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  • KingK7
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 6372

    #1

    Are you a NAZI? Take the test

    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...20579094199926

    Schnell
  • lloyd
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 798

    #2
    Der Kommandant
    Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
    Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

    Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

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    • Theo
      HAL 9000
      • May 2001
      • 34515

      #3
      Der Kommandant
      Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

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      • NoCarrier
        We need more free porn
        • Mar 2002
        • 16356

        #4


        Last edited by NoCarrier; 08-14-2005, 08:21 AM.

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        • nexcom28
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2005
          • 3716

          #5
          The German Civilian
          Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

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          • Theo
            HAL 9000
            • May 2001
            • 34515

            #6
            Hail Nocarrier

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            • KingK7
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2002
              • 6372

              #7
              Originally posted by NoCarrier

              Hahaha thats funny

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              • polish_aristocrat
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jul 2002
                • 40377

                #8
                The Expatriate
                Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

                Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
                I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9
                  The SS Officer

                  Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

                  Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on crust of the Earth, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for Germany itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!

                  Conclusion: you are the creme of the Hitler Youth.

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                  • Tala
                    Fucked if I know
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 23368

                    #10
                    The Expatriate
                    Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
                    Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

                    One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

                    Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

                    Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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                    • wjxxx
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 4448

                      #11
                      ADOLF HITLER himself
                      Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic

                      You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

                      Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

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                      • mardigras
                        Bon temps!
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 14194

                        #12
                        The Expatriate
                        Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
                        Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

                        One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

                        Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

                        Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
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                        • LazyD
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 102

                          #13
                          Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
                          Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

                          Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

                          Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

                          Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
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                          • Shoehorn!
                            Die With Your Boots On
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 22872

                            #14
                            Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
                            Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.


                            There are many things wrong with not only the test, but the preface to the test.

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                            • nico-t
                              emperor of my world
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 29901

                              #15
                              ein Pig

                              Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
                              Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

                              You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

                              The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

                              Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.



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                              • Adultnet
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 8713

                                #16
                                Originally posted by NoCarrier


                                lol

                                Der Resistance
                                Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
                                Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

                                Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

                                Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

                                Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!


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                                • Kard63
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 8944

                                  #17
                                  Der Resistance
                                  Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
                                  Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

                                  Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

                                  Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

                                  Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

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                                  • SilverTab
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2001
                                    • 5060

                                    #18
                                    The Expatriate
                                    Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
                                    Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

                                    One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

                                    Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

                                    Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
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                                    • galleriesx
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 108

                                      #19
                                      Der Resistance
                                      Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic
                                      Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

                                      Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

                                      Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

                                      Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

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                                      • Drake
                                        Hello world!
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 12508

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by LazyD
                                        Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
                                        Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

                                        Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

                                        Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

                                        Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
                                        Thats' what I got! Well, the fighting against oppressos part.
                                        Last edited by Drake; 08-14-2005, 10:11 AM.

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                                        • BradM
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 3397

                                          #21
                                          Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
                                          Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

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                                          • gangbangjoe
                                            Ronin
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 17693

                                            #22
                                            lol wtf

                                            this is crap

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                                            • Vlad
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 2864

                                              #23
                                              yep funny crap

                                              The Expatriate
                                              Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
                                              Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

                                              One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

                                              Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

                                              Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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                                              • sperbonzo
                                                I'd rather be on my boat.
                                                • May 2003
                                                • 9750

                                                #24
                                                Der Resistance
                                                Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
                                                Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

                                                Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

                                                Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

                                                Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
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                                                • killerkay
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 1482

                                                  #25
                                                  ADOLF HITLER himself
                                                  Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic
                                                  You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

                                                  Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

                                                  Deutschland: Uber Alles!

                                                  fucking right, heil hitler!



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                                                  • thaifan99
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 3029

                                                    #26
                                                    I only made general!! I need to join the klan!
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                                                    • BellaSeaira
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                      • 339

                                                      #27
                                                      Der Resistance
                                                      Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
                                                      Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

                                                      Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

                                                      Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

                                                      Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
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                                                      • spookyx
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                        • 74

                                                        #28
                                                        The Expatriate
                                                        Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
                                                        Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

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                                                        • sexxxydesign.com
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 1281

                                                          #29
                                                          ADOLF HITLER himself
                                                          Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic
                                                          You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

                                                          Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

                                                          Deutschland: Uber Alles!

                                                          LOL---at least it doesnt say i would have been EVA BROWN.. that would be much worse LOL

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                                                          • Rui
                                                            web
                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                            • 9533

                                                            #30
                                                            The Expatriate
                                                            Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic
                                                            Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

                                                            One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

                                                            Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

                                                            Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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                                                            • Stamen
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 698

                                                              #31
                                                              Der Resistance
                                                              Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
                                                              Show me the pistil porn!

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