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Old 08-03-2005, 01:15 PM   #1
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how to get an account in a bank

One day, one guy went to a bank to get an account... So he said:
- I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank...

The lady that worked there was shocked and replied:
-Sir, please don't talk this way... be polite!

The guy continued:
-Hey lady! I said I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank!

The lady got upset and called the manager... The manager comes and asks:
-Sir, how can I help you?
The guy very very nervous:
_ I have already said what i wanted! I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank!
The manager:- How much do you want to put in the account?

the guy- let's say 3 million dollars for the moment...

The manager:
- And this fucking retarted bitch didn't want to help you???
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Old 08-03-2005, 01:22 PM   #2
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Originally Posted by bary
One day, one guy went to a bank to get an account... So he said:
- I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank...

The lady that worked there was shocked and replied:
-Sir, please don't talk this way... be polite!

The guy continued:
-Hey lady! I said I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank!

The lady got upset and called the manager... The manager comes and asks:
-Sir, how can I help you?
The guy very very nervous:
_ I have already said what i wanted! I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank!
The manager:- How much do you want to put in the account?

the guy- let's say 3 million dollars for the moment...

The manager:
- And this fucking retarted bitch didn't want to help you???
Haven't heard that one b4 .

Good surfer . Keep'em coming
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Old 08-03-2005, 02:00 PM   #3
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Mildly distasteful yet funny.
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Old 08-03-2005, 02:23 PM   #4
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Old 08-03-2005, 02:26 PM   #5
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Yep, bank managers...
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Old 08-03-2005, 02:31 PM   #6
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Ain't that the truth
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Old 08-03-2005, 02:31 PM   #7
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lol it made me laugh
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Old 08-03-2005, 02:33 PM   #8
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hmmm i wish i had a better sense of humour.... i dont get it.
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Old 08-03-2005, 02:47 PM   #9
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Old 08-03-2005, 03:00 PM   #10
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lol that was a good one
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Old 08-03-2005, 03:09 PM   #11
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:55 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by bary
One day, one guy went to a bank to get an account... So he said:
- I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank...

The lady that worked there was shocked and replied:
-Sir, please don't talk this way... be polite!

The guy continued:
-Hey lady! I said I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank!

The lady got upset and called the manager... The manager comes and asks:
-Sir, how can I help you?
The guy very very nervous:
_ I have already said what i wanted! I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank!
The manager:- How much do you want to put in the account?

the guy- let's say 3 million dollars for the moment...

The manager:
- And this fucking retarted bitch didn't want to help you???
LMAO great joke
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Old 08-03-2005, 06:59 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by bary
One day, one guy went to a bank to get an account... So he said:
- I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank...

The lady that worked there was shocked and replied:
-Sir, please don't talk this way... be polite!

The guy continued:
-Hey lady! I said I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank!

The lady got upset and called the manager... The manager comes and asks:
-Sir, how can I help you?
The guy very very nervous:
_ I have already said what i wanted! I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank!
The manager:- How much do you want to put in the account?

the guy- let's say 3 million dollars for the moment...

The manager:
- And this fucking retarted bitch didn't want to help you???
Havent heard that one before
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Old 08-03-2005, 07:07 PM   #14
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Heh heh..that was kinda funny
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