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08-12-2005, 06:47 AM
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I'm sooooo fucking nervous :(
Tomorrow is the big "meet the parents" day.
Her dad is tripping cause she's moving down with me. So I was invited up to talk to her parents and just set their minds at ease. Wish me luck! Any of you guys ever have situations like this? if so.. what is the worst thing I could say even though I would be meaning well? |
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08-12-2005, 06:49 AM
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08-12-2005, 06:51 AM
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HA. I'd be toast right then and there! HA!
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08-12-2005, 06:52 AM
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don't tell them your in the porn business! haha
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08-12-2005, 06:52 AM
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don't wear any underwear when meeting him.
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08-12-2005, 07:03 AM
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make sure you tell him what you do
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08-12-2005, 07:06 AM
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Be sure to wear your gfy t-shirt.
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08-12-2005, 07:06 AM
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08-12-2005, 07:08 AM
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check out cheesy comedies like There's something about Mary,50 first dates or Meet the fockers....full of these "worst things" to say... 
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08-12-2005, 07:12 AM
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haha, I got thrown right at the parents the very first night I actually went to pick my girlfriend up for a date. She opened the door and was like my parents want to meet you. Caught me by suprise but everything went ok.
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08-12-2005, 07:13 AM
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Good luck man !
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08-12-2005, 07:37 AM
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Tell them you love tossing her salade, that will break the ice.
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08-12-2005, 07:40 AM
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08-12-2005, 07:42 AM
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Just be proper, fall back on your etiquette training, hehe
Dont make any jokes about their daughter.
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08-12-2005, 07:51 AM
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08-12-2005, 07:55 AM
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As long as you don't wear a tie, you will be fine.
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08-12-2005, 08:02 AM
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Be a big time kiss ass. Think Eddie Haskell.
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08-12-2005, 09:08 AM
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The dad is a "works with his hands" kinda guy who worked in a mill for 20 years. He just lost his job a few weeks ago and is pretty much unglued lately. So that's why I am scared shitless. Well, at least I got her mother on my side already. Talked to her a bit on the phone last night about apaprtments hehe.
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08-12-2005, 09:12 AM
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ahahaha
this should be fun?
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08-12-2005, 09:17 AM
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Damn thats nervewrecking I can tell you.
Believe it or not during the 2 years I`ve been with my GF I`ve only talked to her dad around 6 times tops.The guy is a workaholic who barely has time to be in the house. He only goes home at night when I`m usually not around. Her mom is cool though.
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08-12-2005, 09:17 AM
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I suggest you take flowers for the mom.. a bottle of wine or case of beer or something for the dad (unless they're teetotallers) and a box of chocolates or something for the girlfriend.. and take them all out for dinner to a nice restaurant.
 Good luck! 
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08-12-2005, 09:20 AM
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Dont bring anything. Dont' be the typical lame boyfriend who brings flowers and wine to make a good impression. Just be normal. As long as you're not a prick and don't mention what you do you'll be fine.
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08-12-2005, 09:26 AM
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I swear I've broken up with every guy I was "serious" about after meeting the parents. Not sure if it's a coincidence or not, lol! |
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08-12-2005, 09:38 AM
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I made a tape of your daughter and I having anal sex - wanna come over after dessert and watch it with us? So.... how do you and the misses feel about having sex with a 3rd <wink twice>? Wow! Your wife sure does have a sweet ass - I hope <insert daughter's name here>'s ass is that tasty when she's her age! I really like <insert daughter's name here> but sometimes she's sooooo gullible! You remember that old line "If you swallow it - it'll clear your complexion" - well, <insert daughter's name here> bought it - hook, line and sinker! None of these will probably go over very well!!! |
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08-12-2005, 10:16 AM
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Hey! the easiest thing is to ask her
She knows her parents best ..
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08-12-2005, 11:02 AM
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08-12-2005, 11:04 AM
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ohhhhh....i cant say anything...maybe just good luck men
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08-12-2005, 11:06 AM
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wtf? I've been out of the loop for the last couple of months so I probably missed all this, but...
1- What happened to L? Who's living in the house? 2- How old is this new chick? 3- Has she met the bay-bay? Who's he gonna live with?
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08-12-2005, 11:13 AM
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good luck!
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08-12-2005, 12:03 PM
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A good ice breaker would be to ask him if he feels that the military dad next door in "American Beauty" is fairly representative of most military men with supressed homo erotic feelings.
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08-12-2005, 12:07 PM
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As soon as you meet the dad, put your index finger up under his nose and say "sniff that... Guess who it is!?"
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08-12-2005, 12:08 PM
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1- I nroke it off with L. She nagged for 5 years, whined for 3 years and the past two years have been nothing but insults, jelaousy and hell. I am moving out. She's keeping the house and car. 2- The new chick 18. 3- She hasen't met my little guy yet. Though she's excited about him He'll will be staying with L. I'll take him home with me every weekend. |
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08-12-2005, 12:13 PM
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if i was her father and you were brining me a case of beers i would stick a can from them up your ass.
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08-12-2005, 12:30 PM
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I wouldn't bring beer it shows you are a party kinda guy(not what a father wants for his daughter)
Be yourself and don't lay the flatery on thick they can see through it. |
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08-12-2005, 12:33 PM
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try avoiding milking any cats.
good luck!
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08-12-2005, 12:37 PM
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hit on her mum
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08-12-2005, 12:43 PM
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truth be told. I'm not a bad guy at all. I don't do drugs, I don't drink and I don't cause trouble nor get into trouble. I'm polite, courteous and respectful. I'm just a simple guy who works hard to provide for his son. Much like he did for his daughter. I don't see any issues arising but still, it's his only child he is loosing when she moves down to me in a few weeks.
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08-12-2005, 12:44 PM
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08-12-2005, 12:46 PM
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take a gift a nice bottle of wine ( not a cheap one )
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08-12-2005, 12:47 PM
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Good luck.. I vote for flowers, wine and eating out
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08-12-2005, 12:58 PM
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First, are you fucking nuts? Who needs a meeting? For their approval? It's her life and NOT their option. What are you two 15 'n 16? Best to meet for some other reason not to discuss "are you good enough for our little girl?". BTW, no one will ever be good enough. Now you got yourself in a fucking box that could be very uncomfortable.
Second, now that you have the meeting, there is no need for gifts. That implies you are trying to bribe them. Act self-confident and maybe you'll make it. Carry a towel to wipe your sweaty hands. |
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08-12-2005, 01:12 PM
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just wear the t-shirt that says 'your little princess is my bitch"
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08-12-2005, 01:43 PM
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08-12-2005, 01:43 PM
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be yourself
be respectful tell them you know they must be great folks to have raised such a wonderful daughter do the flowers and candy thing .... and .... give 'dad' a kewl fishing lure! it'll all work out fine ;)
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Man yer bitter. I'm old fashioned. Her parents are worried. Seeing her parents worried upsets her. She wants me to just meet and talk with them so they at least know who I am and can see that she will be fine with me. If that's what she wants, I'm all for it. To just let her move down here with me without so much as meeting her parents is not only disrepectful to them but also to her. Family is very important to her. |
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08-12-2005, 03:00 PM
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Just be nice introduce your self as a successfull internet pimp and promise not to whore thier daughter out to much.
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08-12-2005, 03:04 PM
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Yeah.. I agree. Hit on her mom.. And if it doesn't work.
Hit on her dad..
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If her dad just lost his job, maybe you could find him one in the industry you work in...Think about how thoughtful you would look! If you find daddy a job, he's sure to love ya!! Ma: Flattery will get you everywhere. I am sure you will do Great!!
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This situation calls for high strength hash brownies
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