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georgeyw · 08-02-2005, 10:01 PM

ahaha I forgot how funny this was

secretary - 'who are you?'
fletch - 'i'm fritas boss'
secretary - 'who's frita?'
fletch - 'my secretary'

Spunky · 08-02-2005, 10:03 PM

I guess I had to be there

georgeyw · 08-02-2005, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

I guess I had to be there

maybe - chevy chase pulls off random smart arse comments so well

nofx · 08-02-2005, 10:05 PM

I think i've only seen the last like 20 min of it

JJ Gold · 08-02-2005, 10:20 PM

WAITER
Excuse me sir. Are you a guest of the club?

FLETCH
Yes, I'm with the Underhills.

WAITER
They just left, sir.

FLETCH
They'll be back. He had to go in for a urinalysis.

WAITER
Would you care for a drink while you're waiting?
I can put it on the Underhill bill.

FLETCH
Great. I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich.

WAITER
Very good sir.

JasonB · 08-02-2005, 10:30 PM

what kind of name is "poon"?
uh... commanche indian

georgeyw · 08-02-2005, 11:11 PM

fletch - 'why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other'
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cop - 'you'll like the chief carlon he's a nice man'
fletch - 'yeah i hear he's mellowed alot since he came out of the closet'
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chief of police - 'so what do you do Mr Fletch?'
fletch - 'i'm a shepperd'

lol!

tristan_D · 08-02-2005, 11:23 PM

that's just hilarious. LOL

xclusive · 08-02-2005, 11:25 PM

have not seen those in years hope they do a good job on the remake

Nismo · 08-02-2005, 11:29 PM

that is a great movie.

georgeyw · 08-02-2005, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

that is a great movie.

Yes and now for the other great Fletch Lives

whatever happened to chevy chase? he's a fantastic comedian. Shits all over today wannabes

canplayer · 08-02-2005, 11:37 PM

isn't there fletch lives also? Chevy Chase was perfect for it

georgeyw · 08-02-2005, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by canplayer

isn't there fletch lives also? Chevy Chase was perfect for it

Yeah there was/is fletch lives too.

Just as good as the first one.

PixeLs · 08-02-2005, 11:47 PM

I admire Chevy's comic versatility.

je_rome · 08-02-2005, 11:50 PM

lol! so hilarious!

StuBradley · 08-03-2005, 12:59 AM

Doctor: How long have you been having these pains, Mr. Barber?

Fletch: That's Babar.

Doctor: Two bs?

Fletch: One. B-A-B-A-R.

Doctor: That's two.

Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.

Doctor: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?

Fletch: I don't know. I don't have any.

Doctor: No children?

Fletch: No, elephant books.

georgeyw · 08-03-2005, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by StuBradley

Doctor: How long have you been having these pains, Mr. Barber?

Fletch: That's Babar.

Doctor: Two bs?

Fletch: One. B-A-B-A-R.

Doctor: That's two.

Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.

Doctor: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?

Fletch: I don't know. I don't have any.

Doctor: No children?

Fletch: No, elephant books.

This is why i love chevy chase movies especially fletch. He just pulls off the stupidest of jokes and they're hilarious!

georgeyw · 08-03-2005, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by je_rome

lol! so hilarious!

i want a gfy t-shirt too

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