Aaron,
I'm sure glad that you and Bone got the jesus dialer fixed. After all that I did to help you I expected more than to wake up the next morning and find that you you guys had taken all my equipment, my return ticket and left me for lion bait.
Its taken me three days to get back a village with a phone and soon as Amex gets me my new card I'm buying another ticket out of this hell hole and coming after you guys.
But before I leave I'm cutting that fucking jesus dialer line into so many little pieces that you'll be able to use it to splint up that that wimpy finger of yours when you come back for the sequel.
You better oil up that mp5 of yours and keep looking over your shoulder man.
Rasalon
The unseen member of the congo line
BTW, Who did you bring back with my ticket the short fat one that was chasing you or did Bone bring back that slinky lioness that he was oogling when we had our last meal at todia.