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TiGrrPrr 08-15-2005 01:02 PM

How to sweeten your load
 
Ever get told how you taste? Guys vary like the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins.
After dinner, turn yourself into dessert with this concoction. Or better yet, the appetizer.
Super Spunk Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh, canned or juice
1 cup mango juice
1 banana
1/2 cucumber, peeled and seeded
1/2 tsp fresh ginger
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 tbs. honey

Try drinking this three days in a row.
It's part of a balanced breakfast, like a good blowjob.
Stay away from strong foods and vitamins for a few days to improve the effect. :eatmouse

crackerboy 08-15-2005 01:15 PM

Super Spunk Smoothie :)

TiGrrPrr 08-15-2005 01:20 PM

It REALLY works!

Pipecrew 08-15-2005 01:26 PM

That's too much work, I'am not the one eating it, so why do i care?

lchaim 08-15-2005 01:26 PM

uhm, not sure why I even clicked on this thread, I feel dirty now, but I have to ask

so your g/f or b/f says you taste great now or what?

:pimp

TiGrrPrr 08-15-2005 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
That's too much work, I'am not the one eating it, so why do i care?

A smoothie or Pina Colada does about the same. If you don't care how it tastes, then sounds like you already have have them coming back for seconds. :thumbsup

TiGrrPrr 08-15-2005 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lchaim
uhm, not sure why I even clicked on this thread, I feel dirty now, but I have to ask

so your g/f or b/f says you taste great now or what?

:pimp

I do the grocery shopping. When the beer and soda runs out, he goes for the juice, then I go after him :)

OG LennyT 08-15-2005 03:54 PM

great post! thanks for the info ;)

BigCashCrew Dude 08-15-2005 03:56 PM

my girl doesn't swallow my cum, i don't let her...so all this makes no difference

TiGrrPrr 08-15-2005 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCashCrew Dude
my girl doesn't swallow my cum, i don't let her...so all this makes no difference

So why did you click here, ye the no giver of man's milk?

JuiceMonkey 08-15-2005 04:11 PM

haha yeah who cares
it's not like it will make it taste good

TiGrrPrr 08-15-2005 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey
haha yeah who cares
it's not like it will make it taste good

That's EXACTLY what it does. It's changes the taste (proven), if you aren't sweet already, you will be!

Anthony 08-15-2005 06:37 PM

I for one thank you TiGrrPrr.

:)

LauraLee 08-15-2005 06:43 PM

right on girl, makes perfect sense- as i have always read pineapple was highly effective at changing the taste.
hmm, now if i could only ... lol

cheers, LL

PixeLs 08-15-2005 10:19 PM

Gay but I'll try this one. I expect for the sweetest result. :winkwink:

WiredGuy 08-15-2005 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee
right on girl, makes perfect sense- as i have always read pineapple was highly effective at changing the taste.
hmm, now if i could only ... lol

cheers, LL

*Must refrain from posting!!!*
WG

tristan_D 08-15-2005 11:56 PM

I'll tell my bitch to prepare me that. I f she finds out the effect it will do, she will defintiely make me one. LOL

je_rome 08-15-2005 11:59 PM

guess i'll give it a try.. and let's see..

WiredGuy 08-16-2005 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D
I'll tell my bitch to prepare me that. I f she finds out the effect it will do, she will defintiely make me one. LOL

hehe, great way to get her to do something for ya :)
WG

davecummings 08-16-2005 12:43 PM

Many porn girls recommend that we guys consume a lot of pineapple products!

Dave

Denis_SC 08-16-2005 12:47 PM

Fact : "We are what we eat ! " :thumbsup

jact 08-16-2005 12:49 PM

http://www.sweetsecretions.com/

Less effort, really works apparently (I've been taking them for months, my two ladies have absolutely 0 complaints).

LadyMischief 08-16-2005 12:49 PM

Just take sweet secretions... www.sweetsecretions.com ... not only does it make you taste sweet, it increases the volume, and women can take it too to taste sweet and get super wet.. It works :) (and yes, I'm speaking from personal experience, I take one every day)

Jakke PNG 08-16-2005 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denis_SC
Fact : "We are what we eat ! " :thumbsup

I ate garlic tuna and onions today.

After Shock Media 08-16-2005 01:54 PM

Is there any products that can make it insanely sour? You know like those extreme intense candies they market?

If I am gunna change my sperm taste to something, I want to see some puckering reactions.

Juicy D. Links 08-16-2005 01:58 PM

my load tastes like glue

Harmon 08-16-2005 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
I ate garlic tuna and onions today.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sfera 08-16-2005 02:03 PM

how do you know if it works. you gonna taste your own cum??

GlydeGirl 08-16-2005 02:30 PM

sorry, but by the time I've had a chance to taste the cum, it's already spurted in my mouth. It would be great if it tasted yummy, but why cry over spilled... milk?

Also, I'm not going to refuse to suck a cock simply because the sperm isn't to my taste... I suck to get my guy off, to make him moan and wriggle and feel good. So what if for 5 seconds at the end I get a funky taste in my mouth? Big deal! What's really important is how much my man loves his fellatio.

2257-Ben 08-16-2005 02:49 PM

My wife always knows when my blood sugar is too high... she says I taste like cotton candy.

axelcat 08-16-2005 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
That's too much work, I'am not the one eating it, so why do i care?

lol :1orglaugh

blazi 08-16-2005 03:00 PM

lots of fruit, that's the key!

BDSMpersonals 08-16-2005 05:10 PM

I read once that people who are into drinking piss know how different foods flavor the piss. I don't recall any, but I think spinach was one commonly used.

SetTheWorldonFire 08-16-2005 05:17 PM

It's hard enough as it is to get a BJ :winkwink:

gecko 08-16-2005 05:49 PM

Pineapple juice. Got that down already.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-16-2005 06:01 PM

Many of the guys in the industry that I shoot admit that they are on the Dole...

http://www.egyptian.net/~mrch/dolepinejuice.jpg

ADG Webmaster

chaze 08-16-2005 06:04 PM

I can't get laid, yet a blow job, yet a girl to swallow.. :Oh crap

Downtime 08-16-2005 06:27 PM

pineapple juice alone is supposed to do it

sniperwolf 08-16-2005 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCashCrew Dude
my girl doesn't swallow my cum, i don't let her...so all this makes no difference

hmm that's nice...

reed_4 08-16-2005 07:21 PM

Do you have any tips on how to make my load taste like chocolate?

Vitasoy 08-16-2005 07:34 PM

Knew about it, and it works

lagwagon 08-16-2005 07:38 PM

I am never drinking beer again, only juice.

TiGrrPrr 08-17-2005 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
my load tastes like glue

If it works like glue too, you got them where you want them :winkwink:

TiGrrPrr 08-17-2005 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
I can't get laid, yet a blow job, yet a girl to swallow.. :Oh crap

I'm sorry :( Ever tried the phrase, "c'mon it tastes like a strawberry" or "it'll cure your headache"? It's a damn shame, everbody needs lsome lovin sometime, hope you get yours soon. :thumbsup

TiGrrPrr 08-17-2005 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura
sorry, but by the time I've had a chance to taste the cum, it's already spurted in my mouth. It would be great if it tasted yummy, but why cry over spilled... milk?

Also, I'm not going to refuse to suck a cock simply because the sperm isn't to my taste... I suck to get my guy off, to make him moan and wriggle and feel good. So what if for 5 seconds at the end I get a funky taste in my mouth? Big deal! What's really important is how much my man loves his fellatio.

Whose said anything about refusing? It only makes me want to yank his pants off more :)

VeriSexy 08-17-2005 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiGrrPrr
Ever get told how you taste? Guys vary like the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins.
After dinner, turn yourself into dessert with this concoction. Or better yet, the appetizer.
Super Spunk Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh, canned or juice
1 cup mango juice
1 banana
1/2 cucumber, peeled and seeded
1/2 tsp fresh ginger
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 tbs. honey

Try drinking this three days in a row.
It's part of a balanced breakfast, like a good blowjob.
Stay away from strong foods and vitamins for a few days to improve the effect. :eatmouse

All sounds good except the cucumber :Oh crap

reed_4 08-17-2005 03:51 AM

add sugar to your load if your girl will swallow it.

TiGrrPrr 08-17-2005 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4
Do you have any tips on how to make my load taste like chocolate?

Never heard of what would do that. Either load up an M&M or have her open wide, then squeeze hersheys syrup in at the same time.


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