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Tanker · 08-18-2005, 10:55 AM

I guess he isnt

StatsJunky · 08-18-2005, 10:55 AM

Sneaky bastard ^

StatsJunky · 08-18-2005, 10:57 AM

You should use epassporte so you can pay russian coders to write you a woj bot to hit the 50th replies and win contests on GFY.

Magnus · 08-18-2005, 11:02 AM

Just give me a damn shirt!!! <----Now thats funny LOL

RockDaddy · 08-18-2005, 11:09 AM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if you mailman has ever said "Looks like you got another check from gaymansex.com" or something similar.

Derek_M · 08-18-2005, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magnus3X

Just give me a damn shirt!!! <----Now thats funny LOL

Sadly it took you hours to come up with it...

Derek_M · 08-18-2005, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alan Greenspan

"As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if..."

...you live so far away from civilization, you don't have to get or use

condoms for 'sex' or worry about your "girlfriend" getting pregnant as

"she" is an inflatable sex doll!

I like a variation on this one...

...you live so far away from civilization, that phone sex involves a can and a string.

WombRaider · 08-18-2005, 12:16 PM

The country you live in still uses stones and shells as currency.

lagwagon · 08-18-2005, 12:25 PM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if..."

the sheep in your barn do not accept checks.

shaliza · 08-18-2005, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

The country you're from is next in line to be invaded / bombed / sanctioned by good old George W. Bush.
The primary mode of transportation in your country is a camel.
The country you're from doesn't have a Starbucks.

Wow this is really funny! I am voting for you.

Chris Mallick · 08-18-2005, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek_MrSkin

I was speaking with an affiliate about Epassporte the other day and they asked me, "Why should a MrSkinCash.com affiliate use Epassporte instead of checks?" So I explained that a lot of affilaites have had problems with getting US Postal Service mail delivered to them, especially if they are abroad in Europe or if they are in a not-so-populated area of the world. This got me to thinking about some funny rules, inspired by Jeff Foxwothy's "You might be a Redneck if..."

So I would like to start off the list of reasons of "As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if...."

I will be giving out a MrSkin.com Jersey (which you constantly see me wearing at the shows) to the funniest response on GFY that finishes the statement. I have started it off below:

"As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if..."

1. The mailman in your country does not wear shoes while delivering the mail.
2. The country you live in ends with the letters "stan".
3. The country you live in has a silent ?J?, ?K?, ?P? or any symbol over a letter besides a dot.
4. Where you live the letters UPS only mean the opposite of ?DOWNS? to you.

Please come up with your own and post away.

ePassporte will add $250 to the Jersey Award, paid on to your ePassporte account, of course... once the winner has been established.

Great stuff guys!

Mine is (and I am not eligble to win...)

"You should use ePassporte if you ever hope to have a shot at Shaliza."

Don't kill me Shaliza, PLEASE!

bringer · 08-18-2005, 01:27 PM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if you're an average webmaster weighing in at over 500lbs and your local bank doesn't have a drive up ATM.

$tandaman · 08-18-2005, 01:29 PM

did someone say 'stan'

sandman! · 08-18-2005, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick

ePassporte will add $250 to the Jersey Award, paid on to your ePassporte account, of course... once the winner has been established.

Great stuff guys!

Mine is (and I am not eligble to win...)

"You should use ePassporte if you ever hope to have a shot at Shaliza."

Don't kill me Shaliza, PLEASE!

i have a jersey but now i will have to think of something

Gungadin · 08-18-2005, 01:32 PM

The self-proclaimed winner:

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your wife opens the mail and you want to hide the cash before the divorce.

alexg · 08-18-2005, 01:33 PM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if....you're an underage pimple faced computer nerd who has no friends and never leaves the house. with epassporte, you'll never have to leave your house to get your money. you can just keep sitting in your mom's basement and order the latest star wars episode using your virtual visa card...

chupacabra · 08-18-2005, 01:35 PM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if....

...you won't ever need access to your funds from an ATM machine, and don't mind being embarassed when your ePassporte plastic is rejected in front of girls you hoped to impress by picking up a tab for right under $50.

please ICQ me at 557799 for my address, two jerseys would be great so my girl can sport one as well..!

Derek_M · 08-18-2005, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick

ePassporte will add $250 to the Jersey Award, paid on to your ePassporte account, of course... once the winner has been established.

Great stuff guys!

Mine is (and I am not eligble to win...)

"You should use ePassporte if you ever hope to have a shot at Shaliza."

Don't kill me Shaliza, PLEASE!

Thanks for the add-on Chris. I keep sponsoring contests like the Porn Poker Tournament, and now this, where there is a prize I am mad I can't win. Nice to have you guys in on the contest.

Do I have to have an affiliate acohahahaha with Epassporte to have a shot at Shaliza or does my business account work?

After Shock Media · 08-18-2005, 02:00 PM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if due to ecomonic conditions in your country there is a very good chance the bank teller may mug you.

After Shock Media · 08-18-2005, 02:03 PM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries bank does not keep enough cash on hand for that check.

Derek_M · 08-18-2005, 02:05 PM

I guess I laughed in the middle of writing "account", that is odd.

After Shock Media · 08-18-2005, 02:06 PM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries economy is based on the sale of short icq numbers.

alexg · 08-18-2005, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries economy is based on the sale of short icq numbers.

BlackCrayon · 08-18-2005, 02:23 PM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if...you're raw-dogging a tranny in Taiwan and you realize you blew all your cash on fake cocaine that turned out to be crushed glass. You'll feel safe knowing that naked famous bitches helped put some coin on your epassporte account so 'its' pimp won't force you into slavery where you have to clean pig excrement for toe nail clippings and shrubbery. But oh shit, the bill is $650 and epassporte only allows you to withdraw $500 a day. Happy Trails!

Chris Mallick · 08-18-2005, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek_MrSkin

Thanks for the add-on Chris. I keep sponsoring contests like the Porn Poker Tournament, and now this, where there is a prize I am mad I can't win. Nice to have you guys in on the contest.

Do I have to have an affiliate acohahahaha with Epassporte to have a shot at Shaliza or does my business account work?

Double your shots at Shaliza....

thedino · 08-19-2005, 02:23 AM

"As an affiliate of MrSkin you should use Epassporte "

What is it Postal Service...?

reynold · 08-19-2005, 03:11 AM

MrSkin is cool.

(Gk) · 08-19-2005, 03:16 AM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash you should use epassporte if you live in Brazil, just make sure you hire a bodyguard before going to cash all that ATM money. But why am I trying to win the Jersey in the first place, I don't think they have a 3XL size... plus, it will probably never arrive in Brazil anyway.

JuiceMonkey · 08-19-2005, 04:58 AM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if...

The last time you saw your mailman he was leading the local rebels into battle.

You don't want your mom opening your mail and finding out you have been skipping to school to threaten people on the internet and submit galleries.

You rely on winning clothing on the internet to bribe your mail man.

Mike Dutch · 08-19-2005, 05:14 AM

As an affiliate of MrSkin you should use Epassporte because your wife will read the dirty message Derek left for her on the check.

Gungadin · 08-19-2005, 05:30 AM

So, who won?

CuriousToyBoy · 08-19-2005, 06:30 AM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte because it is much easier to cut your cocaine with a plastic card than a thin paper check.

CuriousToyBoy · 08-19-2005, 06:30 AM

Oh, and because your dealer won't cash checks.

cool1 · 08-19-2005, 07:09 AM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if sex is good, no need to check

cool1 · 08-19-2005, 07:11 AM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte even if sex is bad, no need to check

cool1 · 08-19-2005, 07:13 AM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte to help you get your cash instantly, cause those crack whores won't wait for you to get your check.

Derek_M · 08-19-2005, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (Gk)

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash you should use epassporte if you live in Brazil, just make sure you hire a bodyguard before going to cash all that ATM money. But why am I trying to win the Jersey in the first place, I don't think they have a 3XL size... plus, it will probably never arrive in Brazil anyway.

I do have 3XL and I would have to have armed guards deliver it into Brazil.

CyberMax · 08-19-2005, 07:26 AM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if you have stats like me

CyberMax · 08-19-2005, 07:26 AM

87654321

nico-t · 08-19-2005, 08:50 AM

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if... your mom intercepts your checks for the basement rent

Derek_M · 08-19-2005, 09:39 AM

I put the finalists up for voting at a New Thread:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=505730

Vote for your favorite.

Bosco · 08-19-2005, 03:10 PM

As an affiliate of Mr.Skin cash you should use epassporte if.....yeah i just want a jersey...and i still did not receive my GFY T-shirt btw....thats y u should use epassporte.!~

08-18-2005, 10:55 AM	#51
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08-18-2005, 10:55 AM	#52
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08-18-2005, 10:57 AM	#53
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08-18-2005, 11:02 AM	#54
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08-18-2005, 12:16 PM	#58
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08-18-2005, 11:09 AM	#55
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08-18-2005, 12:25 PM	#59
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08-18-2005, 01:27 PM	#62
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08-18-2005, 01:29 PM	#63
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08-18-2005, 01:32 PM	#65
Gungadin Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: O&A PARTY ROCK Posts: 444	The winner The self-proclaimed winner: As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your wife opens the mail and you want to hide the cash before the divorce. __________________ The GFY popularity contest scoreboard

08-18-2005, 01:33 PM	#66
alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if....you're an underage pimple faced computer nerd who has no friends and never leaves the house. with epassporte, you'll never have to leave your house to get your money. you can just keep sitting in your mom's basement and order the latest star wars episode using your virtual visa card... __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!

08-18-2005, 01:35 PM	#67
chupacabra Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,626	As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if.... ...you won't ever need access to your funds from an ATM machine, and don't mind being embarassed when your ePassporte plastic is rejected in front of girls you hoped to impress by picking up a tab for right under $50. please ICQ me at 557799 for my address, two jerseys would be great so my girl can sport one as well..! __________________ ...promise her a defamation, tell her where the rain will fall..

08-18-2005, 02:00 PM	#69
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if due to ecomonic conditions in your country there is a very good chance the bank teller may mug you. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

08-18-2005, 02:03 PM	#70
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries bank does not keep enough cash on hand for that check. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

08-18-2005, 02:05 PM	#71
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08-18-2005, 02:06 PM	#72
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries economy is based on the sale of short icq numbers. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

08-18-2005, 02:23 PM	#74
BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if...you're raw-dogging a tranny in Taiwan and you realize you blew all your cash on fake cocaine that turned out to be crushed glass. You'll feel safe knowing that naked famous bitches helped put some coin on your epassporte account so 'its' pimp won't force you into slavery where you have to clean pig excrement for toe nail clippings and shrubbery. But oh shit, the bill is $650 and epassporte only allows you to withdraw $500 a day. Happy Trails! __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

08-19-2005, 02:23 AM	#76
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08-19-2005, 03:11 AM	#77
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	MrSkin is cool.

08-19-2005, 03:16 AM	#78
(Gk) Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sao Paulo, Brazil Posts: 1,465	As an affiliate of MrSkinCash you should use epassporte if you live in Brazil, just make sure you hire a bodyguard before going to cash all that ATM money. But why am I trying to win the Jersey in the first place, I don't think they have a 3XL size... plus, it will probably never arrive in Brazil anyway.

08-19-2005, 04:58 AM	#79
JuiceMonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brisbane/Vancouver/SanFran Posts: 3,581	As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if... The last time you saw your mailman he was leading the local rebels into battle. You don't want your mom opening your mail and finding out you have been skipping to school to threaten people on the internet and submit galleries. You rely on winning clothing on the internet to bribe your mail man. __________________ ICQ: 72251955 GTalk: JuiceMonkey Last edited by JuiceMonkey; 08-19-2005 at 04:59 AM..

08-19-2005, 05:14 AM	#80
Mike Dutch Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Posts: 5,607	As an affiliate of MrSkin you should use Epassporte because your wife will read the dirty message Derek left for her on the check. __________________ Advidi.com -- Your Dating, Diet and Skincare Partner with over 1000 offers --

08-19-2005, 05:30 AM	#81
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08-19-2005, 06:30 AM	#82
CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte because it is much easier to cut your cocaine with a plastic card than a thin paper check. __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

08-19-2005, 07:09 AM	#84
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if sex is good, no need to check __________________ Last edited by cool1; 08-19-2005 at 07:11 AM..

08-19-2005, 07:11 AM	#85
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte even if sex is bad, no need to check __________________

08-19-2005, 07:13 AM	#86
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte to help you get your cash instantly, cause those crack whores won't wait for you to get your check. __________________

08-19-2005, 07:26 AM	#88
CyberMax Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 421	As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if you have stats like me

08-19-2005, 08:50 AM	#90
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if... your mom intercepts your checks for the basement rent

08-19-2005, 09:39 AM	#91
Derek_M Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,105	I put the finalists up for voting at a New Thread: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=505730 Vote for your favorite. __________________ Derek Meklir Chief Operating Officer HUSTLER / LFP Inc. / Flynt Management Group LLC ICQ: 284137502

08-19-2005, 03:10 PM	#92
Bosco Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 623	As an affiliate of Mr.Skin cash you should use epassporte if.....yeah i just want a jersey...and i still did not receive my GFY T-shirt btw....thats y u should use epassporte.!~