Doctor: How long have you been having these pains, Mr. Barber?
Fletch: That's Babar.
Doctor: Two bs?
Fletch: One. B-A-B-A-R.
Doctor: That's two.
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.
Doctor: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
Fletch: I don't know. I don't have any.
Doctor: No children?
Fletch: No, elephant books.
