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Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 6,372
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Are you a NAZI? Take the test
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: 858/604
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Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top. Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly. |
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HAL 9000
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Join Date: May 2001
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Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic |
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We need more free porn
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 3,716
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The German Civilian Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic ![]() |
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HAL 9000
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Join Date: May 2001
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Hail Nocarrier
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 40,377
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
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jellyfish
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 71,528
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The SS Officer
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on crust of the Earth, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for Germany itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen! Conclusion: you are the creme of the Hitler Youth. |
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Fucked if I know
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Do you have a flag?
Posts: 23,368
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 4,448
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ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. |
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Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: down yonder
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: www.calidi.com
Posts: 102
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Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance! |
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Die With Your Boots On
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
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Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top. There are many things wrong with not only the test, but the preface to the test. ![]()
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emperor of my world
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
Posts: 29,903
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ein Pig
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about. You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here]. The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. ![]() ^^^^^^^i love that pic ![]() |
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 8,713
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Der Resistance Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 237 619 975
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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: MTL
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Switzerland
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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance! |
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Hello world!
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 1123,6536,5231
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Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top. |
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Ronin
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Live by the code Die by the code
Posts: 17,693
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lol wtf
this is crap
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: gone
Posts: 2,864
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yep funny crap
The Expatriate Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. |
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 9,748
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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: amish paradise
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ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Uber Alles! fucking right, heil hitler! ![]() |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: London UK
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I only made general!! I need to join the klan!
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Texas
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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance! |
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Argentina
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ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Uber Alles! LOL---at least it doesnt say i would have been EVA BROWN.. that would be much worse LOL |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Vegas
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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
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