Ever farted on your date?

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  • hilly
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 867

    #1

    Ever farted on your date?

    And turned oveR?
    Fuck the smell.
  • reed_4
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2005
    • 9640

    #2
    Yup, but i moved away from my girlfriend just to fart.

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    • Hardlinks
      Confirmed User
      • May 2005
      • 1333

      #3
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      • jade_dragon
        Confirmed User
        • May 2004
        • 1737

        #4
        nope, but i have seen a girl do it, i laughed so hard I almost farted myself
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        • sickbeatz
          The Hustler
          • Feb 2005
          • 4993

          #5
          i use to assault my exgirlfriend (punch her, kick her, throw her off the bed, etc..) while i was unconscious and sleeping -- never farted on a girl though

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          • PixeLs
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2005
            • 11922

            #6
            Never. That could be my worst date if possible. ;)

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            • sweethotkayla
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2005
              • 2946

              #7
              hahaha, my partner and I always fart on each other....yeah its grose I know.

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              • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2005
                • 6269

                #8
                Fart is natural! But on a date? I guess your date will turn you off...
                Bad fart... very wrong timing!

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                • Gio_JoinRightNow
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 176

                  #9
                  If that happened to me, shhhhhhhhh.............I would be turned off to the guy.

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                  • BigCashCrew
                    Registered User
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 3570

                    #10
                    haha, Yes, I did it on my second date with my finace. I tried to play it off like nothing happened. I tried to crop dust my fart - spread it around a little. A year later she brought it up. I totally thought I got away with it. Oh well, some chicks think that is funny. We all do it.

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                    • XxXotic
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 8500

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
                      Fart is natural! But on a date? I guess your date will turn you off...
                      Bad fart... very wrong timing!
                      yes, bad fart BAD!
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                      • escorpio
                        Satan's Chylde
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 23487

                        #12
                        Big turn off. I can't spank it to Miss Lizz since I saw this site.
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                        • Scott McD
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 67798

                          #13
                          You can't hold what's not in your hand...


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                          • ronaldo
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 5475

                            #14
                            On a bad date? All the time. If it's a bad date I try to amuse myself anyway I can.

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                            • the boy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 362

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sickbeatz
                              i use to assault my exgirlfriend (punch her, kick her, throw her off the bed, etc..) while i was unconscious and sleeping -- never farted on a girl though
                              Holly shit.. man.. this is some Jerry Springer Shit!!

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                              • Mr Pheer
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 22083

                                #16
                                I like to let loose a real ass ripper as I'm walking off an elevator full of people, right before the door closes.

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                                • 2257-Ben
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 633

                                  #17
                                  Better to fart and be in shame than not to fart and be in pain...
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                                  • Murderous
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 3938

                                    #18
                                    I farted on a raisin... dates are for fags.

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                                    • Sosa
                                      In Tushy Land
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 40149

                                      #19
                                      haha, I acted like I was sleeping one night when one was really really bad. About 6 months later I said something about it, and she was like yep, I knew you did

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                                      • Dirty Dane
                                        Sick Fuck
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 9491

                                        #20
                                        I only fart when she's done assfisting me

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                                        • MacDaddyPlaya
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 1785

                                          #21
                                          Can you clarify the question? Do you mean farting during the course of a date or physically farting ON the person you were on the date with?
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                                          • TheSenator
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 13340

                                            #22
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                                            • Marshal
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                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 15219

                                              #23
                                              This happens once... We were laughing all night long...
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                                              • emthree
                                                Dialer Kingpin
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 10816

                                                #24
                                                Worst is when you fart in the car and the smell stays

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                                                • DavieVegas
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 6117

                                                  #25
                                                  ya ig ot all stoned one night and farted on her foot loud....
                                                  still did not know I did it until she started laughing at me
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                                                  • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 4357

                                                    #26
                                                    i can safely say i have never broke wind in the presence of a female,i think its my southern up bringing
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                                                    • tristan_D
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 7865

                                                      #27
                                                      I have but not in front of her. I can imagine how embarrassing that could be, especially when its so loud and stinky.
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                                                      • SomeCreep
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                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 26118

                                                        #28
                                                        Speaking of farts, I just layed one.

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                                                        • Downtime
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 7320

                                                          #29
                                                          yeah a few times, never too loud though. usually wait until she goes to the bathroom or something
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                                                          • Jace
                                                            FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 35562

                                                            #30
                                                            my ex-girlfriend was rimming my asshole once, and i farted right in her mouth

                                                            oh man, i didn't stop lauging about that for hours....shit, i still laugh about it

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                                                            • tungsten
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 10579

                                                              #31
                                                              nah never have
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                                                              • Digibucks
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 1899

                                                                #32
                                                                never & will never happen (hopefully ) nyahaha
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                                                                • zvik
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 696

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Indeed, first date with this chick...
                                                                  I was holding it back when it just popped with a loud sound, we both laughed and then we had sweet lovin

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                                                                  • Spunky
                                                                    I need a beer
                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                    • 133986

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Only on the third date..I feel more comfortable around them by then

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                                                                    • Doc911
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 3695

                                                                      #35
                                                                      dutch oven.

                                                                      fart in bed and then throw the blanket over your dates head...


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