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chaze · 08-07-2005, 12:22 AM

A plane crashes on the border of Mexico and United states. The plane has 8 Brazilian diplomats all born in different countries. The pilot in American. What country do they bury the survivors?

rickholio · 08-07-2005, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by chaze

A plane crashes on the border of Mexico and United states. The plane has 8 Brazilian diplomats all born in different countries. The pilot in American. What country do they bury the survivors?

They don't bury survivors.

High Plains Drifter · 08-07-2005, 12:24 AM

Survivors get pissed off when they're buried.

chaze · 08-07-2005, 12:25 AM

Ahh fuck anyone got a better one?

chaze · 08-07-2005, 12:52 AM

WTF

tristan_D · 08-08-2005, 12:11 AM

that's just cheesy.

chaze · 08-08-2005, 12:44 AM

O.K. this guy goes into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender pours him a vodka on the rocks. He takes a drink and starts talking to a girl for about 5 minutes about why his job is top secret. She takes a drink of the vodka but chokes and dies.

Why? Hmmmmm

PixeLs · 08-08-2005, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by skinnywussy

Survivors get pissed off when they're buried.

Sure they will.

chaze · 08-08-2005, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by chaze

O.K. this guy goes into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender pours him a vodka on the rocks. He takes a drink and starts talking to a girl for about 5 minutes about why his job is top secret. She takes a drink of the vodka but chokes and dies.

Why? Hmmmmm

Anyone know this?

After Shock Media · 08-08-2005, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by chaze

Anyone know this?

I dunno either he is a hitman and she was the target or he is a spy and the bartender was gunna off him.

chaze · 08-09-2005, 01:47 AM

The poisen was in the ice, he survived because the by the time the ice melted she took the next drink and died.

Hmmmmm

No applause please, just throw money

chaze · 08-09-2005, 01:52 AM

O.K. another.

You walk into a room and there is three doors, two with instant death missles waiting for you if you open them and one with Erika Ames waiting to have sex before she got a man or after which ever.

Their is a mighty wizard that will answer three questions. But might always be lying or always be telling the truth.

You can only ask three yes or no questions. No run on questions either, no commas or "and" in the questions.

Good luck

chadglni · 08-09-2005, 02:03 AM

Hey chaze, can you hit me on ICQ real quick? Got a hosting related question for you.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 08-09-2005, 02:08 AM

So we could only asked yes or no questions... I mean we could ask anything? about what? in the topic or about the mighty wizard, what will it be Chaze?

chaze · 08-09-2005, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

Hey chaze, can you hit me on ICQ real quick? Got a hosting related question for you.

Sure.,

I'm at 249-028-685

Translator · 08-09-2005, 02:12 AM

Answer number 7 wins the key to oceans eleven

chaze · 08-09-2005, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow

So we could only asked yes or no questions... I mean we could ask anything? about what? in the topic or about the mighty wizard, what will it be Chaze?

Yes anything but remember the wizard can be lying about everything or telling the truth about everything.

chadglni · 08-09-2005, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by chaze

O.K. another.

You walk into a room and there is three doors, two with instant death missles waiting for you if you open them and one with Erika Ames waiting to have sex before she got a man or after which ever.

Their is a mighty wizard that will answer three questions. But might always be lying or always be telling the truth.

You can only ask three yes or no questions. No run on questions either, no commas or "and" in the questions.

Good luck

Should I go in door number 1?
Should I go in door number 2?
Should I go in door number 3?

Go in the one they gave a unique answer to.

je_rome · 08-09-2005, 02:58 AM

i'll just ask him "is the first door the right door?", "is the second door the right door?", and "is the third door the right door". and wether he is lying or not, the only no or yes answer will be the right door.

reed_4 · 08-09-2005, 03:14 AM

i am just bored and riddle is also a boring game.

SmokeyTheBear · 08-09-2005, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by chaze

O.K. another.

You walk into a room and there is three doors, two with instant death missles waiting for you if you open them and one with Erika Ames waiting to have sex before she got a man or after which ever.

Their is a mighty wizard that will answer three questions. But might always be lying or always be telling the truth.

You can only ask three yes or no questions. No run on questions either, no commas or "and" in the questions.

Good luck

#1) Ask the wizard if his penis was the size of a flea and if he fucked horses with his mother..

#2) Does door#1 have a bomb behind it.

#3) does door #2 have a bomb behind it.

SmokeyTheBear · 08-09-2005, 03:25 AM

this one is a good easy one..

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You have twelve coins, eleven identical and one different. You do not know whether the "odd" coin is lighter or heavier than the others. Someone gives you a balance and three chances to use it. The question is: How can you make just three weighings on the balance and find out not only which coin is the "odd" coin, but also whether it's heavier or lighter?
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PixeLs · 08-09-2005, 05:11 AM

Divide the twelve coins to half and weigh them. The lighter half should be again divided and be put to the balance so you can determine the lighter half until you get into the last three coins.

chaze · 08-09-2005, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

Should I go in door number 1?
Should I go in door number 2?
Should I go in door number 3?

Go in the one they gave a unique answer to.

So smart, Erika is waiting?

chaze · 08-09-2005, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

Divide the twelve coins to half and weigh them. The lighter half should be again divided and be put to the balance so you can determine the lighter half until you get into the last three coins.

Is this right?

My head hurts now.

marttali · 08-10-2005, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by chaze

Is this right?

My head hurts now.

no, should be divided in three groups. If you divide them in half at the beginning, you need 4 weightings

monaro · 08-10-2005, 02:04 AM

A River Crossing.

There are two boys each weighing 40kgs who deside to earn some pocket money in
the holidays. They deside to use their small row boat with a maximum capacity of
80kgs total, to enable the two of them to earn their pocket money.

They deside to wait beside a river bank after a storm a week before destroyed the
only bridge for miles that was used as a normal means of crossing such a wide river.

The one day in question a group of 11 adults each weighing 80kgs who are passing
through needed to cross this river at this very same point. They are all on the same
side as the two boys of the river.

They deside to pay to get over to the other side as there is no other way to get
accross this river with understanding that they are not going into the river except
crossing by this small row boat.

The fee is charged at one dollar for each pass that the row boat makes to cross the
river. At the end of the day both boys must be on the same side as they all started.

Q. How much money did the two boys make that day in question?

A. ?

tresisa · 08-10-2005, 02:11 AM

id rather say... brazil

Manowar · 08-10-2005, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by rickholio

They don't bury survivors.

i remember that one as a kid

Meorazhar · 08-10-2005, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

this one is a good easy one..

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You have twelve coins, eleven identical and one different. You do not know whether the "odd" coin is lighter or heavier than the others. Someone gives you a balance and three chances to use it. The question is: How can you make just three weighings on the balance and find out not only which coin is the "odd" coin, but also whether it's heavier or lighter?
-----------------

I have solved this one

Can't say it was easy though. Anyone else?

Meorazhar · 08-10-2005, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by monaro

Q. How much money did the two boys make that day in question?

A. is it 44?

monaro · 08-10-2005, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Meorazhar

A. is it 44?

G'day Meorazhar, last time I worked it out I got 44, this was in a test some years ago when I was doing supply chain management.

monaro · 08-10-2005, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Meorazhar

I have solved this one

Can't say it was easy though. Anyone else?

I think the balance would be used to eliminate the heavier coins.
1st split 6 and 6, eliminate the heavier stack, the stack that is eliminated will always hold all the same coins.

2nd split 3 and 3, again eliminate the heavier stack.

3rd, only place 1 coin on one side and 1 coin on the other side of the balance.

If the last time using the balance was the same then the coin that wasn't placed on the balance would be the correct coin. If it was the other way around, the coin on the left or right of the balance from the 3rd turn would give the answer.

PixeLs · 08-10-2005, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by marttali

no, should be divided in three groups. If you divide them in half at the beginning, you need 4 weightings

I thought so; that's why I didn't ask for the prize.

Meorazhar · 08-10-2005, 03:49 AM

The method with 6 against 6 coins won't work because you don't know whether the coin is heavier or lighter.

Here's a tip: divide coins into 3 piles and weigh 4 against 4. You can have one of two possible results: they're equal or one pile is heavier.

Work from here

chaze · 08-10-2005, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meorazhar

The method with 6 against 6 coins won't work because you don't know whether the coin is heavier or lighter.

Here's a tip: divide coins into 3 piles and weigh 4 against 4. You can have one of two possible results: they're equal or one pile is heavier.

Work from here

I give up, any more riddles.

Maybe easier

Meorazhar · 08-11-2005, 12:29 AM

Mary's father has five daughters:
Chee Chee
Choo Choo
Cha Cha
Cho Cho

What's the name of the 5-th daughter?

Empress_JoinRightNow · 08-11-2005, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze

A plane crashes on the border of Mexico and United states. The plane has 8 Brazilian diplomats all born in different countries. The pilot in American. What country do they bury the survivors?

I really don't know. I guess they'll bury the survivors in Mexico. What's really the point of the question? yooh
..!.

chadglni · 08-11-2005, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meorazhar

Mary's father has five daughters:
Chee Chee
Choo Choo
Cha Cha
Cho Cho

What's the name of the 5-th daughter?

Mary afdadsf

bringer · 08-11-2005, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meorazhar

Mary's father has five daughters:
Chee Chee
Choo Choo
Cha Cha
Cho Cho

What's the name of the 5-th daughter?

is it mary?

bringer · 08-11-2005, 12:44 AM

a man walks into the bar and farts. whos playing the piano?

chadglni · 08-11-2005, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monaro

A River Crossing.

There are two boys each weighing 40kgs who deside to earn some pocket money in
the holidays. They deside to use their small row boat with a maximum capacity of
80kgs total, to enable the two of them to earn their pocket money.

They deside to wait beside a river bank after a storm a week before destroyed the
only bridge for miles that was used as a normal means of crossing such a wide river.

The one day in question a group of 11 adults each weighing 80kgs who are passing
through needed to cross this river at this very same point. They are all on the same
side as the two boys of the river.

They deside to pay to get over to the other side as there is no other way to get
accross this river with understanding that they are not going into the river except
crossing by this small row boat.

The fee is charged at one dollar for each pass that the row boat makes to cross the
river. At the end of the day both boys must be on the same side as they all started.

Q. How much money did the two boys make that day in question?

A. ?

I'm just gonna guess $66. Not worth the trouble of checking to see if I missed something.

bringer · 08-11-2005, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

I'm just gonna guess $66. Not worth the trouble of checking to see if I missed something.

i think the answer is $0

JuiceMonkey · 08-11-2005, 12:51 AM

new riddle please...

Meorazhar · 08-11-2005, 12:59 AM

You take part in a marathon run and you've just overtaken runner # 2. What's your position in a run now?

chaze · 08-12-2005, 03:21 AM

O.K. here is real one from about 8th grade but still good:

Some guy walks up to you and says everything I say to you is a lie.
Is he telling the truth?

StatsJunky · 08-12-2005, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meorazhar

You take part in a marathon run and you've just overtaken runner # 2. What's your position in a run now?

Position #2

StatsJunky · 08-12-2005, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze

O.K. here is real one from about 8th grade but still good:

Some guy walks up to you and says everything I say to you is a lie.
Is he telling the truth?

Yes. 678

Warren · 08-12-2005, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze

O.K. here is real one from about 8th grade but still good:

Some guy walks up to you and says everything I say to you is a lie.
Is he telling the truth?

No because he is already talking to you, thats not a lie.

Warren · 08-12-2005, 03:57 AM

$1 for the first and only person who made it across.

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08-07-2005, 12:22 AM	#1
chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	Bored thread, what your favorite riddle? A plane crashes on the border of Mexico and United states. The plane has 8 Brazilian diplomats all born in different countries. The pilot in American. What country do they bury the survivors?

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chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	Ahh fuck anyone got a better one?

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chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	WTF

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chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	O.K. this guy goes into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender pours him a vodka on the rocks. He takes a drink and starts talking to a girl for about 5 minutes about why his job is top secret. She takes a drink of the vodka but chokes and dies. Why? Hmmmmm

08-09-2005, 01:47 AM	#11
chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	The poisen was in the ice, he survived because the by the time the ice melted she took the next drink and died. Hmmmmm No applause please, just throw money

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chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	O.K. another. You walk into a room and there is three doors, two with instant death missles waiting for you if you open them and one with Erika Ames waiting to have sex before she got a man or after which ever. Their is a mighty wizard that will answer three questions. But might always be lying or always be telling the truth. You can only ask three yes or no questions. No run on questions either, no commas or "and" in the questions. Good luck

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monaro Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Queensland. Posts: 968	A River Crossing. There are two boys each weighing 40kgs who deside to earn some pocket money in the holidays. They deside to use their small row boat with a maximum capacity of 80kgs total, to enable the two of them to earn their pocket money. They deside to wait beside a river bank after a storm a week before destroyed the only bridge for miles that was used as a normal means of crossing such a wide river. The one day in question a group of 11 adults each weighing 80kgs who are passing through needed to cross this river at this very same point. They are all on the same side as the two boys of the river. They deside to pay to get over to the other side as there is no other way to get accross this river with understanding that they are not going into the river except crossing by this small row boat. The fee is charged at one dollar for each pass that the row boat makes to cross the river. At the end of the day both boys must be on the same side as they all started. Q. How much money did the two boys make that day in question? A. ?

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