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MrIzzz 08-13-2005 05:15 PM
do you have BALLS or GUTS????
 
The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined as follows:


Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."


:glugglug

StickyGreen 08-13-2005 05:17 PM
both.....

MrIzzz 08-13-2005 05:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyGreen
both.....

:kisskiss

thaifan99 08-13-2005 05:19 PM
lol.......... if u have balls remember to hide the shotgun first!

Alky 08-13-2005 05:21 PM
all i got in life is my balls and my word... and i don't break them for anyone! :)

Ice 08-13-2005 05:24 PM
I have jelly doughnuts :Oh crap

NY_TIM 08-13-2005 05:25 PM
From the looks of your sig, you dont have any balls or guts left, you threw them all up...

budz 08-13-2005 05:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrIzzz
The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined as follows:


Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."


:glugglug
lol, thats fucking great

Alky 08-13-2005 05:35 PM
izzz... is your sig a wheres waldo thing?

MrIzzz 08-13-2005 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alky
izzz... is your sig a wheres waldo thing?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lmfao

MrIzzz 08-13-2005 05:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NY_TIM
From the looks of your sig, you dont have any balls or guts left, you threw them all up...

:disgust mike!!!!!!!!! we are leaving for dinner in 10 min...theres still time for you to meet us at the club afterwards :pimp

escorpio 08-13-2005 05:42 PM
I have a third ball. No shit.

NY_TIM 08-13-2005 05:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrIzzz
:disgust mike!!!!!!!!! we are leaving for dinner in 10 min...theres still time for you to meet us at the club afterwards :pimp

I think Mike has a candle party tonight :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spunky 08-13-2005 05:48 PM
I'd be careful..she might do a Lorena Bobbit on lil izzz

Jace 08-13-2005 05:49 PM
apparently i have guts...but then again, that is something my wife would laugh about

Alky 08-13-2005 05:50 PM
izzy hit me up on icq when you get a chance 9287771

MikeVega 08-13-2005 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrIzzz
:disgust mike!!!!!!!!! we are leaving for dinner in 10 min...theres still time for you to meet us at the club afterwards :pimp

I have no balls or guts ... :helpme .... plus I'm an hour a way i can't drive that and then drink and try to get home .. my wife will beat me with a broom .. :1orglaugh

sharpx9 08-13-2005 05:58 PM
hahaha neither? :D

nico-t 08-13-2005 08:43 PM
youre gay....


:1orglaugh

chase 08-13-2005 08:45 PM
I've got tits, does that count? lol

chaze 08-13-2005 08:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrIzzz
The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined as follows:


Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."


:glugglug

Nice one my man :1orglaugh

But neither :(

Spunky 08-13-2005 08:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chase
I've got tits, does that count? lol
Can we see them? :winkwink:

chase 08-13-2005 08:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spunky
Can we see them? :winkwink:
There are nearly ten Internext tit shots of me floating around. Consider it a treasure hunt, haha! Or you can just find the pics of Izzy with the bra on his head and imagine the boobs that filled it, haha! :winkwink:

jonesy 08-13-2005 11:58 PM
that sig is fucking priceless izzz ...

boner 2.0 08-14-2005 12:27 AM
Balls.

Pics coming soon. :D

JuiceMonkey 08-14-2005 12:38 AM
haha
if I did that I wouldn't have balls for long.

Drake 08-14-2005 03:16 AM
Lots of men have balls and guts. Is it any wonder the divorce rate is 50% lol


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