How to sweeten your load - GoFuckYourself.com

TiGrrPrr · 08-15-2005, 01:02 PM

Ever get told how you taste? Guys vary like the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins.
After dinner, turn yourself into dessert with this concoction. Or better yet, the appetizer.
Super Spunk Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh, canned or juice
1 cup mango juice
1 banana
1/2 cucumber, peeled and seeded
1/2 tsp fresh ginger
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 tbs. honey

Try drinking this three days in a row.
It's part of a balanced breakfast, like a good blowjob.
Stay away from strong foods and vitamins for a few days to improve the effect.

crackerboy · 08-15-2005, 01:15 PM

Super Spunk Smoothie

TiGrrPrr · 08-15-2005, 01:20 PM

It REALLY works!

Pipecrew · 08-15-2005, 01:26 PM

That's too much work, I'am not the one eating it, so why do i care?

lchaim · 08-15-2005, 01:26 PM

uhm, not sure why I even clicked on this thread, I feel dirty now, but I have to ask

so your g/f or b/f says you taste great now or what?

TiGrrPrr · 08-15-2005, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

That's too much work, I'am not the one eating it, so why do i care?

A smoothie or Pina Colada does about the same. If you don't care how it tastes, then sounds like you already have have them coming back for seconds.

TiGrrPrr · 08-15-2005, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lchaim

uhm, not sure why I even clicked on this thread, I feel dirty now, but I have to ask

so your g/f or b/f says you taste great now or what?

I do the grocery shopping. When the beer and soda runs out, he goes for the juice, then I go after him

OG LennyT · 08-15-2005, 03:54 PM

great post! thanks for the info ;)

BigCashCrew Dude · 08-15-2005, 03:56 PM

my girl doesn't swallow my cum, i don't let her...so all this makes no difference

TiGrrPrr · 08-15-2005, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCashCrew Dude

my girl doesn't swallow my cum, i don't let her...so all this makes no difference

So why did you click here, ye the no giver of man's milk?

JuiceMonkey · 08-15-2005, 04:11 PM

haha yeah who cares
it's not like it will make it taste good

TiGrrPrr · 08-15-2005, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey

haha yeah who cares
it's not like it will make it taste good

That's EXACTLY what it does. It's changes the taste (proven), if you aren't sweet already, you will be!

Anthony · 08-15-2005, 06:37 PM

I for one thank you TiGrrPrr.

LauraLee · 08-15-2005, 06:43 PM

right on girl, makes perfect sense- as i have always read pineapple was highly effective at changing the taste.
hmm, now if i could only ... lol

cheers, LL

PixeLs · 08-15-2005, 10:19 PM

Gay but I'll try this one. I expect for the sweetest result.

WiredGuy · 08-15-2005, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee

right on girl, makes perfect sense- as i have always read pineapple was highly effective at changing the taste.
hmm, now if i could only ... lol

cheers, LL

*Must refrain from posting!!!*
WG

tristan_D · 08-15-2005, 11:56 PM

I'll tell my bitch to prepare me that. I f she finds out the effect it will do, she will defintiely make me one. LOL

je_rome · 08-15-2005, 11:59 PM

guess i'll give it a try.. and let's see..

WiredGuy · 08-16-2005, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D

I'll tell my bitch to prepare me that. I f she finds out the effect it will do, she will defintiely make me one. LOL

hehe, great way to get her to do something for ya

WG

davecummings · 08-16-2005, 12:43 PM

Many porn girls recommend that we guys consume a lot of pineapple products!

Dave

Denis_SC · 08-16-2005, 12:47 PM

Fact : "We are what we eat ! "

jact · 08-16-2005, 12:49 PM

http://www.sweetsecretions.com/

Less effort, really works apparently (I've been taking them for months, my two ladies have absolutely 0 complaints).

LadyMischief · 08-16-2005, 12:49 PM

Just take sweet secretions... www.sweetsecretions.com ... not only does it make you taste sweet, it increases the volume, and women can take it too to taste sweet and get super wet.. It works

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Jakke PNG · 08-16-2005, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denis_SC

Fact : "We are what we eat ! "

I ate garlic tuna and onions today.

After Shock Media · 08-16-2005, 01:54 PM

Is there any products that can make it insanely sour? You know like those extreme intense candies they market?

If I am gunna change my sperm taste to something, I want to see some puckering reactions.

Juicy D. Links · 08-16-2005, 01:58 PM

my load tastes like glue

Harmon · 08-16-2005, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

I ate garlic tuna and onions today.

sfera · 08-16-2005, 02:03 PM

how do you know if it works. you gonna taste your own cum??

GlydeGirl · 08-16-2005, 02:30 PM

sorry, but by the time I've had a chance to taste the cum, it's already spurted in my mouth. It would be great if it tasted yummy, but why cry over spilled... milk?

Also, I'm not going to refuse to suck a cock simply because the sperm isn't to my taste... I suck to get my guy off, to make him moan and wriggle and feel good. So what if for 5 seconds at the end I get a funky taste in my mouth? Big deal! What's really important is how much my man loves his fellatio.

2257-Ben · 08-16-2005, 02:49 PM

My wife always knows when my blood sugar is too high... she says I taste like cotton candy.

axelcat · 08-16-2005, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

That's too much work, I'am not the one eating it, so why do i care?

lol

blazi · 08-16-2005, 03:00 PM

lots of fruit, that's the key!

BDSMpersonals · 08-16-2005, 05:10 PM

I read once that people who are into drinking piss know how different foods flavor the piss. I don't recall any, but I think spinach was one commonly used.

SetTheWorldonFire · 08-16-2005, 05:17 PM

It's hard enough as it is to get a BJ

gecko · 08-16-2005, 05:49 PM

Pineapple juice. Got that down already.

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chaze · 08-16-2005, 06:04 PM

I can't get laid, yet a blow job, yet a girl to swallow..

Downtime · 08-16-2005, 06:27 PM

pineapple juice alone is supposed to do it

sniperwolf · 08-16-2005, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCashCrew Dude

my girl doesn't swallow my cum, i don't let her...so all this makes no difference

hmm that's nice...

reed_4 · 08-16-2005, 07:21 PM

Do you have any tips on how to make my load taste like chocolate?

Vitasoy · 08-16-2005, 07:34 PM

Knew about it, and it works

lagwagon · 08-16-2005, 07:38 PM

I am never drinking beer again, only juice.

TiGrrPrr · 08-17-2005, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

my load tastes like glue

If it works like glue too, you got them where you want them

TiGrrPrr · 08-17-2005, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze

I can't get laid, yet a blow job, yet a girl to swallow..

I'm sorry

Ever tried the phrase, "c'mon it tastes like a strawberry" or "it'll cure your headache"? It's a damn shame, everbody needs lsome lovin sometime, hope you get yours soon.

TiGrrPrr · 08-17-2005, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

sorry, but by the time I've had a chance to taste the cum, it's already spurted in my mouth. It would be great if it tasted yummy, but why cry over spilled... milk?

Also, I'm not going to refuse to suck a cock simply because the sperm isn't to my taste... I suck to get my guy off, to make him moan and wriggle and feel good. So what if for 5 seconds at the end I get a funky taste in my mouth? Big deal! What's really important is how much my man loves his fellatio.

Whose said anything about refusing? It only makes me want to yank his pants off more

VeriSexy · 08-17-2005, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiGrrPrr

Ever get told how you taste? Guys vary like the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins.
After dinner, turn yourself into dessert with this concoction. Or better yet, the appetizer.
Super Spunk Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh, canned or juice
1 cup mango juice
1 banana
1/2 cucumber, peeled and seeded
1/2 tsp fresh ginger
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 tbs. honey

Try drinking this three days in a row.
It's part of a balanced breakfast, like a good blowjob.
Stay away from strong foods and vitamins for a few days to improve the effect.

All sounds good except the cucumber

reed_4 · 08-17-2005, 03:51 AM

add sugar to your load if your girl will swallow it.

TiGrrPrr · 08-17-2005, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

Do you have any tips on how to make my load taste like chocolate?

Never heard of what would do that. Either load up an M&M or have her open wide, then squeeze hersheys syrup in at the same time.

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TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	How to sweeten your load Ever get told how you taste? Guys vary like the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins. After dinner, turn yourself into dessert with this concoction. Or better yet, the appetizer. Super Spunk Smoothie 1 cup pineapple, fresh, canned or juice 1 cup mango juice 1 banana 1/2 cucumber, peeled and seeded 1/2 tsp fresh ginger 1/2 tsp vanilla extract 2 tbs. honey Try drinking this three days in a row. It's part of a balanced breakfast, like a good blowjob. Stay away from strong foods and vitamins for a few days to improve the effect.

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