do you have BALLS or GUTS???? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrIzzz · 08-13-2005, 05:15 PM

The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined as follows:

Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."

StickyGreen · 08-13-2005, 05:17 PM

both.....

MrIzzz · 08-13-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

both.....

thaifan99 · 08-13-2005, 05:19 PM

lol.......... if u have balls remember to hide the shotgun first!

Alky · 08-13-2005, 05:21 PM

all i got in life is my balls and my word... and i don't break them for anyone!

Ice · 08-13-2005, 05:24 PM

I have jelly doughnuts

NY_TIM · 08-13-2005, 05:25 PM

From the looks of your sig, you dont have any balls or guts left, you threw them all up...

budz · 08-13-2005, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined as follows:

Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."

lol, thats fucking great

Alky · 08-13-2005, 05:35 PM

izzz... is your sig a wheres waldo thing?

MrIzzz · 08-13-2005, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Alky

izzz... is your sig a wheres waldo thing?

lmfao

MrIzzz · 08-13-2005, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by NY_TIM

From the looks of your sig, you dont have any balls or guts left, you threw them all up...

mike!!!!!!!!! we are leaving for dinner in 10 min...theres still time for you to meet us at the club afterwards

escorpio · 08-13-2005, 05:42 PM

I have a third ball. No shit.

NY_TIM · 08-13-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

mike!!!!!!!!! we are leaving for dinner in 10 min...theres still time for you to meet us at the club afterwards

I think Mike has a candle party tonight

Spunky · 08-13-2005, 05:48 PM

I'd be careful..she might do a Lorena Bobbit on lil izzz

Jace · 08-13-2005, 05:49 PM

apparently i have guts...but then again, that is something my wife would laugh about

Alky · 08-13-2005, 05:50 PM

izzy hit me up on icq when you get a chance 9287771

MikeVega · 08-13-2005, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

mike!!!!!!!!! we are leaving for dinner in 10 min...theres still time for you to meet us at the club afterwards

I have no balls or guts ...

.... plus I'm an hour a way i can't drive that and then drink and try to get home .. my wife will beat me with a broom ..

sharpx9 · 08-13-2005, 05:58 PM

hahaha neither? :D

nico-t · 08-13-2005, 08:43 PM

youre gay....

chase · 08-13-2005, 08:45 PM

I've got tits, does that count? lol

chaze · 08-13-2005, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined as follows:

Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."

Nice one my man

But neither

Spunky · 08-13-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

I've got tits, does that count? lol

Can we see them?

chase · 08-13-2005, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Can we see them?

There are nearly ten Internext tit shots of me floating around. Consider it a treasure hunt, haha! Or you can just find the pics of Izzy with the bra on his head and imagine the boobs that filled it, haha!

jonesy · 08-13-2005, 11:58 PM

that sig is fucking priceless izzz ...

boner 2.0 · 08-14-2005, 12:27 AM

Balls.

Pics coming soon. :D

JuiceMonkey · 08-14-2005, 12:38 AM

haha
if I did that I wouldn't have balls for long.

Drake · 08-14-2005, 03:16 AM

Lots of men have balls and guts. Is it any wonder the divorce rate is 50% lol

08-13-2005, 05:15 PM	#1
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Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	all i got in life is my balls and my word... and i don't break them for anyone!

08-13-2005, 05:35 PM	#9
Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	izzz... is your sig a wheres waldo thing?

08-13-2005, 05:42 PM	#12
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,128	I have a third ball. No shit. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

08-13-2005, 05:48 PM	#14
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	I'd be careful..she might do a Lorena Bobbit on lil izzz __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

08-13-2005, 05:49 PM	#15
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	apparently i have guts...but then again, that is something my wife would laugh about

08-13-2005, 05:50 PM	#16
Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	izzy hit me up on icq when you get a chance 9287771

08-13-2005, 05:58 PM	#18
sharpx9 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 2,085	hahaha neither? :D

08-13-2005, 08:43 PM	#19
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	youre gay....

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chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	I've got tits, does that count? lol __________________ Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!

08-13-2005, 11:58 PM	#24
jonesy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 6,688	that sig is fucking priceless izzz ... __________________ . Shooting Bikini Girls

08-14-2005, 12:27 AM	#25
boner 2.0 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 10,970	Balls. Pics coming soon. :D __________________

08-14-2005, 12:38 AM	#26
JuiceMonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brisbane/Vancouver/SanFran Posts: 3,581	haha if I did that I wouldn't have balls for long. __________________ ICQ: 72251955 GTalk: JuiceMonkey

08-14-2005, 03:16 AM	#27
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Lots of men have balls and guts. Is it any wonder the divorce rate is 50% lol