I cant find my Aloe to Jerk Off with.. Help me with ideas for other lube.

[boneprone]

Shit..

Im watching this hot movie ready to jerk..

I cant find my fucking Aloe bottle.

What the fuck else can I use in the house to jerk with??

Butter??

[candyflip]

I haven't used lube to shuck one out in years.

[mechanicvirus]

Try icy hot.

[boneprone]

i have sensitive skin.. And i jerk so hard and fast the friction is a problem.

I need something with some viscosity.

[Phoenix]

tiger balm

[boneprone]

Try icy hot.

What kind of cruel person would ever instruct another person to put icy hot on the balls area?

Thats horrible.

[pornstar2pac]

I'm picking the falcons to win it all this year.

[Juicy D. Links]

Crisco works for me.

[Nismo]

[boneprone]

Crisco works for me.

liquid??

or the pasty stuff?

[candyflip]

Hand lotion?

[TheLegacy]

show us the movie first.. that will determine the type of lube

[escorpio]

Go buy some Astroglide, lube of champions.

[dynastoned]

patroleum jelly.

[Jman]

MMMMMMMAzola !!!

[boneprone]

Go buy some Astroglide, lube of champions.

i need something already in the home.... i need to jerk now..


besides if my wife sees the astroglide, what will she think?

[boneprone]

patroleum jelly.

dont have any..

[boneprone]

hmmm. i konow the jiffy lube pic above is a joke, but what about motor oil?

like a small amount??

Anyone use that?

[tranza]

Spit????????????????????

[TheLegacy]

i need something already in the home.... i need to jerk now..


besides if my wife sees the astroglide, what will she think?

if it was that good of a movie you should have some precum, if not.. then spit on it.. if not then find some baby oil used for massage.. thats what I used before I got a wife

[escorpio]

besides if my wife sees the astroglide, what will she think?

That you have some hot anal love in store for her. Keeping some around could be a win/win situation.

[bigdog]

shampoo of course

[boneprone]

wtf would there be baby oil around the home for?? if we had it i wouldnt be asking for advice...

Help.........

[StuartD]

What kind of cruel person would ever instruct another person to put icy hot on the balls area?

Thats horrible.

ah the memories.

[boneprone]

Ok I just ccccccompleted..

I used the cats hair ball medicine..

Gunna go wash off and then get some Sushi.

i smell like malt.

[BVF]

vaseline with a little olive oil poured in...if no vaseline, just use olive oil

[aico]

Olive oil...

[boneprone]

Hmmm..

We do have Olive oil.

[boneprone]

Is it also good for the skin??

I use aloe normally casue its very good for the skin..

The forskin.

[Sosa]

just grab some of the wifes lotions

[jade_dragon]

I hear to stay away from shampoo it will make it look like you have a terrible rash

[BigasMoe]

Try Shortening or Lard if you have it!

[eamedia]

just use body soap... give that just got out of the shower smell when your done too.

[JJ Gold]

Sunscreen

[BuggyG]

hmm.. olive oil.. I can't believe it's not butter.. cream cheese.. hmm.. whatever food that is slippery and lubie!! heheheh

[Juicy D. Links]

liquid??

or the pasty stuff?

Pasty all the way , better friction on the penis.

[Hollywood Horwitz]

conditioner..

[pornstar2pac]

what's your 3 team parlay pick of the week BP?

[BoNgHiTtA]

Dude, everytime you stay at a hotel, load up on those shitty little lotions. I have a lifetime supply of wankin lube.

[aztecvision]

What the fuck else can I use in the house to jerk with??

Do it the old fashion way, spit on it.

[u-Bob]

toothpaste ;)

[BruceM]

i have sensitive skin.. And i jerk so hard and fast the friction is a problem.

I need something with some viscosity.

10W40 vicous enough?

[LadyMischief]

Olive Oil or Jojoba

[Spunky]

Clear the phlegm from your throat and hork it on your palm

[seeric]

Shit..

Im watching this hot movie ready to jerk..

I cant find my fucking Aloe bottle.

What the fuck else can I use in the house to jerk with??

Butter??

[3M TA3]

10W40 vicous enough?

Mobile One 0-30, the faster you rub the better it lubes, but at least you can start out slow.


come on car guys, you have to apreciate that one.