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Originally Posted by Alan Greenspan
"As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if..."
...you live so far away from civilization, you don't have to get or use
condoms for 'sex' or worry about your "girlfriend" getting pregnant as
"she" is an inflatable sex doll!
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I like a variation on this one...
...you live so far away from civilization, that phone sex involves a can and a string.