I cant find my Aloe to Jerk Off with.. Help me with ideas for other lube.
 

Shit..

Im watching this hot movie ready to jerk..

I cant find my fucking Aloe bottle.

What the fuck else can I use in the house to jerk with??

Butter??

I haven't used lube to shuck one out in years.

Try icy hot.

i have sensitive skin.. And i jerk so hard and fast the friction is a problem.

I need something with some viscosity.

tiger balm

What kind of cruel person would ever instruct another person to put icy hot on the balls area?

Thats horrible.

I'm picking the falcons to win it all this year.

Crisco works for me.

liquid??

or the pasty stuff?

Hand lotion?

show us the movie first.. that will determine the type of lube

http://www.delsjourney.com/images/ne...Jiffy-Lube.jpg

Go buy some Astroglide, lube of champions.

patroleum jelly.

MMMMMMMAzola !!!

i need something already in the home.... i need to jerk now..


besides if my wife sees the astroglide, what will she think?

dont have any..

hmmm. i konow the jiffy lube pic above is a joke, but what about motor oil?

like a small amount??

Anyone use that?

Spit????????????????????

if it was that good of a movie you should have some precum, if not.. then spit on it.. if not then find some baby oil used for massage.. thats what I used before I got a wife

That you have some hot anal love in store for her. Keeping some around could be a win/win situation. :winkwink:

shampoo of course

wtf would there be baby oil around the home for?? if we had it i wouldnt be asking for advice...

Help.........

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ah the memories.

Ok I just ccccccompleted..

I used the cats hair ball medicine..

Gunna go wash off and then get some Sushi.

i smell like malt.

vaseline with a little olive oil poured in...if no vaseline, just use olive oil

Olive oil...

Hmmm..

We do have Olive oil.

Is it also good for the skin??

I use aloe normally casue its very good for the skin..

The forskin.

just grab some of the wifes lotions

I hear to stay away from shampoo it will make it look like you have a terrible rash

Try Shortening or Lard if you have it!

just use body soap... give that just got out of the shower smell when your done too.

Sunscreen

hmm.. olive oil.. I can't believe it's not butter.. cream cheese.. hmm.. whatever food that is slippery and lubie!! heheheh :thumbsup

Pasty all the way , better friction on the penis.

conditioner..

what's your 3 team parlay pick of the week BP?

Dude, everytime you stay at a hotel, load up on those shitty little lotions. I have a lifetime supply of wankin lube.

Do it the old fashion way, spit on it. :)

toothpaste ;)

10W40 vicous enough?

Olive Oil or Jojoba

Clear the phlegm from your throat and hork it on your palm

http://media.popularmechanics.com/im...loctite_lg.jpg :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Oh crap

Mobile One 0-30, the faster you rub the better it lubes, but at least you can start out slow.


come on car guys, you have to apreciate that one.