Words of Wisdom for a monday morning....... - GoFuckYourself.com

JFK · 08-08-2005, 03:04 AM

· Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just fuck off and leave me alone.

· The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

· The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.

· Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.

· Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

· Remember, no-one is listening. Until you fart.

· Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.

· Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

· If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and You have their shoes.

· If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.

· Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

· Have you ever lent someone $20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.

· If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

· Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.

· Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

· Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement.

· The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

· A closed mouth gathers no feet.

· There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.

· Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.

· Never miss a good chance to shut up.

· Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

· The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.

· Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.

Playa-Deak · 08-08-2005, 04:02 AM

hahahahahahhahaha, BUMP ^^^

reed_4 · 08-08-2005, 04:03 AM

thanks JFK, i am really inspired.

PixeLs · 08-08-2005, 04:21 AM

Now I am ready to face the battles of Life JFK.
Thanks a lot.

Brad Gosse · 08-08-2005, 04:45 AM

WOW dude that's deep stuff

Have a safe trip home.

wildgirl · 08-08-2005, 05:57 AM

good stuff

Laurie · 08-08-2005, 06:04 AM

Thanks for sharing.

StuartD · 08-08-2005, 06:07 AM

I saw Stephen Wright live on stage one time.... I swear that was the hardest I had ever laughed in my entire life

Digibucks · 08-08-2005, 07:33 AM

long read but so true

Pete-KT · 08-08-2005, 07:34 AM

Very nice JFK

brand0n · 08-08-2005, 07:36 AM

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

ive got 2 work on that 1

JFK · 08-08-2005, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Gosse

WOW dude that's deep stuff

Have a safe trip home.

I know Brad , its right up to here........................and remember
· The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

woj · 08-08-2005, 10:39 AM

nice

El Duderino · 08-08-2005, 10:52 AM

nice post - so true

Rochard · 08-08-2005, 11:06 AM

You forgot "don't walk behind Rochard's SUV......"

LittleSassy · 08-08-2005, 11:11 AM

*sigh thanks for the words of wisdom...i was inspired..LOL

dvmspb · 08-08-2005, 11:13 AM

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Translator · 08-08-2005, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by wildgirl

good stuff

nice sig

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