willysbirthday

Ok so apprently bitches make you wear these things now
Back at good ol' Randy Mac there was no such thing

Anyway does anyone know a good condom to use that will keep my pencil pee pee hard?

Last night i used some red lifestyle on some redhead and guess what my dick only stayed hard for 15 seconds

im pretty sure if i didnt have to put the godamn condom on i would of been all set doer a nice 4:00 am lay after a tiny $144.00 tab at TGI Friday's

It was basically a 15 Inch reciept that said Jaigermeister 50 times and a beer here and there


The sad part is after being frustrated bc of limpy Dicky and the girl shouting at me "Get Hard I wanna FUCK YOU!" I when downstairs to ber bathroom packed a lip, took a shit, and proceeded to jerk off with the hand soap by the sink

Jesus talk about multitasker!!!!!

The soap failed but it did burn quite a bit

So anyway what kind of condoms are you supposed to use?

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