Ever farted on your date?
 

And turned oveR?
Fuck the smell.

Yup, but i moved away from my girlfriend just to fart.

Yes i farted on your date.

nope, but i have seen a girl do it, i laughed so hard I almost farted myself

i use to assault my exgirlfriend (punch her, kick her, throw her off the bed, etc..) while i was unconscious and sleeping -- never farted on a girl though

Never. That could be my worst date if possible. ;)

hahaha, my partner and I always fart on each other....yeah its grose I know.

Fart is natural! But on a date? I guess your date will turn you off...
Bad fart... very wrong timing! :(

If that happened to me, shhhhhhhhh.............I would be turned off to the guy.

haha, Yes, I did it on my second date with my finace. I tried to play it off like nothing happened. I tried to crop dust my fart - spread it around a little. A year later she brought it up. I totally thought I got away with it. Oh well, some chicks think that is funny. We all do it.

yes, bad fart BAD!

Big turn off. I can't spank it to Miss Lizz since I saw this site. :(
http://www.sexymisslizz.com/queenoffarts/

You can't hold what's not in your hand... :winkwink:

On a bad date? All the time. If it's a bad date I try to amuse myself anyway I can.

I like petite girls, so they're easy to hold down while I do it.

Holly shit.. man.. this is some Jerry Springer Shit!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I like to let loose a real ass ripper as I'm walking off an elevator full of people, right before the door closes.

Better to fart and be in shame than not to fart and be in pain...

I farted on a raisin... dates are for fags.

haha, I acted like I was sleeping one night when one was really really bad. About 6 months later I said something about it, and she was like yep, I knew you did

I only fart when she's done assfisting me :fart

Can you clarify the question? Do you mean farting during the course of a date or physically farting ON the person you were on the date with?

I like the anal sex afterward farts.
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This happens once... :) We were laughing all night long... :)

Worst is when you fart in the car and the smell stays

ya ig ot all stoned one night and farted on her foot loud....
still did not know I did it until she started laughing at me

i can safely say i have never broke wind in the presence of a female,i think its my southern up bringing

I have but not in front of her. I can imagine how embarrassing that could be, especially when its so loud and stinky.

Speaking of farts, I just layed one.

yeah a few times, never too loud though. usually wait until she goes to the bathroom or something

my ex-girlfriend was rimming my asshole once, and i farted right in her mouth

oh man, i didn't stop lauging about that for hours....shit, i still laugh about it

nah never have

never & will never happen (hopefully ) nyahaha

Indeed, first date with this chick...
I was holding it back when it just popped with a loud sound, we both laughed and then we had sweet lovin :1orglaugh

Only on the third date..I feel more comfortable around them by then

dutch oven.

fart in bed and then throw the blanket over your dates head...