Condoms are for Middleschoolers!

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  • willysbirthday
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 436

    #1

    Condoms are for Middleschoolers!

    Ok so apprently bitches make you wear these things now
    Back at good ol' Randy Mac there was no such thing

    Anyway does anyone know a good condom to use that will keep my pencil pee pee hard?

    Last night i used some red lifestyle on some redhead and guess what my dick only stayed hard for 15 seconds

    im pretty sure if i didnt have to put the godamn condom on i would of been all set doer a nice 4:00 am lay after a tiny $144.00 tab at TGI Friday's

    It was basically a 15 Inch reciept that said Jaigermeister 50 times and a beer here and there


    The sad part is after being frustrated bc of limpy Dicky and the girl shouting at me "Get Hard I wanna FUCK YOU!" I when downstairs to ber bathroom packed a lip, took a shit, and proceeded to jerk off with the hand soap by the sink

    Jesus talk about multitasker!!!!!

    The soap failed but it did burn quite a bit

    So anyway what kind of condoms are you supposed to use?
    oOooooooOOo
  • E Guru
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2005
    • 658

    #2
    damn how old are you?
    Sounds like eretile disfunction
    maybe try viagra
    Guru

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    • MandyBlake
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      • Nov 2002
      • 17761

      #3
      what was all that?
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      • detoxed
        vip member
        • Jan 2003
        • 17798

        #4
        trying fucking a guy, thats what your dick is trying to tell you

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        • Pete-KT
          Workin With The Devil
          • Oct 2004
          • 51532

          #5
          Maybe you were to drunk

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          • SteveAnaco
            Registered User
            • Apr 2005
            • 36

            #6
            Sounds like a bad case of the whisky dick to me...

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            • EroticySteve
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2005
              • 4365

              #7
              Second on the Whiskely Dick. Jager will put you on your ass.
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              • Rui
                web
                • Dec 2001
                • 9533

                #8
                no white powders were involved rigth?

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