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Originally Posted by iwantchixx
what is the worst thing I could say even though I would be meaning well?
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Damn your daughter's middle name should have been hoover - she could suck the dimples off a golf ball - she must get that from her mom!
I made a tape of your daughter and I having anal sex - wanna come over after dessert and watch it with us?
So.... how do you and the misses feel about having sex with a 3rd <wink twice>?
Wow! Your wife sure does have a sweet ass - I hope <insert daughter's name here>'s ass is that tasty when she's her age!
I really like <insert daughter's name here> but sometimes she's sooooo gullible! You remember that old line "If you swallow it - it'll clear your complexion" - well, <insert daughter's name here> bought it - hook, line and sinker!
None of these will probably go over very well!!!