Do Danmark really think it can take on Canada military? - GoFuckYourself.com

Quotealex · 08-13-2005, 05:32 AM

Canada and Denmark are having a diplomatic conflict over Hans Island which is our Arctic sovereignty but yet Danmark is attempting to usurp it.

I don't think Denmark knows what kind of military muscle we have....

More Booze · 08-13-2005, 05:46 AM

ohhhh plzzz....

Adult Site Traffic · 08-13-2005, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

I don't think Denmark knows what kind of military muscle we have....

Go find your pilot wherever he is out hunting moose or fishing and get him on your fighter plane quick if it'll start... go show them who's the boss.

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Nicky · 08-13-2005, 05:53 AM

yea im pretty sure that its gonna lead to a big war soon......

Quotealex · 08-13-2005, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by More Booze

ohhhh plzzz....

Just ask the United State what we did to them when they tried to take possession of Canada. They've since learn to respect us

pawsregd · 08-13-2005, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

Just ask the United State what we did to them when they tried to take possession of Canada. They've since learn to respect us

Watch what you say. Bush may think you are a terrorist and send in the troops

crockett · 08-13-2005, 06:05 AM

Don't worry Canada's Coast Guard can take them..

Quotealex · 08-13-2005, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

Just ask the United State

Oops. Maybe not, since it is one of the forgotten wars of the United States and I doubt if Americans remember it.

08-13-2005, 06:10 AM

Maybe we'll finally get to test out the new bombs we've been working on.

micke · 08-13-2005, 06:26 AM

tdp-Cool-content · 08-13-2005, 06:31 AM

Do not underrate the power of a small country !

micke · 08-13-2005, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by tdp-Cool-content

Do not underrate the power of a small country !

What power?

killerkay · 08-13-2005, 06:41 AM

what would happen if the usa invaded canada today? we'd use canada as a baseball park

invade canada

DamageX · 08-13-2005, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by killerkay

what would happen if the usa invaded canada today? we'd use canada as a baseball park

invade canada

Would probably mean the end of USA.

micke · 08-13-2005, 06:44 AM

Make Porn - Not War !!

mardigras · 08-13-2005, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by tdp-Cool-content

Do not underrate the power of a small country !

Yep, see how much Iraq has affected US policy over the past couple years...

pawsregd · 08-13-2005, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by micke

Make Porn - Not War !!

Very well said

polle54 · 08-13-2005, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by tdp-Cool-content

Do not underrate the power of a small country !

Thank you

We from Denmark are convinced we will take that Island

Have never heard such a lame situation as this it's bizarre but what the heck lets get a little war on the ocean going on.

Been in the danish military as a sergent and my bags are packed

Machete_ · 08-13-2005, 06:48 AM

Denmark have always had the right to that little island AND the oil... its only greedy canadian fuckers that try to change that now.

polle54 · 08-13-2005, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by micke

What power?

Hahaha great picture thats us danish people in a nutshall

polle54 · 08-13-2005, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

Denmark have always had the right to that little island AND the oil and minirals in the ares.. its only greedy canadian fuckers that try to change that now.

Good to hear some danish noise in this thread E-bus I'm ready to fight canada right here!

Machete_ · 08-13-2005, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by polle54

Good to hear some danish noise in this thread E-bus I'm ready to fight canada right here!

Fight? no
Walkover= yes

We will send B.S. Christiansen and and Dolph to kill them all

bringer · 08-13-2005, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

Denmark have always had the right to that little island AND the oil... its only greedy canadian fuckers that try to change that now.

oil you say? better hope bush doesnt find out

GUNNER · 08-13-2005, 06:59 AM

Yea right... Me and a couple buddies could put together enough arms and firepower to invade Canada.

I like Canada, and the Canadian people are great, but the Canadian military is a joke. I've seen it first-hand while I was in the US Army.

micke · 08-13-2005, 06:59 AM

Place your order today!!

pawsregd · 08-13-2005, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

We will send B.S. Christiansen and and Dolph to kill them all

vicki · 08-13-2005, 07:00 AM

heh heh those pics are cute ; )

Napolean · 08-13-2005, 07:01 AM

damn I'm out of the loop.. totally didnt see this coming

Quotealex · 08-13-2005, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by killerkay

what would happen if the usa invaded canada today? we'd use canada as a baseball park

invade canada

LOL. They've tried in the past and failed miserely. They know better than to try again

polle54 · 08-13-2005, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

Fight? no
Walkover= yes

We will send B.S. Christiansen and and Dolph to kill them all

Thats what I'm talking about

Dolph is the man!

Napolean · 08-13-2005, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

LOL. They've tried in the past and failed miserely. They know better than to try again

are you talking about when we were still using muskets, bows and arrows?

Quotealex · 08-13-2005, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GUNNER

Yea right... Me and a couple buddies could put together enough arms and firepower to invade Canada.

I like Canada, and the Canadian people are great, but the Canadian military is a joke. I've seen it first-hand while I was in the US Army.

You do know we spend more than $10 billion per year in military spending!

Napolean · 08-13-2005, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

You do know we spend more than $10 billion per year in military spending!

sweet.. that buys like.. 10 planes and a cup holder

Quotealex · 08-13-2005, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Napolean

sweet.. that buys like.. 10 planes and a cup holder

LOL. Did you know that amount is very high by international comparisons and makes Canada the sixth highest military spender within NATO.

Machete_ · 08-13-2005, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

You do know we spend more than $10 billion per year in military spending!

on what? trying to mutate a bear or moose to become killer soldiers? Because all you have is mounties, and those are pretty easy to spot in their pansy ass red coat.. talk about "army of lovers"

Napolean · 08-13-2005, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

LOL. Did you know that amount is very high by international comparisons and makes Canada the sixth highest military spender within NATO.

neat

StatsJunky · 08-13-2005, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

You do know we spend more than $10 billion per year in military spending!

I was suprised to see you correct on that. I thought we spent far less than that.

Canada's military spending is already very high by international comparisons. Military spending is estimated to be more than $12.3 billion for 2002-2003, making Canada the sixth highest military spender within NATO, and the sixteenth highest in the world.

Napolean · 08-13-2005, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

on what? trying to mutate a bear or moose to become killer soldiers? Because all you have is mounties, and those are pretty easy to spot in their pansy ass red coat.. talk about "army of lovers"

a moose with laser beam eyes is nothing to underestimate

Aly · 08-13-2005, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Don't worry Canada's Coast Guard can take them..

Damn.. I was about to post that pic and you beat me!

So, two penguins are fighting over an ice floe.... EH?

It really is amusing somehow... in a cute, cuddly kind of a way.

micke · 08-13-2005, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Napolean

sweet.. that buys like.. 10 planes and a cup holder

Or *X* millions of these...

Napolean · 08-13-2005, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by micke

Or *X* millions of these...

phear

vicki · 08-13-2005, 07:22 AM

wait I remember hearing abooot someone selling Canada on Ebay
the ad mentioned moose, beer and flannel in quantity but if I had known they had those paddle boats armed with machine guns I might have bid another buck! *sheesh*

hehehe .. just a old joke fellas, I'm acually trying to buy a 1000 acre ranch (with private lake) up there. Some of the most beautiful countryside in North America and great fishing!

Michael O · 08-13-2005, 07:42 AM

We supported Bush on Iraq he owes us one so he will help us taking care of the hocky playing moose fuckers :D

Quotealex · 08-13-2005, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

on what?

LOL
On everything your military spend on X 4

Quotealex · 08-13-2005, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by StatsJunky

I was suprised to see you correct on that. I thought we spent far less than that.[/I]

Yeah alot of people thing we're just peacekeepers with no military muscle. If only they knew Canada could overwhelmingly crush most countries military taskforce, they would respect us more

dready · 08-13-2005, 07:50 AM

A US invasion of Canada would cause the complete and utter collapse of both countries.

cool1 · 08-13-2005, 07:54 AM

Canada rocks

cool1 · 08-13-2005, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

Yeah alot of people thing we're just peacekeepers with no military muscle. If only they knew Canada could overwhelmingly crush most countries military taskforce, they would respect us more

I agree with this, when push comes to shove Canada can kick some ass for sure.

Dirty Dane · 08-13-2005, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

I don't think Denmark knows what kind of military muscle we have....

We just send some nukes. Oh wait! We don't have WMD

...but we have special forces on Greenland to keep intruders away:

Aly · 08-13-2005, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

Yeah alot of people thing we're just peacekeepers with no military muscle. If only they knew Canada could overwhelmingly crush most countries military taskforce, they would respect us more

Darling, I've always been under the impression that Canada IS respected (as opposed to feared) for it's more passive approach.

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