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				how to get an account in a bank
			 
			One day, one guy went to a bank to get an account... So he said:  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			- I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank... The lady that worked there was shocked and replied: -Sir, please don't talk this way... be polite! The guy continued: -Hey lady! I said I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank! The lady got upset and called the manager... The manager comes and asks: -Sir, how can I help you? The guy very very nervous: _ I have already said what i wanted! I have some fucking money and I want to open a fucking account at your fucking bank! The manager:- How much do you want to put in the account? the guy- let's say 3 million dollars for the moment... The manager: - And this fucking retarted bitch didn't want to help you??? 
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		 Mildly distasteful yet funny. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Good one! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Yep, bank managers... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Ain't that the truth 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 lol it made me laugh 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 hmmm i wish i had a better sense of humour.... i dont get it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 lol that was a good one 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Heh heh..that was kinda funny 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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