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willysbirthday · 08-19-2005, 12:01 PM

Ok so apprently bitches make you wear these things now
Back at good ol' Randy Mac there was no such thing

Anyway does anyone know a good condom to use that will keep my pencil pee pee hard?

Last night i used some red lifestyle on some redhead and guess what my dick only stayed hard for 15 seconds

im pretty sure if i didnt have to put the godamn condom on i would of been all set doer a nice 4:00 am lay after a tiny $144.00 tab at TGI Friday's

It was basically a 15 Inch reciept that said Jaigermeister 50 times and a beer here and there

The sad part is after being frustrated bc of limpy Dicky and the girl shouting at me "Get Hard I wanna FUCK YOU!" I when downstairs to ber bathroom packed a lip, took a shit, and proceeded to jerk off with the hand soap by the sink

Jesus talk about multitasker!!!!!

The soap failed but it did burn quite a bit

So anyway what kind of condoms are you supposed to use?

E Guru · 08-19-2005, 12:09 PM

damn how old are you?
Sounds like eretile disfunction
maybe try viagra

MandyBlake · 08-19-2005, 12:20 PM

what was all that?

detoxed · 08-19-2005, 12:38 PM

trying fucking a guy, thats what your dick is trying to tell you

Pete-KT · 08-19-2005, 12:40 PM

Maybe you were to drunk

SteveAnaco · 08-19-2005, 12:52 PM

Sounds like a bad case of the whisky dick to me...

EroticySteve · 08-19-2005, 12:59 PM

Second on the Whiskely Dick. Jager will put you on your ass.

Rui · 08-19-2005, 01:00 PM

no white powders were involved rigth?

08-19-2005, 12:01 PM	#1
willysbirthday Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: balmer Posts: 436	Condoms are for Middleschoolers! Ok so apprently bitches make you wear these things now Back at good ol' Randy Mac there was no such thing Anyway does anyone know a good condom to use that will keep my pencil pee pee hard? Last night i used some red lifestyle on some redhead and guess what my dick only stayed hard for 15 seconds im pretty sure if i didnt have to put the godamn condom on i would of been all set doer a nice 4:00 am lay after a tiny $144.00 tab at TGI Friday's It was basically a 15 Inch reciept that said Jaigermeister 50 times and a beer here and there The sad part is after being frustrated bc of limpy Dicky and the girl shouting at me "Get Hard I wanna FUCK YOU!" I when downstairs to ber bathroom packed a lip, took a shit, and proceeded to jerk off with the hand soap by the sink Jesus talk about multitasker!!!!! The soap failed but it did burn quite a bit So anyway what kind of condoms are you supposed to use? __________________ oOooooooOOo

08-19-2005, 12:09 PM	#2
E Guru Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 658	damn how old are you? Sounds like eretile disfunction maybe try viagra __________________ Guru

08-19-2005, 12:20 PM	#3
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08-19-2005, 12:59 PM	#7
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08-19-2005, 12:38 PM	#4
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	trying fucking a guy, thats what your dick is trying to tell you

08-19-2005, 12:40 PM	#5
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Maybe you were to drunk

08-19-2005, 12:52 PM	#6
SteveAnaco Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 36	Sounds like a bad case of the whisky dick to me...

08-19-2005, 01:00 PM	#8
Rui web Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: On icq: 85-483-060 Posts: 9,533	no white powders were involved rigth?