.

Anyone with even a minor interest in world affairs
will have knowledge of the current situation in
Zimbabwe where under the dictatorship of Robert
Mugabe, this once prosperous African country has
degenerated into a murderous banana republic.

At the moment, life in Zimbabwe as a non-supporter of
Mugabehahaha8217;s dictatorship has become very dangerous, made
even more dangerous by the deployment of brutal police
force.

Many of us, including our White colleagues have taken
the case to the United Nations, and with the expulsion
of the country from the Commonwealth and threat of
sanctions, Robert Mugabe (the president) still remains
defiant. He is insisting that farms belonging to
opposition supporters be confiscated.

Anyway, as soon as my father heard the rumour about the
possible seizure of our farmlands and our possible
arrest by the authorities, he immediately sold part of
his farmland and withdrew all the money he had in
Zimbabwean banks. Since I could not keep the money in
Zimbabwe. He was advised by a friend to move the sum of
USD 25million (United States Dollars, Twenty Five million dollars.) to
a
private finance
company in South Africa. The
transfer was made under a false name for fear of being
linked to it. At the moment, the funds are deposited
into a suspense account, and I (the first son of my father, since he
died of
heart attack late last year) am anxious to find a
trustworthy partner that could assist me to claim it
from South Africa for investment in any part of the world
as I am stranded in South Africa where I am seeking
asylum, having escaped from Zimbabwe last month.

This transaction is risk-free, as all you need to do
is claim the money on my behalf from the Finance
Company. All the necessary particulars, which would
facilitate and enable you claim the money will be
forwarded to you as soon as you agreed to help me.


Please let me know if can help me? Are you trustworthy? Can you handle
such a huge sum of money? If you can, please contact
me on my e-mail: [email protected],or you can reach me on my private
number: +27-72-6622880.

For your assistance, you will receive 25% of the
entire sum. I will also appreciate your advice on the
best possible way of investing the funds once you
claim them.

Hopefully, you will consider this request and respond
positively. Should you not be interested in providing
the required help, please maintain the confidentiality
of this transaction for my own personal security.

Yours sincerely



Elee Nkoma






:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

no way!!! this is a ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY! jump on it! :D

vvq 08-30-2005 01:28 PM

already sent my bank account information. waiting for the deposit.

BigasMoe 08-30-2005 01:32 PM

If you don't jump on it I will, I believe it's worth it!

Antonio 08-30-2005 01:35 PM

that's my dad, told him to stop with his silly games but he doesn't want to listen ;(

Jarmusch 08-30-2005 01:35 PM

You hit the jackpot dude, you're set for life!


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