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08-29-2005, 01:38 PM
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Hall Of Fame
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I cant find my Aloe to Jerk Off with.. Help me with ideas for other lube.
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Im watching this hot movie ready to jerk.. I cant find my fucking Aloe bottle. What the fuck else can I use in the house to jerk with?? Butter??
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08-29-2005, 01:40 PM
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Try icy hot.
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08-29-2005, 01:40 PM
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i have sensitive skin.. And i jerk so hard and fast the friction is a problem.
I need something with some viscosity.
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08-29-2005, 01:41 PM
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BACON BACON BACON
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tiger balm
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08-29-2005, 01:41 PM
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What kind of cruel person would ever instruct another person to put icy hot on the balls area? Thats horrible.
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08-29-2005, 01:42 PM
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Omaha Hi/Lo
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I'm picking the falcons to win it all this year.
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08-29-2005, 01:42 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Crisco works for me.
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08-29-2005, 01:42 PM
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i buy massive xxx dating traffic. |
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08-29-2005, 01:43 PM
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or the pasty stuff?
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08-29-2005, 01:44 PM
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show us the movie first.. that will determine the type of lube
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08-29-2005, 01:45 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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Go buy some Astroglide, lube of champions.
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08-29-2005, 01:45 PM
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mmm yeah!
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patroleum jelly.
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08-29-2005, 01:46 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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MMMMMMMAzola !!!
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besides if my wife sees the astroglide, what will she think?
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08-29-2005, 01:47 PM
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08-29-2005, 01:48 PM
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hmmm. i konow the jiffy lube pic above is a joke, but what about motor oil?
like a small amount?? Anyone use that?
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08-29-2005, 01:49 PM
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Spit????????????????????
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08-29-2005, 01:49 PM
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08-29-2005, 01:50 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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08-29-2005, 01:50 PM
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shampoo of course
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08-29-2005, 01:51 PM
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wtf would there be baby oil around the home for?? if we had it i wouldnt be asking for advice...
Help.........
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08-29-2005, 01:51 PM
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 ah the memories. |
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08-29-2005, 02:18 PM
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Ok I just ccccccompleted..
I used the cats hair ball medicine.. Gunna go wash off and then get some Sushi. i smell like malt.
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08-29-2005, 02:19 PM
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vaseline with a little olive oil poured in...if no vaseline, just use olive oil
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08-29-2005, 02:21 PM
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Olive oil...
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08-29-2005, 02:22 PM
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Hmmm..
We do have Olive oil.
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08-29-2005, 02:23 PM
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Is it also good for the skin??
I use aloe normally casue its very good for the skin.. The forskin.
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08-29-2005, 02:36 PM
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just grab some of the wifes lotions
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08-29-2005, 02:38 PM
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I hear to stay away from shampoo it will make it look like you have a terrible rash
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08-29-2005, 02:48 PM
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Try Shortening or Lard if you have it!
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08-29-2005, 02:49 PM
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just use body soap... give that just got out of the shower smell when your done too.
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08-29-2005, 02:55 PM
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Sunscreen
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08-29-2005, 02:56 PM
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hmm.. olive oil.. I can't believe it's not butter.. cream cheese.. hmm.. whatever food that is slippery and lubie!! heheheh
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08-29-2005, 03:00 PM
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08-29-2005, 03:14 PM
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Porn To ROCK!
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conditioner..
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08-29-2005, 03:19 PM
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what's your 3 team parlay pick of the week BP?
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08-29-2005, 03:23 PM
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Dude, everytime you stay at a hotel, load up on those shitty little lotions. I have a lifetime supply of wankin lube.
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08-29-2005, 03:26 PM
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08-29-2005, 03:28 PM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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toothpaste ;)
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08-29-2005, 04:08 PM
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Orgasms N Such!
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Olive Oil or Jojoba
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08-29-2005, 04:28 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Clear the phlegm from your throat and hork it on your palm
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08-29-2005, 04:38 PM
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come on car guys, you have to apreciate that one.
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