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Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 01:57 PM

Yes I want to gain weight.... I know most of you need to lose it... but I lost 10 pounds in 3 weeks and it's not that good for me... I'm too skinny

How can I gain weight fast? I don't eat too many healthy foods...mostly fast food cuz I don't cook...post tips and tricks...

thanks!

ohh and here's the pic...

Marcus Aurelius · 08-03-2005, 01:58 PM

get married. worked for me...

Rui · 08-03-2005, 01:58 PM

Its not like that pic shows much, how old are you?

Holly · 08-03-2005, 01:59 PM

become an adult webmaster

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

Its not like that pic shows much, how old are you?

it's not me...(in the pic)
well now's a good time to say that I'm 18

chris01282 · 08-03-2005, 02:00 PM

Greasy cheeseburgers with lots of fries covered in your favorite sauce

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by chris01282

Greasy cheeseburgers with lots of fries covered in your favorite sauce

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Rui · 08-03-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

it's not me...(in the pic)
well now's a good time to say that I'm 18

Shit so you joined GFY when you were 15....

HpicAnn · 08-03-2005, 02:02 PM

eat several times in the day it doesnt has to be to much but eat ..

davethetruth · 08-03-2005, 02:06 PM

1. Quit smoking if you smoke cigarettes
2. Eat all day long
3. Work out 5 days a week with lower reps
4. Drink Protein shakes
5. Take Creatine supplements

Of course I'm 6'2" and I've never been able to get over 160lbs, but I've done enough research to know this is how it's supposed to work, lol

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

Shit so you joined GFY when you were 15....

well...yes I guess I did....

secret's out huh? oh well trust me I wasn't the only one...

Bama · 08-03-2005, 02:07 PM

Meet me at Krispy Kreme and we'll talk about it!

DamageX · 08-03-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mdcq

get married. worked for me...

You and 90% of the men.

Downtime · 08-03-2005, 02:07 PM

eat lots of food, not necessarily high in fat. lots of protein, shit just eat everything

directfiesta · 08-03-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

Shit so you joined GFY when you were 15....

many more kids on here than you think ....

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by davethetruth

1. Quit smoking if you smoke cigarettes
2. Eat all day long
3. Work out 5 days a week with lower reps
4. Drink Protein shakes
5. Take Creatine supplements

Of course I'm 6'2" and I've never been able to get over 160lbs, but I've done enough research to know this is how it's supposed to work, lol

lol
smoke cigs and weed....hehe weed must be it huh?

Thumbking · 08-03-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

Shit so you joined GFY when you were 15....

lol I was just thinking that

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

many more kids on here than you think ....

hehe as a kid I made more money then lots of you old people..... moved out of my mom's house when I was 17....you should know you surf GFY....just swap the ages.

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 02:09 PM

anyway, back to gaining weight....

Doctor Dre · 08-03-2005, 02:12 PM

Stop heroin.

Seriously ... start working out daily, get supplements and eat 6-8 small meals a day with a lot of meat (fish, chicken is good ... beef is not bad).

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Stop heroin.

Seriously ... start working out daily, get supplements and eat 6-8 small meals a day with a lot of meat (fish, chicken is good ... beef is not bad).

I don't cook that that's a huge problem eating so many meals a day...specialy when I work at home.

I started drinking this weight gainer from GNS 3 times a day...is it any good?

wdsguy · 08-03-2005, 02:16 PM

lift weights, eat eat eat, get enough sleep, take vitamins, drink alot of water.

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

lift weights, eat eat eat, get enough sleep, take vitamins, drink alot of water.

ya good idea....don't do any of it too much....

good advice, hope it works hehe

iwiiiiiiiiii · 08-03-2005, 02:23 PM

Make kids
I took 40pounds with that

:D

yuvalus · 08-03-2005, 02:23 PM

Stop drinking vodka and start drinking beer
you'll get a belly in 2 weeks

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by yuvalus

Stop drinking vodka and start drinking beer
you'll get a belly in 2 weeks

I don't wanna be fat like you though

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by hqdir

Make kids
I took 40pounds with that

:D

I'll start on the planning right away ;)

alexg · 08-03-2005, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

I don't wanna be fat like you though

yuvalus · 08-03-2005, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

I don't wanna be fat like you though

I expected that
You haven't see me in a while I got great muscles there

davethetruth · 08-03-2005, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

I started drinking this weight gainer from GNS 3 times a day...is it any good?

Yeah, that stuff works great. I gained about 10 lbs with that, but couldn't stomach it anymore.

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

lol
smoke cigs and weed....hehe weed must be it huh?

I've found it nearly impossible to gain weight when smoking butts.

Smoke less cigarettes, smoke more weed

dready · 08-03-2005, 02:35 PM

Eat a lot more calories and work out. If you don't work out it will turn straight into a beer gut and spare tire.

Rui · 08-03-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

I don't cook that that's a huge problem eating so many meals a day...specialy when I work at home.

I started drinking this weight gainer from GNS 3 times a day...is it any good?

Excuse me but you say you got out of home when you were 17...what have you been eating since then, since you say you don't cook...

C-Bass · 08-03-2005, 02:38 PM

Oracle.....hit me up on ICQ - i will give you some tips that are working well for me right now.

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by davethetruth

Yeah, that stuff works great. I gained about 10 lbs with that, but couldn't stomach it anymore.

I've found it nearly impossible to gain weight when smoking butts.

Smoke less cigarettes, smoke more weed

How long did it take you to gain that drinking that shit.... it's disgusting....

Hehehehe that's what I do.

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

Excuse me but you say you got out of home when you were 17...what have you been eating since then, since you say you don't cook...

see first post....

Rui · 08-03-2005, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

see first post....

I read it...but don't tell me you have been eating fast food since you were 17 all the time...shit man...

EroticySteve · 08-03-2005, 02:44 PM

Kingburger with Cheese All the Way with Chili and Egg. Large chili cheese fries and a 32oz coke. A Fatburger meal like that everyday will do you good. After a week or two back off to three of those a week.

wjxxx · 08-03-2005, 02:46 PM

wjxxx · 08-03-2005, 02:48 PM

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

I read it...but don't tell me you have been eating fast food since you were 17 all the time...shit man...

mostly yes...resturants and other shit ya.....you can count on 2 hand how many home cooked meals ive ate in the past year.

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by EroticySteve

Kingburger with Cheese All the Way with Chili and Egg. Large chili cheese fries and a 32oz coke. A Fatburger meal like that everyday will do you good. After a week or two back off to three of those a week.

I can't eat that shit... I'm not American

Rui · 08-03-2005, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

mostly yes...resturants and other shit ya.....you can count on 2 hand how many home cooked meals ive ate in the past year.

ok. I know I will sound like an old fart saying this but you really should look into learn how to cook (even basic stuff)

honestly...that shit (fastfood 24/365) is far from healthy man

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

ok. I know I will sound like an old fart saying this but you really should look into learn how to cook (even basic stuff)

honestly...that shit (fastfood 24/365) is far from healthy man

I know how to... I just hate it...cleaning and everything....

I made some killer steaks a few times....should do that again some time...heh

Rui · 08-03-2005, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

I know how to... I just hate it...cleaning and everything....

I made some killer steaks a few times....should do that again some time...heh

Eggs are easy, plus you can make some salads, roastbeefs, pastas quite easily (and belive me i suck at cooking and even for me these ones are pretty easy)

You could also learn and start doing your own pizzas ;)

Thumbking · 08-03-2005, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

mostly yes...resturants and other shit ya.....you can count on 2 hand how many home cooked meals ive ate in the past year.

and you wonder why your skinny...

eating fast food has no nutritious value man, your body just shits it out, there is nothing good about it for your body to want to keep and use.

your probably tired all the time too, cuz you got shit for fuel. Even eating boxes of KD wit hotdogs in it everyday would be better...

directfiesta · 08-03-2005, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

I can't eat that shit... I'm not American

good answer.

davethetruth · 08-03-2005, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

How long did it take you to gain that drinking that shit.... it's disgusting....

1-2 months maybe. It was really hard too, I thought I was going to puke it up every time I drank it. Now I drink cans of the pre-mixed Pure Protein shakes and they're really tasty, but they don't have any callories like that weight gainer 3000 crap.

budz · 08-03-2005, 03:02 PM

eat chicken, potatoes and pasta

workout .. do 1 set arms & chest - low reps, high weight a couple times a day

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by davethetruth

1-2 months maybe. It was really hard too, I thought I was going to puke it up every time I drank it. Now I drink cans of the pre-mixed Pure Protein shakes and they're really tasty, but they don't have any callories like that weight gainer 3000 crap.

Ya first time I drank it I felt sick for like 30 mins.....
now I mix it in the blender...tastes a lot better....

Oracle Porn · 08-03-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Thumbking

and you wonder why your skinny...

eating fast food has no nutritious value man, your body just shits it out, there is nothing good about it for your body to want to keep and use.

your probably tired all the time too, cuz you got shit for fuel. Even eating boxes of KD wit hotdogs in it everyday would be better...

heh I didn't wonder why I'm so skinny.... I know why... Now I just want to know how to fix my mistakes ;)

KD? what's that?

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