Ever farted on your date? - GoFuckYourself.com

hilly · 08-10-2005, 02:14 AM

And turned oveR?
Fuck the smell.

reed_4 · 08-10-2005, 02:19 AM

Yup, but i moved away from my girlfriend just to fart.

Hardlinks · 08-10-2005, 02:21 AM

Yes i farted on your date.

jade_dragon · 08-10-2005, 02:24 AM

nope, but i have seen a girl do it, i laughed so hard I almost farted myself

sickbeatz · 08-10-2005, 02:27 AM

i use to assault my exgirlfriend (punch her, kick her, throw her off the bed, etc..) while i was unconscious and sleeping -- never farted on a girl though

PixeLs · 08-10-2005, 02:51 AM

Never. That could be my worst date if possible. ;)

sweethotkayla · 08-10-2005, 03:14 AM

hahaha, my partner and I always fart on each other....yeah its grose I know.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 08-10-2005, 03:23 AM

Fart is natural! But on a date? I guess your date will turn you off...
Bad fart... very wrong timing!

Gio_JoinRightNow · 08-11-2005, 10:58 AM

If that happened to me, shhhhhhhhh.............I would be turned off to the guy.

BigCashCrew · 08-11-2005, 11:00 AM

haha, Yes, I did it on my second date with my finace. I tried to play it off like nothing happened. I tried to crop dust my fart - spread it around a little. A year later she brought it up. I totally thought I got away with it. Oh well, some chicks think that is funny. We all do it.

XxXotic · 08-11-2005, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow

Fart is natural! But on a date? I guess your date will turn you off...
Bad fart... very wrong timing!

yes, bad fart BAD!

escorpio · 08-11-2005, 11:24 AM

Big turn off. I can't spank it to Miss Lizz since I saw this site.

http://www.sexymisslizz.com/queenoffarts/

Scott McD · 08-11-2005, 11:26 AM

You can't hold what's not in your hand...

ronaldo · 08-11-2005, 11:31 AM

On a bad date? All the time. If it's a bad date I try to amuse myself anyway I can.

I like petite girls, so they're easy to hold down while I do it.

the boy · 08-11-2005, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbeatz

i use to assault my exgirlfriend (punch her, kick her, throw her off the bed, etc..) while i was unconscious and sleeping -- never farted on a girl though

Holly shit.. man.. this is some Jerry Springer Shit!!

Mr Pheer · 08-11-2005, 11:38 AM

I like to let loose a real ass ripper as I'm walking off an elevator full of people, right before the door closes.

2257-Ben · 08-11-2005, 12:08 PM

Better to fart and be in shame than not to fart and be in pain...

Murderous · 08-11-2005, 12:12 PM

I farted on a raisin... dates are for fags.

Sosa · 08-11-2005, 12:31 PM

haha, I acted like I was sleeping one night when one was really really bad. About 6 months later I said something about it, and she was like yep, I knew you did

Dirty Dane · 08-11-2005, 12:35 PM

I only fart when she's done assfisting me

MacDaddyPlaya · 08-11-2005, 12:51 PM

Can you clarify the question? Do you mean farting during the course of a date or physically farting ON the person you were on the date with?

TheSenator · 08-11-2005, 01:09 PM

I like the anal sex afterward farts.
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Marshal · 08-11-2005, 01:12 PM

This happens once...

We were laughing all night long...

emthree · 08-11-2005, 02:07 PM

Worst is when you fart in the car and the smell stays

DavieVegas · 08-11-2005, 03:48 PM

ya ig ot all stoned one night and farted on her foot loud....
still did not know I did it until she started laughing at me

Hollywood Horwitz · 08-11-2005, 04:25 PM

i can safely say i have never broke wind in the presence of a female,i think its my southern up bringing

tristan_D · 08-11-2005, 05:09 PM

I have but not in front of her. I can imagine how embarrassing that could be, especially when its so loud and stinky.

SomeCreep · 08-11-2005, 06:07 PM

Speaking of farts, I just layed one.

Downtime · 08-11-2005, 06:16 PM

yeah a few times, never too loud though. usually wait until she goes to the bathroom or something

Jace · 08-11-2005, 06:17 PM

my ex-girlfriend was rimming my asshole once, and i farted right in her mouth

oh man, i didn't stop lauging about that for hours....shit, i still laugh about it

tungsten · 08-11-2005, 06:18 PM

nah never have

Digibucks · 08-11-2005, 06:19 PM

never & will never happen (hopefully ) nyahaha

zvik · 08-11-2005, 06:25 PM

Indeed, first date with this chick...
I was holding it back when it just popped with a loud sound, we both laughed and then we had sweet lovin

Spunky · 08-11-2005, 06:29 PM

Only on the third date..I feel more comfortable around them by then

Doc911 · 08-11-2005, 07:38 PM

dutch oven.

fart in bed and then throw the blanket over your dates head...

08-10-2005, 02:14 AM	#1
hilly Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 867	Ever farted on your date? And turned oveR? Fuck the smell.

08-10-2005, 02:19 AM	#2
reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	Yup, but i moved away from my girlfriend just to fart. __________________

08-10-2005, 02:21 AM	#3
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08-10-2005, 02:24 AM	#4
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08-10-2005, 02:27 AM	#5
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08-10-2005, 02:51 AM	#6
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08-10-2005, 03:14 AM	#7
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08-10-2005, 03:23 AM	#8
Stacey_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,269	Fart is natural! But on a date? I guess your date will turn you off... Bad fart... very wrong timing! __________________

08-11-2005, 10:58 AM	#9
Gio_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 176	If that happened to me, shhhhhhhhh.............I would be turned off to the guy. __________________

08-11-2005, 11:00 AM	#10
BigCashCrew Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,570	haha, Yes, I did it on my second date with my finace. I tried to play it off like nothing happened. I tried to crop dust my fart - spread it around a little. A year later she brought it up. I totally thought I got away with it. Oh well, some chicks think that is funny. We all do it.

08-11-2005, 11:24 AM	#12
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08-11-2005, 11:31 AM	#14
ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	On a bad date? All the time. If it's a bad date I try to amuse myself anyway I can. I like petite girls, so they're easy to hold down while I do it.

08-11-2005, 11:38 AM	#16
Mr Pheer So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,582	I like to let loose a real ass ripper as I'm walking off an elevator full of people, right before the door closes.

08-11-2005, 12:08 PM	#17
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08-11-2005, 12:12 PM	#18
Murderous Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,938	I farted on a raisin... dates are for fags.

08-11-2005, 12:31 PM	#19
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	haha, I acted like I was sleeping one night when one was really really bad. About 6 months later I said something about it, and she was like yep, I knew you did

08-11-2005, 12:35 PM	#20
Dirty Dane Sick Fuck Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: www Posts: 9,491	I only fart when she's done assfisting me

08-11-2005, 12:51 PM	#21
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08-11-2005, 01:09 PM	#22
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08-11-2005, 01:12 PM	#23
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08-11-2005, 03:48 PM	#25
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08-11-2005, 04:25 PM	#26
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08-11-2005, 05:09 PM	#27
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08-11-2005, 06:16 PM	#29
Downtime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: America. Posts: 7,320	yeah a few times, never too loud though. usually wait until she goes to the bathroom or something __________________ #27024067

08-11-2005, 06:17 PM	#30
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08-11-2005, 06:18 PM	#31
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08-11-2005, 06:25 PM	#33
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08-11-2005, 07:38 PM	#35
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