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50 day fast.
Witch Hazel soaked cotton balls work miracles on hemorrhoids too . . .
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good for you I had a friend did it for 30 days and felt great.
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high school degree on this doesnt count
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damn girl, go for it if thats what you want
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The key to long life and health is low calorie nutrient rich diets. Very nutrient rich foods. I'm not eating them, but I just told you all the secret to living to 100+
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Utter nonsense. Any "but my buddy did it and felt GREAT!" testimonials are simply placebo effect, period.
Wake up people, use your heads. 2M years of evolution, 2M years of digesting food, and you knuckleheads think you need to drink some magic windex potion to "clean" your system. You are not a car. Drinking "Techron" isn't going to clean out your fuel injectors.
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my friend is a personal trainer. he does this twice a year and loses like 10 pounds. i couldn't handle it.
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absolutely not healthy
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maybe I should try that....frist I thought you're muslim and it's fasting time
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you don't need to diet you're friggen insanely hot already
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Muslims do it from sunrise to sunset, not 15days Good luck tho |
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If you believe in this, please send me your e-mail address, I have lots of penis pills and fake Rolex watches to sell you.
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I tried that one and got sick to my stomach.. it was nasty.
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You will be shocked at what comes out of your system. When you start passing 4 foot long pieces that look like black tire tread shaped like an intestine with a smell of a long dead animal, you'll be convinced it's all worth the effort!
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At any rate, I'd like to hear galleryseek's view on this.
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Exactly. Girl, you're making a huge mistake. Your hippy pot smoking friends aren't a good source of nutritional study either. Eat. Just eat healthy. Stop this ridiculous fast. It does nothing but harm your body. What excuses have your buddies given you for these "studies" not appearing in repected medical journals? Some spin off of, "the doctors don't really want you healthy?" Use that brain you were born with... |
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I did the master cleanse in April for 14 days and it was definitely one of the best decisions I've ever made. Other than cleaning your digestive track (vastly improving digestion) the other benefits I found was that I was no longer 'addicted' to sugar or caffeine, and my eating habits are much better as well since I have no desire to eat sugary/salty foods. |
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You might also want to consider taking psyllium and bentonite to help absorb and flush out the toxins that are released, otherwise many get reabsorbed into your bloodstream.
The shit that comes out of your tongue and sweat by day two blows my mind. I love how it feels after a good fast. You have so much energy and all your senses are so much heightened. Everyone should do it at least once a year.
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What you're going to do with this is push your body into ketosis, which will make it kick up consumption of fat / protein, in order to convert it to ketones to be used as food for your brain. This process dangerously increases the acidity of your bloodstream, and can lead to a potentially fatal condition called ketoacidosis. Ketoacidosis is the primary cause of death amongst the starving, btw. There's worse things you can deliberately do to your body... but not many.
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someone is trying to commit suicide
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I cant do that man unless I'm a cast away...
hehehehehehhe, sorry but I love eating... |
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Again, for those who scored low on the SAT for reading comp, there are NO DOCUMENTED STUDIES by any independent group that show positive results for any of these urban-legend "cleanse" fasts. Next.
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I choose to look at all alternatives not just the ones accepted by the orthdoxy of the medical comminity. Only getting your information from 'official' sources is a good start but may not be the best idea either since the past 3 years there has been full of dubious official information from a few governments; and organizations such as the FDA in the past have made poor decisions about what is safe to eat when under political and corporate pressure (bovine growth hormone, aspartame, etc). If Budhist monks can live 'till 90 after yearly cleanses and only eating one small meal a day (a practice dating back 800 years) then I figure it can't be all that bad. |
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There is so much bullshit on the thread.
First we are all stupid, thousands of years of evolution and we still do not know how to be healthy. We should be living 2-300 years by now but we are too busy making money, missiles, and flying to flippin mars to realize it. For all we know we could need to fast twice a year every year. But since the food we eat is so fucked there is no right way. So if something can help get all the bullshit our of our bodies that we like idiots put in then do it and keep doing it. The healthiest person I know is a native Indian called dark cloud. He sweats in a tent for 2 days with no food just water every year. He also puts a spike through his back and carry's a dead bull on rope from it, to respect his dieing tribe. But none the less he does week long hikes and lives off the land several times a year. Try that shit? ![]() |
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I am not sure if that would really work.
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oh my..no eating for 15 days?goodluck
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that is certainly unhealthy.. think twice girl!
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About the only thing that you could drink that could convieveably "cleanse" is DI water. Mind you at that PH you will probably start having problems. DI water is pretty much a PH of 7. Your body likes solutions with a slight acidity. So this could cause problems with cell bursting etc, from osmodic pressure.
So basically cleansing diets are bullshit because you are not going to manage to do anything the cell isn't already programmed to do. Not without damaging yourself. |
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The only way that lemon juice would be bad on an empty stomach is if you tend to have acid indigestion/reflux, then the acidity of the lemon can irritate that. When that happens to me I neutralize it with a swig of Mylanta and carry on ![]()
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have you consulted your doctor before doing this? anyways, good luck.
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How safe is this diet?
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fuck i could never do that, i enjoy food way too much!
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when I need a good cleansing I go on a weekend friut fast.
eat nothing from Friday night to monday morning but friut. by sunday you will be shitty up a storm, clean you out good. |
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hm, by looking at your picture I think that 15 days of frequent sex with Antonio will be much more beneficial for you than any diet
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5 days will do....
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Diets are for sheep.
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i'm on day 8. i've still been running my 5 miles everday. i have energy, clarity and i feel amazing!
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it is healthy not to provide your body with daily essential nutrients?
now i have heard it all, people will try anything. stick to the Food Guide and you will be healthy. isnt not eating called anorexia not dieting? |
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People are always looking for fad solutions, diets and whatever because the basics of losing weight in a healthy way are just too much of a commitment for most people. Eat heathy, weight train and do 40+ minutes of cardio a few times a week and you will lose weight.
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it takes a special type of sheep to believe this stuff.
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The diet she is talking abouit is also known as the Lemonade Diet. Trust me.. this isn't a great lemonade drink. Your days start off with 2-3 hours of non-stop shits.. more like pissing out of your ass.
Here is a link for more info on it: http://therawfoodsite.com/mastercleanse.htm I tried it. Oddly I started on the 10th as well. I dind't last into the 2nd day as I dind't get any work done the first day.
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